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Showderp is a wonderful time where a bunch of people pretend someone is Marriland and try to convince other people that person is Marriland and/or close all their tabs. 1) After a showderp suspension or after a new champ call (must be in an actual post in the current thread, not just in the battle chat) or disappearance of champ for 15 minutes, first one to call champ (anything from an empty post to just quoting the post calling new champ to just "me" or "lel"; must contain a name field or name in post) is champ. If you want to be champ USE A TRIPCODE. People with no tripcode cant be champ. (YourNameOnShowdown#"a password") 2) Suggestions may not be skipped; if they are mutually incompatible, the first one takes precedence: 2a) Two calls for "gengar" in the first six suggestions: One Gengar is used, the second call is skipped in favor of the seventh suggestion. 2b) Two calls, one is "blood waifu", the other is "liligant": Merge suggestions to the blood waifu set and skip the more general request. 2c) Two calls specifically for mega-evolutions: Champ gives stones to both and decides in the match which evo to use for the match. 3) Champ is free to call new team or new champ after having played at least two matches. 3a) Champ may also call new champ at any point if he has to leave for some reason, such as doorbell ringing. He should announce in the battle chat if he really can't do anything against it mid-battle. 4) Intentionally forfeiting, disconnecting and/or timestalling is not allowed. You fight until your pokemon or your opponent's pokemon are KO'd. If you know your Internet connection is currently very unstable (cannot finish a 30-turn match without disconnecting), do not champ. Use a trip when claiming champ Current champ is ArkWelder !!j2NnOoEO1xN
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>3 breads currently active to what end
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this team is shit
ArkWelder !!j2NnOoEO1xN
A NEW TEAM FOR A NEW BREAD
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Scary Waifu (Whimsicott) (F) @ Focus Sash Ability: Prankster EVs: 252 Spd Naive Nature IVs: 0 HP / 0 Def / 0 SDef - Endeavor - Leech Seed
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>>15598940 poke that most resembles black ass
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>>15598679 >click on picture to see a large sexy black man's face >it's a thumbnail for fucking fuckers fucks sake
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ArkWelder !!j2NnOoEO1xN
>>15598954 Okay guys, should I use this set (that doesn't work because it's a Whimsicott instead of a level 1 Cottonee), or should I use the cottonee that actually works
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Pangoro Trait: Iron Fist EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature Moves: Power-up-Punch Held Item: Metronome
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>>15599021 FUCK YOU MAGIKARP IS IN THE TEAM
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>>15599028 why can't a level one whimsicott work
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>>15599021 >Skipping Magikarp >But not Caterpie Anonymous
>>15599075 >>15599052 One shitmon allowed
Unless you want to see this massive burgerfaggot lose again
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>>15599075 fuck you ive been trying to get caterpie on a team for too long
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>>15599101 MAGIKARP MASTER RACE
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>>15599130 BURGERFAGGOT MASTER RACE
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>>15599167 MAGIC CARPET FISH MEISTER RACE
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>>15599101 Doesn't matter, it's the showderp rules, faggot
>m-muh anarcy Rules are what's keeping showderp from derailing (Yet again)
ArkWelder !!j2NnOoEO1xN
>>15599021 >skipping >ever >>15599244 And also you are allowed to skip the second mon that can't learn TMs. Always has been that way.
LET'S GO:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankoubeta-60405523 ArkWelder !!j2NnOoEO1xN
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>shitposters disappeared >showderp got better >A wild Ulcer appeared! >showderp confirmed for shit tier again
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>>15599815 Don't acknowledge the 'tards, and eventually they'll leave.
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>>15599884 >Ulcer >leaving are you dense
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I think you're gay and I hate you.
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>>15600042 I'll suck your dick faggot
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What is showderp's mascot pokemon?
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>>15600175 one of le epic bloodmons
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>>15600175 Either specs weedle or Funbro.
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>>15599923 He has to get tired of his emoticons sometime.
Right? Anonymous
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ArkWelder !!j2NnOoEO1xN
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Last match for me then I'll call new champ.
LET'S GET HYPE, LET'S GET A WIN
THEME FOR THIS BATTLE:
http://youtu.be/0eoVLfPszeQ GET INNNN:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankoubeta-60409924 Anonymous
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>>15600212 >>15600206 >>15600202 I think we need to agree on one. There's too many iconic showderpmons.
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>>15600175 dratini grill named little button
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>>15600202 >>15600206 >>15600212 at least we agree on something.
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>>15600067 Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I suck in a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop blowing on /vp/? A board so full of faggots it could be hosted in California goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not getting blown, anon. I am the blower. A guy unzips his pants and shoots his load and you think that's me? No. I am the one who sucks!
