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>be you >you're a Pokémon trainer >you're traveling with a girl >she's fucking gorgeous; perfect skin, pretty brunette hair, bouncy boobs, and often flirty >you just caught a Scyther, because fuck yeah Scyther >you take it out of its Pokéball for the first time since you captured it >you intend on training with it a bit >instead, Scyther immediately attacks your female friend, slicing off all of her clothes, mauling her body, even managing to sever a hand she attempted to defend herself with >you know that if you don't do something soon, Scyther will kill her; she might not survive anyway >wat do?
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The only thing you can do.
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So ENF AND guro? Fap, of course.
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>>15598288 Fuck Scyther in front if her.
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kill myself for being such a faggot trainer that my pokemon wont listen to me
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>>15598419 According to OP, you just caught it. I imagine not every Pokemon likes you at first.
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Take the severed hand and jack off with it.
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>>15598288 >Pick up pebble >flick it at Scyther >He explodes >Get her to hospital Also.
>Implying I'd catch a Scyther >Not Heracross or Pinsir Anonymous
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let it finish and bang it instead
Juan (2020-1041-1749) [Dark: Absol,Cacturne, Nuzleaf]
Juan (2020-1041-1749) [Dark: Absol,Cacturne, Nuzleaf] Tue 05 Nov 2013 00:03:35 No. 15598578 Report Anonymous
>>15598518 >catching a Pinsir Is this 1998?
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I bet there's a sadpanda gallery like this
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>>15598586 No one used Pinsir back then. It's only kind of popular now because of its megavolution.
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>>15598288 >be >>15598578 >dafuq leave at once to where you came from.
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"Scyther, return">Take her to a hospital or try to get some help in general >Apologize profusely >Find out why this scyther is extremely aggressive in particular
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>>15598739 "I'm sorry my wild animal crippled you for life. Can you ever forgive me?"
That sounds stupid, doesn't it?
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make her eat the chansey eggs
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>Return the scyther to its pokeball >Since my friend is naked and crippled I proceed to rape her >Then let scyther out so he can finish the job >pet it in Pokemon amie to reward him for being such a bro
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>>15598698 >Not traveling Kanto with the best starter Pokemon Anonymous
>Return Scyther to Poke Ball >Wonder Trade it >Take friend to hospital with my new bro Bunnelby
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Scyther might just be horny so I'd help relieve its urges.
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>>15598808 Did I say apologize once?
It's better than leaving and acting like nothing happened.
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>>15599100 Yeah, you did. Profusely, in fact.
Rhino 3024-6034-3696 (Ice FS, Delibird, Beartic, Dewgong)
Rhino 3024-6034-3696 (Ice FS, Delibird, Beartic, Dewgong) Tue 05 Nov 2013 00:20:02 No. 15599172 Report Quoted By:
>>15598288 fap obviously
>>15598578 Could you add me for your friend safari? I really really want a cacturne. Anonymous
>>15599136 You know 'profusely' means 'a fucking lot' in this context, right?
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>>15599240 Yeah. Apologizing profusely. So not only did you apologize, you kissed her ass as well. Which, to be fair, is probably how you should treat someone who's hand you just severed.
Anonymous
>>15599267 Exactly, so why are we having this conversation?
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I thank Scyther for recognising the ditto masquerading as the almost perfect companion.
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>>15598288 Recall it to it's pokeball, throw another one at the wounded girl. Take her to the nearest Pokemon center and bluff.
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>>15598288 >Brunette Keep up the good work, boy.
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>>15599442 >not liking brunettes You only go after the blonde boys, right?
Nozomi 1032-2408-9863 (phanpy, marowak, gastrodon)
Nozomi 1032-2408-9863 (phanpy, marowak, gastrodon) Tue 05 Nov 2013 00:31:40 No. 15599569 Report Quoted By:
Seeing as I hate girls, I'd watch with interest.And wish it was happening to me rather than her.
Jeremii-3668-8611-0585 (Crawdaunt, Pawniard, Absol)
Jeremii-3668-8611-0585 (Crawdaunt, Pawniard, Absol) Tue 05 Nov 2013 00:31:54 No. 15599581 Report Quoted By:
>>15598586 >not liking Pinsir also,
>not catching 'em all Anonymous
>return scyther into its poke ball >give it a metal coat >trade it to someone you dont like >watch scyther evolve into scizor and insert its pincers up the person's butthole >enjoy a can of coke while witnessing the guy/girl get anally fisted brutally
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>>15599537 Only the cute, petite ones.
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>>15598518 >Pick up pebble >flick it at Scyther >He explodes I giggled.
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>>15599620 shit i meant to say "claws" not pincers.
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>>15599537 Blonde repulses me even more, red-heads or silky black hair only
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>>15599442 >Not liking brunettes I've never met someone with such
shit taste
You're perfectly entitled to your opinion though, I just don't agree with it. Anonymous
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>watch Scyther mutilate the girl for a few minutes >she's still alive if the twitching is any indication >she cried and screamed the entire time, then messed herself, before slipping into shock >Scyther gives up once he realizes his prey won't fight back anymore >about to recall him when Lorelei of the Kanto Elite Four strolls on by >she sees the remains of my traveling companion and immediately reaches for a Pokéball to apprehend me and my bro-tier Scyther >Scyther says "fuck that" in a masculine Scandinavian accent and rushes Lorelei >he swipes at her once; she backs up preemptively >her blouse tears open, revealing the biggest, perkiest, most beautiful breasts known to man >wat do?
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Let Scyther kill her for the exp.
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>>15598698 I liek pisnzir, not begause of muga
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>mfw the scyther likes to thrash about
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>>15600256 >wondertrade Scyther >get Mystery Egg >all of your pokemon are now mystery eggs >"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" Anonymous
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>>15598949 made me lel 10/10
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>>15600180 This wouldn't have happened if it was "proud of its power" instead.
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>>15603066 I'd rather have a Scyther that's proud of its power than one that can't control it.
lol
lol
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>Order Scyther to return >Apologize for my Scyther bugging out on her >Take her to hospital >Trade Scyther to Shauna because I really want her Froakie and I could use less annoying friends >Catch a Volcarona, or at least a Galvantula, since those are bug-types I like more anyway and I only caught a Scyther because OP said so
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You guys are so fucking weird.>Stand there awkwardly as I realize she's doomed either way. >Windows of opportunity open. >She's screaming in agony and cursing me with her last gurgling breaths. >"I can't hear you over all that GHAHGLLGJGHHAHHHHHNnnnnn" >Grow tired of this, but too much of a pansy to do shit about it. >Take her severed hand and stick it in her mouth. >Tell Scyther to thrash that sweet A-PEEWWWSSY just like he did the rest of her body, or else he's going to Wondertrade. >stick my paynus inside one of the plethora of holes and gashes. >muh dik >Realise it's not enough and take a yard of her viscera and wrap it around the base of muh dik >Buckets were came >Spaghetti only comes out >Start shitting myself and crying >Scyther becomes confused! >Scyther began devouring me and the body in convusion! >All that's left is blood soaked earth, entrails and various cuts of meat. >Brock shows up >"I guess I'll have to turn this frying pan, into a dying pan!" >Kills himself >Perfect crime, as it was all a ploy to kill Brock because he still owed me money for a bet in Game Corner.
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>>15604214 The only funny thing about this post is despite all the effort put into it, it's fucking terribad.
