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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:02:41 No.15637981 View View Reply Original Report

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Silver !!b/4oGl88ea1

Silver !!b/4oGl88ea1 Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:06:00 No.15638115 Report

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The silver summer has ended. The silver winter is upon us!

Obligatory Faceless Plasma Preaching Rocket Grunt

Obligatory Faceless Plasma Preaching Rocket Grunt Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:20:31 No.15638629 Report

Quoted By: >>15638673

Guys, Plasma's right. We should release our Pokemon.

Silver !!b/4oGl88ea1

Silver !!b/4oGl88ea1 Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:22:05 No.15638673 Report

Quoted By: >>15639454

>>15638629
Never! Let us duel to the death!
>Engarde

Obligatory Faceless Plasma Preaching Rocket Grunt

Obligatory Faceless Plasma Preaching Rocket Grunt Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:41:55 No.15639454 Report

Quoted By: >>15640796

>>15638673
>Run Away

Captcha: traitors eejulde

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:54:14 No.15639953 Report

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what is this thread about? is it about the anime or the games?

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:54:59 No.15639975 Report

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buy butter

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:18:30 No.15640785 Report

Quoted By: >>15640917

Human resources bump

Silver !!b/4oGl88ea1

Silver !!b/4oGl88ea1 Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:18:50 No.15640796 Report

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>>15639454
COWARD! Get back here!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:22:07 No.15640905 Report

Quoted By: >>15641120

((Oh is this a roleplay thread?))

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:22:16 No.15640917 Report

Quoted By: >>15641120

>>15640785
"I hear you're in charge now. I need payment." Demanded the hooded figure.
After escaping the the dumb and dumber grunts and taking their directions to human resources, the disheveled grunt was ready to be compensated. Four years in the field and no one had checked in, but a funeral was held apparently... that would make anyone slightly perturbed...

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

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Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:27:53 No.15641120 Report

Quoted By: >>15641155 >>15641258 >>15641353

>>15640905
[Yes]
>>15640917
.......And you are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:28:49 No.15641155 Report

Quoted By: >>15641508

>>15641120
((I don't mean to be rude, but wouldn't something like an IRC be better suited for this?))

Rocket Grunt Leroy !Hnob9J7oxI

Rocket Grunt Leroy !Hnob9J7oxI Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:28:54 No.15641157 Report

Quoted By: >>15641378

The infirmary door was flung forward, swinging against the wall with a crash. The young Rocket Grunt opening it had fallen forward onto the floor. It was the same one who had his arm bitten off by a Carnivine, as could be seen from his prosthetic left arm. He didn't move or speak a word after falling, and was bleeding profusely on the floor.

Silver !!b/4oGl88ea1

Silver !!b/4oGl88ea1 Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:31:04 No.15641258 Report

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>>15641120
ayo girl hows it happenin.

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:33:15 No.15641353 Report

Quoted By: >>15641508

>>15641120
"I am Agent 947. My mission was PR 903. I was given orders by Madam Boss to retrieve certain pokemon and report back. I knew it was a wild swanna chase, I am one of the lower ranking agents, but four years and I have completed my mission. Now that I see Madam Boss is no longer in charge, I am demanding my payment and a discharge from Team Rocket."

Infirmary Head Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW

Infirmary Head Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:33:48 No.15641378 Report

Quoted By: >>15641487

>>15641157
Zera looked down at the injured boy as he got some of the medical grunts to take him to the IC unit. ''Well, looks like I finally have to go back to work.''

Rocket Grunt Leroy !Hnob9J7oxI

Rocket Grunt Leroy !Hnob9J7oxI Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:36:17 No.15641487 Report

Quoted By: >>15641687

>>15641378
The examination would show that the boy's liver had been cut out. He would need immediate care if he had any chance to survive, and it was unlikely he could have made it far with such a grievous injury.

Through the door into the hallway was a trail of blood.