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/r/ing that pic that showed the trainer cards of all the stereotypical competitive pokemon players and rated their faggotry and power level
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I like you, ArkWelder. You put the effort in to make battles entertaining. You're my favourite Chump.
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>>15600361 breaking bad is shit
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>>15600426 Your mom is shit.
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>>15600628 Your grandma is shit.
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>>15600664 You''re wifu a shit
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>>15600664 My grandma could beat up your grandma.
ArkWelder !!j2NnOoEO1xN
>>15600423 nice mod cocksucking there son :^)
NEW CHAMP. Also faggots give this guy a good team. After 6 straight losses I want to see some one win.
worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
ulcer
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Banded physical attacker Alakazam OR Klutz Lopunny with Switcheroo holding a Flame Orb
Gigabyte !M8M8wr7oOE
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ME CHUMP for real this time
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Ariados - Shadow Sneak - Poison Jab/Bug Bite - Sticky Web - Hone Claws
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Oowha (Goodra) @ Choice Band Ability: Gooey EVs: 252 Atk / 4 HP / 252 Spd Adamant Nature - Power Whip - Earthquake - Outrage - Aqua Tail
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DrMobius !AKuNpi6.yE
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Specs Scrappy Exploud with only Boomburst (all you ever need) called ulcerashit
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>>15600739 Quina Quen (Slurpuff) @ Petaya Berry
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 184 HP / 252 SAtk / 72 Spd
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunderbolt
- Draining Kiss
- Flamethrower
- Calm Mind
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Your favorite pokemon
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Gardevoir @ Leftovers Thunder Wave Confuse Ray Mean Look Disable or Torment or Wish
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any pokemon whose design is based on food.
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Fully offensive blissey.
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>>15600739 Stoutland
Scrappy
@Choice Band/Scarf
-Last Resort
-and
-nothing
-else
ZaPedoro !!jLB9R09rPo7
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>>15600739 dunsparce with trump card
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>>15600806 >>15600815 >Mega Houndoom and blaziken Anonymous
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>>15600848 run both, activate mega of one or the other based on circumstances
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>>15600848 >>15600836 Both get Mega Stones, champ decides which to use in a given match.
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>>15600848 Use both stones and decide which mega he wants to use each battle.
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>>15600848 >>15600836 >people STILL don't understand you can use both and just mega 1 per battle Anonymous
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>>15600893 I'd call you a rulefaggot, but I can't believe that people still don't understand what to do when there's two Megas suggested.
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>implying chimp will use mega houndoom over chicken ever
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sorry for being a newfag but if you wanted to get started on l2p this what would you guys recommend? I've lurked this place for awhile and smogon a bit but I'm still not really sure what the essential components of a team are. Should i just build a random team and get shit on in OU until I l2p?
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>>15601084 BABY DON'T HURT ME
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>>15601035 I want to hold you close and never let go because I love you so much.
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>>15601035 I-I love you anon-chan ~
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>>15601084 BABY DON'T HURT ME
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>>15601084 A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS
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>>15601098 we all fug'd ur mum.
Raltoid !M9ga41UCe.
15 MINUTE RULE IM NEW CHAMP
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>>15601119 >that feel when you're the only one who got it right heh, nerds
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>>15601095 >not wanting to shit fire >>15601098 Ask in competitive team building general thing. Unless you want a team comprising of king fat dick, shrekle, unown, tricky kike and ribbon puppy that is.
worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
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>>15601169 But it has only been 10 min
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>>15601119 Jesus christ.
>>15601169 No you aren't. Wait for the fifteen minutes first.
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>>15601169 It has not been 15 minutes.
>>15601201 Why wouldn't he want that team?
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>>15601201 well, I just think I should learn to play a little bit before champing, not really too interested in making a super cereal team
ill just fuck with the recommended pokes/moves until i get a better grasp
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>you will never be raped by a goodra
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>>15601201 On a side note, what are champs advice getting good with the shit you get handed here?
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>>15601169 what a massive faggot
>>15601219 don't respond to that shit,newfag
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>>15601274 Use this. Add Aegislash, Greninja, Klefki and Talonflame as necessary.
