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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 20:59:44 No.15629924 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>15629966 >>15630102 >>15630175 >>15630694 >>15631443 >>15631471 >>15634785

How would you crush Ash's hopes and dreams /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:00:15 No.15629940 Report

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Kill Pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:00:35 No.15629952 Report

Quoted By: >>15631460

I'd use, by force if necessary, a Thunderstone on his Pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:00:53 No.15629966 Report

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>>15629924
Pack a legendary in my team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:01:17 No.15629978 Report

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use a Darkrai in a tournament setting

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:01:22 No.15629982 Report

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Battle him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:03:36 No.15630039 Report

Quoted By: >>15630785

Kill his Relicanth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:03:46 No.15630043 Report

Quoted By: >>15634999 >>15636610 >>15637376

replace pikachus cheeks with ashes nipples the slowly spit roast pikachu alive in front of him, force feed him pikachu, then cut out his tongue and fingers so he cant issue commands to pokemon

Toast 0173-1818-3496

Toast 0173-1818-3496 Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:05:11 No.15630082 Report

Quoted By: >>15638674 >>15638838

Cuckhold him, fucking each of the female MC's he's known while simultaneously winning the pokemon league

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:05:47 No.15630102 Report

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>>15629924

As soon as he turns ten years old, send him on a journey to become a Pokemon Master, make him put his heart, soul and mind into it, then make him lose every critically important battle he gets in to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:06:09 No.15630114 Report

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Get the entire pokemon league in on one huge prank to play lame and let him win every match until the finals, then job hard and let him take me down to my last pokemon, then sweep his whole fucking team with my superiorly bred Raichu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:07:06 No.15630143 Report

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invite him over for dinner and serve strange meat and when we were almost done he'll ask where pikachu went and I'll look deep into his eyes until he realizes what happened

I'll have misty and may and..everybody else there too.. perfect...yes.. exotic meats...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:08:07 No.15630175 Report

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>>15629924
Does he have any to begin with?

oh wait 2b a pokeyman mastur?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:24:48 No.15630640 Report

Quoted By: >>15637618

Challenge his Infernape to a battle with Flash Fire Chandelure holding Air Balloon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:26:48 No.15630694 Report

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>>15629924
Steal Pikachu successfully.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:28:48 No.15630738 Report

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Ash's hopes and dreams can't be crushed, OP.
He's too used to defeat that anything else is now just a minor inconvenience. He will always have his empty optimism for the future, no matter what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:29:51 No.15630763 Report

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Ash looks cool in the new season

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:30:43 No.15630785 Report

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>>15630039

So edgy.
Hating Ash's first pokemon just beacuse it's the series mascot.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:51:40 No.15631440 Report

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I would sprinkle rare candies in all the food back in Oaks labs so his Pokemon evolve. I would also sneak a Thunder Stone in whatever Pikachu is sleeping in. Furthermore I would leave him a pamphlet for beginning trainers that shows the basic type match ups.

He'll thank me later

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The Cancer Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:51:46 No.15631443 Report

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>>15629924
Put an age restriction on competing in the Pokemon League.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:52:28 No.15631460 Report

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>>15629952
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:52:47 No.15631471 Report

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>>15629924
Be Tobias.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 21:53:49 No.15631501 Report

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kidnap his pikachu
make him come to my private island and win him back by playing a children's card game

Scott 4055-3432-1279 [Magmar, Charmeleon, Braxien]

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Scott 4055-3432-1279 [Magmar, Charmeleon, Braxien] Tue 05 Nov 2013 23:38:44 No.15634785 Report

Quoted By: >>15634877 >>15638427 >>15638495

>>15629924
You all do realize Nintendo is going to use this new game "that may ruin Pikachu's reputation" so they can make Ash evolve his Pikachu without people getting analy annihilated about it.
Oh yeah, soon after MegaRaichu will get confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 23:40:12 No.15634839 Report

Quoted By: >>15635881

>>15631440
You can't just force level-up types to evolve. Even if you force-fed Bulbasaur Rare Candies, it can just resist the evolution on its own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 23:41:15 No.15634877 Report

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>>15634785
N-no there's no way they can do that..

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2013 23:44:27 No.15634999 Report

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>>15630043
Well then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 00:07:52 No.15635881 Report

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>>15634839
Ash isn't there to press B.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 00:26:23 No.15636610 Report

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>>15630043

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 00:47:26 No.15637376 Report

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>>15630043
He doesn't have nipples

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 00:54:01 No.15637618 Report

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>>15630640
you need to taunt it first to get it to go Blaze mode

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:14:28 No.15638427 Report

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>>15634785
.....what?

that's just....interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:16:16 No.15638495 Report

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>>15634785
You mean the game with Pikablu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:17:57 No.15638546 Report

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>>15635881

It resisted evolution into Ivysaur by itself during one episode, iirc. But this is an OLD memory so I can't vouch for it being too correct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:20:16 No.15638624 Report

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>>15638546
Ye, it refused to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:22:10 No.15638674 Report

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>>15630082
This. Only instead of fucking female mcs I'd kidnap pikachu and max out his friendship and affection. Then slap a light ball on it and win the league.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:22:39 No.15638700 Report

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Become his rival, always have mega Blaziken.
>Muh counters
Please, as if Ash would be smart enough to know any.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:26:49 No.15638838 Report

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>>15630082
>Ash
>caring about any of those girls
>caring about whether he loses the League
lel just kidnap pikachu.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:47:02 No.15639667 Report

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>ash is about to enter the kalos league
>sudden phone call from Gary
>Ash you need to come home
>What? Why would I want to do that
>Your mom died in her sleep last week.
>You need to come home

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