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:36:56 No.15641508 Report

Quoted By: >>15641642

>>15641155
[Maybe, but they seem to like it here. I'm not exactly a part of this, I just pop in from time to time]
>>15641353
*Looks up the grunts name*
According to our records, you're dead so any payment you should have received was picked up by your next of kin. As for firing you....again, the paperwork says you're dead, so there's nothing to fire.

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:40:27 No.15641642 Report

Quoted By: >>15641849

>>15641508
"I am WHAT? For four years I dedicated my time to Team Rocket's goal and so help me if I am not compensated for my actions... I'll...," trailing off the rather short grunt puffed out into a hopefully intimidating stance and reached a hand towards the belt looped around a now stiff hip...

Infirmary Head Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW

Infirmary Head Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:41:49 No.15641687 Report

Quoted By: >>15641751

>>15641487
Zera quickly got some of the medical pokemon to bombard the kid with heal pulses to keep him stable as they retrieved the donor liver from the stockroom. ''The hell happened to this kid?''

Rocket Grunt Leroy !Hnob9J7oxI

Rocket Grunt Leroy !Hnob9J7oxI Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:43:36 No.15641751 Report

Quoted By: >>15642435

>>15641687
Whatever it was had to be inside Rocket HQ. The answer no doubt lay just down the hall, if Zera dared to pursue it.

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

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Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:46:38 No.15641849 Report

Quoted By: >>15642197

>>15641642
LOOK, we tried contacting you during those four years you were gone,and according to the records, you never answered. We assumed you went AWOL and started shaking down anyone that knew you for answers as to where you were, when that turned up cold, we assumed you fell in the line of duty. It's not our fault you decided to not pick up the phone.
*She already had her finger on the big red security button once she saw the man reach for his pokemon*
And as I told you, any money we owed you was given to the person you listed as your next of kin in the paperwork you filled out when you joined us, so we don't owe you squat!

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:56:02 No.15642197 Report

Quoted By: >>15642247 >>15642706

>>15641849
'Why do you think I joined this team anyway? I don't know my next of kin. I came here to make money and catch pokemon and I've only done one of those. Maybe the reason I never answered was because this team sent me out with just a juice box with badly drawn numbers on it and no cash. I don't have a pokemon that could have flown me back. I get it, it was a mission to get rid of me, but now I'm back and I demand some sort of payment or I will let loose my Snorlax. He hasn't eaten in 3 days either. I wonder what he could fit into his mouth..."

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:57:20 No.15642247 Report

Quoted By: >>15642706

>>15642197
Forgot the advanced diagram of the communicator

Infirmary Head Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW

Infirmary Head Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:02:22 No.15642435 Report

Quoted By: >>15642543

>>15641751
Zera looked at the trail of blood as the other doctors prepped Leroy for surgery. ''I want this entire wing on lockdown, nothing gets in or out that isn't me or another admin. I suspect whatever did this to still be nearby.'' Grabbing his pokemon and tranquilizer gun, Zera followed the trail of blood down the hallway.

Rocket HQ !!F5lXjTSw+MU

Rocket HQ !!F5lXjTSw+MU Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:05:45 No.15642543 Report

Quoted By: >>15643114

>>15642435
The trail didn't take long to turn off the hallway and into another door. A break room, the same one whose coffee machine so often seemed to be broken. The door was already open as he approached, but from his angle in the hallway he could see little aside the blood trial leading inside.

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

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Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:10:44 No.15642706 Report

Quoted By: >>15643114 >>15643347

>>15642197
>>15642247
.....

*Presses the security alarm with a blank, uncaring look in her face, notifying every single grunt in the area to storm the place*

Whoops, my finger slipped.

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1 Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:19:15 No.15642982 Report

Quoted By: >>15644319

Mike was just getting caught up with the final briefing in Slateport before heading out to finally finish what he'd started some two years prior. Hell, everything just got in the way all at once, didn't it? No matter; in a few weeks it'd all be over anyway. At least he had a little backup other than his team... The Black Mage was with him, and it was hard to tell who was more pissed. It remained to be seen whether that mattered.