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>>15601286 >muh buzzwords ur just as cancer as both of them
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>>15601285 >>15601274 It really comes down to the luck of the draw. Just play a bit with a regular team so you know what to expect from others, and after you can play 15 or so matches winning over half then you should be able to play alright with any team
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guys I cut my thumb can I stick it up someone's ass to make it better :[[[[
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Aegisnal: pls kill me
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>>15601379 FUCK OFF FAGGOT
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>>15601285 >any champ >getting good >with anything yea rite
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>>15601507 There are some who seem to know what they're doing enough to get at least a few wins
billybob !kW55PT5Muo
>>15601546 I was smashing people the other night =( went like 10-5 or something
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>>15601507 If you know how to play competitive at a good level (like, 1700+ ranking) then you're gonna snag a few wins if the team is not complete shit. Just know how to play the game and how to use the sets that are given to you and you'll be fine. Also having some notion of teambuilding/movesets works wonders when they just give you a Pokémon with no suggested moves.
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>>15601372 is it normal for it to take awhile to find a math?
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>>15601708 Showdown servers are being really really shitty at the moment. When you do find one, expect 20~ second delays
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>>15601647 He was, actually. Kept getting people with themed teams, including an eeveelution only team.
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>>15601778 wow fuck that, ill wait and try this again another time then
worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
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Daily reminder
worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
question of the day: why do i run into people with 1800+ rankings while most of you guys run into retards?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankoubeta-60419515 Anonymous
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WWAAAAAH ONE OF MY POKEMON FAINTED I QUIT
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>>15602286 Liligant new meta
worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
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>>15602390 >he thinks the rankings mean anything >laughing_elf Anonymous
I have played this for literally one day, first experience with competitive battling and I am already 1700 ranking. I don't think it means that much.
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>>15602521 get rank one in the ladder then
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>>15602587 I don't even know where to find the ladder.
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worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
>>15602521 >>15602427 iunno mang i just think people with 1800+ ranks are JUST A LITTLE better than retarded but hey, i bet you guys are all 2200+ pros amirite
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankoubeta-60421488 worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
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Shedinja @ Black Sludge Trait: Wonder Guard EVs: 255 HP / 255 Def Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk) - Sandstorm - Harden
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bellyzumarill with shell bell
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ZaPedoro !!jLB9R09rPo7
West !!La3azKV4oxi
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>>15602681 >honestly caring I'm not watching so I don't know what teams you're using, but sometimes you'll get shit teams and can't do anything. People will just brute force you.
Or you have a good team and are just getting outplayed. There's always that.
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>>15603126 Missey (Blissey) @ Life Orb
Ability: Natural Cure
EV's: 252 HP/252 SpA/4 Def
Modest Nature
-Thunder
-Blizzard
-Fire Blast
-Sing
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Gardevoir @ Leftovers Thunder Wave Confuse Ray Mean Look Disable or Torment or Wish
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>>15603126 Wigglytuff @ Leftovers
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 SAtk
Calm Nature
- Wish
- Perish Song
- Thunder Wave
- Stealth Rock
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>>15603126 unfezant with featherdance
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Bulky Snorlax with Rest/Sleep Talk/Amnesia/Metronome
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>>15603126 mamoswine with weakness policy
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>>15603126 choice band excaDRILL,
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>>15603141 Fuck you, man. Type your shit out after new team's called. Get outta here with this lazy-ass quoting shit.
>>15603138 >>15603143 >>15603144 >>15603145 >>15603146 >>15603148 Team.
Gear !!8NwjRFpF6q1
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>>15603143 Must you shame such a great Pokemon?
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>>15603210 >waahhh my suggestion didn't make it on the team Anonymous
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>>15603295 Didn't suggest anything, Brain Trust.
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>>15603143 What sort of person would go on the internet and to things like this
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>>15603210 >type your shit out >the very next suggestion is a copypaste Anonymous
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So is this dead?
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NEW CHUMP chump disappeared for 15 minutes
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>>15603690 This isn't a rule, stop forcing it.
elibump !!rEkSWzi2+mz
I can champ if champ doesn't come back M-maybe
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>>15603659 /int/ here
close enough I guess Anonymous
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>>15603690 No.
Also, no tripcode.
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>>15603727 >elibump It's better than nothing I guess
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>>15603723 Wait when the hell was that added?
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>>15603723 So...if someone calls champ and never comes back, Showderp just dies then?
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>>15603727 Come on elibump, you are one of the few good shabbos goys we have on showderp.
WRONG TEAM GENERAL
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>>15603143 this is classic showderp
SHOWDERP IS NOT DEAD
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>>15603690 This rule doesn't apply during team creation you fag
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>>15603723 >1) After a showderp suspension or after a new champ call (must be in an actual post in the current thread, not just in the battle chat) or disappearance of champ for 15 minutes, first one to call champ (anything from an empty post to just quoting the post calling new champ to just "me" or "lel"; must contain a name field or name in post) is champ. If you want to be champ USE A TRIPCODE. People with no tripcode cant be champ. (YourNameOnShowdown#"a password") It's rule number one.
