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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:10:54 No.15624766 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>15624799 >>15624805 >>15624862 >>15625033 >>15625276

>you're a Pokémon trainer
>walking through the woods on the way to your next Gym battle
>see this
>what do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:11:27 No.15624779 Report

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Fuck her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:12:04 No.15624795 Report

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Make my Machamp mouthfuck her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:12:16 No.15624799 Report

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>>15624766
walk away, and then go fuck a better girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:12:18 No.15624801 Report

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I wake her up and ask her to battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:12:24 No.15624805 Report

Quoted By: >>15624986

>>15624766
wake her up in case of being attacked by wild dangerous pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:12:31 No.15624810 Report

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>rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:13:15 No.15624832 Report

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>Not pissing in her face and then walking away without saying a word.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:13:29 No.15624841 Report

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assume she's been raped and call the police

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:13:58 No.15624860 Report

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I wake her up and give her some Chesto berries so she can make it to the next town without falling asleep in random places.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:13:59 No.15624862 Report

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>>15624766
Take her home and feed her eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:14:01 No.15624864 Report

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Steal her Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:14:07 No.15624869 Report

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>getting turned on by fictional characters from a Japanese video game who is underage

you guys are retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:14:09 No.15624870 Report

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Wake her up, tell her to dress less lewd and warn her that the forest is full of creepy pedos who browse anonymous image boards in their free time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:14:47 No.15624900 Report

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Ask her where she got her clothes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:15:16 No.15624917 Report

Quoted By: >>15625023

Show her my massive "trumpet."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:16:02 No.15624940 Report

Quoted By: >>15625003

I'm gay so probs nothing. If it were Wulfric it'd be a diff story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:17:04 No.15624986 Report

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>>15624805
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:17:26 No.15625003 Report

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>>15624940
>I'm gay so probs nothing

>leaving her to get raped
gays confirmed for women hating assholes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:18:11 No.15625023 Report

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>>15624917
oh I get it, you're playing trombone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:18:27 No.15625033 Report

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>>15624766

>poop between her tits
>titty fuck her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:18:34 No.15625036 Report

Quoted By: >>15625118

Impregnate her by fucking her and walk away leaving her a single mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:19:34 No.15625063 Report

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Serenade her with my trusty trumpet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:20:29 No.15625092 Report

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Have my Aggron take a massive shit on her chest.

She deserves it for dressing like a slut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:21:27 No.15625116 Report

Quoted By: >>15625170

why is her shirt unzipped like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:21:35 No.15625118 Report

Quoted By: >>15625156 >>15625164 >>15625247

>>15625036
I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't realize how fucked up it was until you spelled it out for me.

My thoughts:
>fuck her, cum inside, leave

I don't know if I wanna make someone a single mom..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:22:35 No.15625152 Report

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continue walking with my pet Valerie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:22:40 No.15625156 Report

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>>15625118
How would you even fuck her without waking her up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:22:54 No.15625164 Report

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>>15625118
Just leave her random huge supplies amount of money to help her out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:23:02 No.15625170 Report

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>>15625116
I'm not 100% sure because I'm not a grill, but I am pretty sure that tits get really hot and it feels good to air 'em out every once and a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:23:11 No.15625173 Report

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Report the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:25:32 No.15625236 Report

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>>15625156
I've never disturbed a sleeping girl, I'm not sure how it would work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:26:02 No.15625247 Report

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>>15625118
>not wanting to spread your genes without the hassle of being a dad

Look at him. Look at him and laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:27:07 No.15625272 Report

Quoted By: >>15625323

*unzips dick*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:27:10 No.15625276 Report

Quoted By: >>15625383

>>15624766
I'd fuck her so hard that her ability would be changed to Gooey

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:27:36 No.15625288 Report

Quoted By: >>15625340 >>15625413

Wonder why someone cropped and printed out a picture of May only to leave it in the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:27:40 No.15625292 Report

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>>15625156
gently, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:28:49 No.15625314 Report

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>>15625156
With his tiny dick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:29:01 No.15625323 Report

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>>15625272
>unzips dick
>dick unzips
>mfw

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:29:32 No.15625340 Report

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>>15625288

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:30:12 No.15625364 Report

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I'd look at her for a while and then keep moving because I suspect she got fucked before and is nothing less but a whore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:30:48 No.15625383 Report

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>>15625276

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:30:52 No.15625384 Report

Quoted By: >>15625403 >>15625428

Check my map again.

Obviously, I have been going in circles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:31:32 No.15625403 Report

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>>15625384
nice
epic
i like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:31:39 No.15625413 Report

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>>15625288
>cropped

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:31:59 No.15625419 Report

Quoted By: >>15625445

The last time this thread was made, I replied that I would stand over her, staring relentlessly at her calmly sleeping visage, and as soon as she moves and sleepily opens her eyes, I yell “OUT EYES HAVE MET, THIS MEANS THAT WE MUST HAVE A POKÉMON BATTLE” and throw a Pokéball at her face.

I've thought about alternatives, but that still seems like the optimal course of action. Then my team curbstomps her and I offer her my company for the way back to the nearest Pokémon Center.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:32:23 No.15625428 Report

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>>15625384
>regurgitate a funny post from /v/
>in a context where it makes no fucking sense
just kill yourself: no one's going to give you le funny upboat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:33:00 No.15625445 Report

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>>15625419
*OUR

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 18:34:31 No.15625485 Report

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>>15625164
“Would you like to leave a tip?”

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