Infirmary Head Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW

Infirmary Head Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:23:56 No.15643114 Report

Quoted By: >>15643263

>>15642543
Zera sent out his Crawdaunt as he slowly opened the door, checking the room for any movement as he swept the room with his gun, his Crawdaunt covered his back as they entered.
>>15642706
He then heard the alarm. ''....Meh, someone else can deal with that.''

Rocket HQ !!F5lXjTSw+MU

Rocket HQ !!F5lXjTSw+MU Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:29:20 No.15643263 Report

Quoted By: >>15643375

>>15643114
In the room he found four Rocket Grunts sitting on the couch, each with combat knives at their own throats, one woman and two men. They were young, only around 20, and looked terrified. Another knife was on the coffee table, which was covered in blood. Worse was the liver the knife was stabbed into, sitting on the table. On the back wall above the coffee machine was written in blood, 'call the number on speed-dial'.

The Grunts looked at Zera seemed unable to speak, but one of them held out a hand, and was holding in his palm a cell phone.

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:32:27 No.15643347 Report

Quoted By: >>15643454

>>15642706
"So did mine," came a curt reply as a button was pressed and a giant cat bear was released from it's prison. Breaking part of the ceiling, it gave a roar and a grunt as it made itself wake up from it's slumber. It hit it's belly like a drum and lurched forward, picking up it's almost midget trainer and tucking it underneath one of it's paws. Giving a final yawn, it pushed it's way past the desk of the human resources head, tipping it over in the process and put a paw up to the wall. With a snort it pulled back and jammed it's fist into thick structure and made a nice sized crack. Rearing back again, it tucked it's head towards it's chest, enveloping itself and it's trainer in a glowing light. This time the wall was not only injured, but destroyed. leaving a snorlax sized hole in it's wake.

The hooded figure, dangling backwards from the giant's grip yelled a warning that no one could possibly hear over the giant footsteps.

Infirmary Head Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW

Infirmary Head Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:33:28 No.15643375 Report

Quoted By: >>15643552

>>15643263
He sighed as he picked up the phone. ''......Every horror movie I've ever seen is telling me not to do this.'' Zera motioned for his Crawdaunt to carry the three injured men back to the infirmary, along with a note stating that if he didn't return in the next couple of minutes, then to send out a search party. He dialed the number, completely unaware of what was going to be on the other side.

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

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Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:36:23 No.15643454 Report

Quoted By: >>15643770

>>15643347

....Damn it, and I just paid to get the room soundproofed.

Rocket HQ !!F5lXjTSw+MU

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Rocket HQ !!F5lXjTSw+MU Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:39:44 No.15643552 Report

Quoted By: >>15643686

>>15643375
The three grunts shook their heads rapidly as the Crawdaunt began to approach, one of them pressing the knife closer to their throat. They were uninjured, but it seemed that wouldn't last if anyone tried to move them.

The voice on the other side was a familiar one...
"Hello, binky boy. I trust you already understand how serious I am, so let's move on to the demands with the assumption that refusing will be... unpleasant. I know of Florence's host and his separate body. I know you have the technology. Deliver two clones of Marik Ishtar to this room. You have ten minutes."

Infirmary Head Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW

Infirmary Head Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:44:24 No.15643686 Report

Quoted By: >>15643759

>>15643552
''You do realize that you could have just asked, right? There wasn't exactly much of a need for all this dramatic effect. You wasted a lot of time when you could have just walked up to my office , granted I know you're a psychopath and that you get off to stuff like this, but seriously man, work smarter, not harder.''

Rocket HQ !!F5lXjTSw+MU

Rocket HQ !!F5lXjTSw+MU Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:46:32 No.15643759 Report

Quoted By: >>15644090

>>15643686
"Tick tock, mindslave." The other end of the call hung up.