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>>15603799 so during team creation, then
>>15603776 ? Anonymous
worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
pls gibi time bad internet connection
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>>15603799 it should apply. The champ should at least have to come back once every 15 minutes and let people know he's creating the team.
Let's get this show on the road.
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>>15603853 As a pokemon?
Awesome
Recycle Magnemite named Pen1s
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>>15603723 >>15603799 think rationally you dumbasses, people aren't very patient here.
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>>15603855 >showdown servers being themselves >posting on 4chan still slow It's okay.
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>>15603727 Naruto (Frogadier) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Protean
EVs: 180 Spd / 252 SAtk / 76 HP
Timid Nature
- Hidden Power [Ghost]
- Toxic Spikes
- Scald
- Dark Pulse
elibump !!rEkSWzi2+mz
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>>15603727 Wigglytuff @ Leftovers
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 SAtk
Calm Nature
- Wish
- Perish Song
- Thunder Wave
- Stealth Rock
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>>15603855 Oh, well then. You a slaking or something? Srsly, hurry up bro.
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Champ is getting ready, stop trying to brute-force yourselves into champing You newfags would probably just play like shit anyway
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worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
Raltoid !M9ga41UCe.
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>Tfw playing my first pokebank OU showdown match with a team i just made hold me
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Gib Gaston Copypasta
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You showderpers ran into a guys using the eeveelutions calling them puppies right? what was his name or does anyone have the pic?
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West !!La3azKV4oxi
>>15604227 Not that guy, but are you watching the Pack/Bears? Fucking A-Rod got smacked. Out for a few weeks.
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flufffy: leech seed kill for win
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worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
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>>15604020 shut the fuck up raltoid
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Why is it music never plays for me on showdown?
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>>15604485 It never does for me either, barring replays. No idea why.
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>>15604485 Is it set to mute?
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>>15604560 get DUNKED lister
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>>15604414 elibump confirmed for better champ
worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
nice crits, eli
but this won't stop me from chumping for even a second http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankoubeta-60431503 Anonymous
elibump is quite a lucksack
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I knew that goy would pull through!
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>>15604414 >elibump winning with a shedinja that uses sandstorm on first turn lechamp step down pls
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>>15604738 elibump confirmed for crit hacking
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>>15604770 worstchamp had a Black Sludge Shedinja that never got to move.
4398-9591-8678 Eric
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>>15604754 WON IT BY A SWEEP
SUCH SKILL
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>>15604764 >>15604781 Shame he never gets those when he champs.
worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
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>dolphy: ;_; guise >dolphy: s-shamed...
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>>15604378 Nah m8, I've got some chem review for an exam tomorrow, so just kinda watching these when my brain dies.
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>Hey, wassup Showderp, you half nigger piece of shit. I saw you on Twitter, you been training ten weeks. (I want to) shit in your fucking mouth. (I'm going to) slap your real mother across the face (laughter). Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
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>>15604885 Dolphy's snapchat:
XxKeithTheHedgehogxX
>spam with dicks >??? >post results Anonymous
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>MishaMikado: FUCKING /VP/ >MishaMikado: god damnit >MishaMikado: why do you guys always do this
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>>15605642 >that name I-is delphy a qt shota after all?
worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
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>>15606158 yes
you're free
you can stop now
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NEW CHAMP WHEN?
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worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
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>>15606928 diggersby named cherry popper
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Intimidate Mightyena named scary puppy
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Territorial Oak (Sudowoodo) @ Normal Gem Ability: Sturdy Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def - Explosion - Block - Swagger - Foul Play
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>>15606928 Choice band nidoking
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Gardevoir @ Leftovers Thunder Wave Confuse Ray Mean Look Disable or Torment or Wish
x65536/8 !BGChump/y2
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feesh (Basculin-Blue-Striped) @ Choice Band Ability: Adaptability EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP Jolly Nature - Waterfall - Aqua Jet - Superpower - Zen Headbutt
am I kawaii? UGUU~ !oGzfeQMdlc
>>15606869 CHAMP IS ABSENT
GIVE ME CHAMP PLS
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splash only magikarp
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>>15606928 new team or gtfo
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>>15606967 fucking kill yourself
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>>15606928 dunsparce with trump card
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so why the fuck is champ battling with old team right now?
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I-is it dead hours yet? Can I come out?
worstchampever !!QCZFv4se62U
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>>15607468 Because you are watching an old replay fart for brain
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>>15608523 >only 280 posts No