Let's say the Pokemon League decides to mix things up this year by having each member of the Elite Four specialize in a certain theme rather than a certain type. The theme can be anything of your choosing, from man-made Pokemon to extremely heavy Pokemon to Pokemon you'd like to fuck to Pokemon with monosyllabic names, or whatever else you can think of.

Let's say you've been appointed to the Elite Four.

What's your team's theme, and which five Pokemon do you pick?