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:47:00 No.15643770 Report

Quoted By: >>15643902 >>15647165

>>15643454

After going about 5 miles out of town the Snorlax stopped and grunted. Laying itself down, it released it's passenger turned on it's side setting a paw next to it's trainer. It gave a whine, notifying the former agent to feed it and maybe not ask it to walk for a month or two. Sitting down and leaning against a fat roll on the pokemon, the now pissed off trainer lowered the hood. Underneath was a badly sunburnt young woman, still dirty from her trip. Her eyes twitched a bit from sleepiness and she leaned her whole weight into the cat bear, which just elicited another whine. Sighing and reaching into her bag, she dug around for a rare candy bar and tossed it into the paw of her pokemon. Appeased for now, it began to eat. Closing her eyes, she thought. Now was the time to exact revenge. For four years she had trained in the field. She was no longer the short, unskilled, and clumsy trainer she once was. Now she was pretty damn good. Before she had left, she had owned a rather small munchlax, far too weak to be considered a good pokemon, but now she had a fully trained team of six, well if she included the two pokemon Madam Boss had sent her out for. Thinking it was impossible she had caught them, though they were not what she had imagined. To put it shortly, both were lazy and dead weight. So she thought. She would need allies. Allies to help her get what she wanted...

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:51:56 No.15643902 Report

Quoted By: >>15643999

>>15643770
You look like you've literally been through hell, lass.

*A rocket grunt on a park bench across from the agent had taken notice of her state.*

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:55:02 No.15643999 Report

Quoted By: >>15644175

>>15643902
"I call it the Unova Region." she said passively, still with her eyes closed and her face pushed against Snorlax fat.

Infirmary Head Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW

Infirmary Head Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW Wed 06 Nov 2013 03:57:44 No.15644090 Report

Quoted By: >>15644223

>>15643759
''Well I showed him.'' Zera muttered as he hung up the phone and walked back to his office. Making sure to send a team of med grunts to tend to the three stuck in the break room as he went into the clone storage facility to get his order.

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:01:12 No.15644175 Report

Quoted By: >>15644359

>>15643999
*He walks over to the girl and hands her a brown paper bag with a sandwich inside.*

You look like you need this more than I do.

Rocket HQ !!F5lXjTSw+MU

Rocket HQ !!F5lXjTSw+MU Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:02:55 No.15644223 Report

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>>15644090
The hostages continued to shake their heads desperately, trying to signal the others to stay back. Their captor wasn't exactly stable, and they were afraid of what might set him off.

SweatyDickSlits !M0x2Dq5E9k

SweatyDickSlits !M0x2Dq5E9k Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:04:04 No.15644251 Report

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And then sex happened

???? !kbkmG0NIcA

???? !kbkmG0NIcA Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:06:23 No.15644319 Report

Quoted By: >>15644450 >>15644494

>>15642982
"Well if you have everything you need we will sail to Pacifidog town and you can teleport while we depart."
The general said.
"Are there any other questions?"

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:07:54 No.15644359 Report

Quoted By: >>15644734

>>15644175
Opening her eyes and looking at the man, he seemed familiar somehow, but she got that with most old guys. Taking the bag she felt a vibration sensation on her back and then the bag was gone and into the mouth of a certain furry wall breaker. He had graced the world with the gift of his movement for a few seconds to take the sandwich...

"Thanks any way, he's probably more hungry than I am. If I can repay you for the food, I would be happy too."

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:10:28 No.15644450 Report

Quoted By: >>15645026 >>15645222

>>15644319
"Yeah. How do we know they don't have teleportation defenses? We could end up ejected at 100 miles an hour, or zapped into a wall or something."

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1 Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:12:06 No.15644494 Report

Quoted By: >>15645026

>>15644319
"Just one. What happens if things go south?" Mike was starting to have his doubts about this mission... What if his nightmare was coming true? Was he walking into a trap?

Sean - 0061-0522-0780 [Grass: Ivysaur, Oddish, Gogoat]

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Sean - 0061-0522-0780 [Grass: Ivysaur, Oddish, Gogoat] Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:15:02 No.15644582 Report

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Ok, I concede. Iv been going at this since 6pm. What am I doing wrong? I'm using sweet scent for hordes and poisoning them and still haven't found an immunity one.

Can I only get it at 8pm?
Can I only get it during the day?
Can I only get it after best friending one first?

Seriously this is getting ridiculous.

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:20:47 No.15644734 Report

Quoted By: >>15644760

>>15644359
*Steve wasn't exactly an old man, though any man in his mid 20s with his scraggy hair and unkempt appearance would look old. Also, he had a bit of a Scottish accent. *

Like me ma used to tell me, just pay it forward. Wait, you look familiar, have we met before?

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:21:50 No.15644760 Report

Quoted By: >>15644916

>>15644734
"...Were you, or are you still, ever a homeless man in Vermillion city?"

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:27:08 No.15644916 Report

Quoted By: >>15645047

>>15644760
I considered myself more of a drifter than a homeless man, but before I joined the Rockets, yes.

???? !kbkmG0NIcA

???? !kbkmG0NIcA Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:30:53 No.15645026 Report

Quoted By: >>15645222 >>15645704

>>15644450
>>15644494
"That's the problem, the last time we tried a teleport they ended up right outside the pokemon center... we need something that knows how to teleport exactly to try and get to a place where they can't be detected."

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:31:35 No.15645047 Report

Quoted By: >>15645413

>>15644916
There it was. She must have seen him somewhere Rocket related. Or at least that was what her mind told her. It was nearly impossible since she had been away for 4 years. Jumping to her feet she tapped her dozing pokemon and got into a defensive stance.

"Cobalt, get up, I think we have someone to take care of!" And there she stood in ripped sun faded clothes and a peeling face ready to attack what was now her enemy.

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1 Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:36:05 No.15645222 Report

Quoted By: >>15645704

>>15645026
>>15644450
"I don't think we can get any closer than the Pokemon Center. Unless..." Mike would have to think about it. He had only two Pokemon on his team that could do that, and neither Paula nor Sophia were strong enough on their own. Maybe if they worked together, the two Gardevoir could generate enough power to get them in directly. Worst case, they'd just end up at the Pokemon Center like most teleporters do.

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:40:34 No.15645413 Report

Quoted By: >>15645627

>>15645047
*He raised an eyebrow to this new development. *
Ah, I see. So attacking the once homeless is your thing then? Not exactly a good way for a young lass such as yourself to spend her time, now is it?

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw

Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:46:05 No.15645627 Report

Quoted By: >>15645794

>>15645413
Cobalt had now stood himself up to his full height and stretched. He looked down at the much smaller humans and scratched his back.

"Attacking Rockets is my thing since about twenty minutes ago. And I find it a perfect way to pass the time." she smirked and shifted her weight to her other foot. She fought back the urge to wince. She was so so soar and tired she had no idea how she would be able to get away, much less win this fight.

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:47:59 No.15645704 Report

Quoted By: >>15645904

>>15645026
>>15645222
"I might be able to get us there through Distortion warps, but the environment there and where it corresponds to this dimension change constantly. We'd need to time it just right," Mage looked over at Mike, "And biggest warp I can make is the size of one person. You'd need to carry your Pokemon in their balls. And if I recall correctly, you're too stubborn to do that."

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:51:07 No.15645794 Report

Quoted By: >>15645937

>>15645627
Not to hurt your pride or anything, but you don't look like you're in any condition to be fighting anyone. And I'm not one to go around fighting injured girls.

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1 Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:54:17 No.15645904 Report

Quoted By: >>15646301 >>15646650

>>15645704
"A lot has changed since the last time we met. Don't get me wrong, I still don't like to do it, but if there's no other way..." *You're getting way too comfortable with that.* "Yes. Yes, I am. But I don't see a more practical way of getting things done." *Damnit, fine. But don't expect any of us to like it.* "All right... Everyone, return!" In only a moment Mike had recalled his primary team, stowing the Poke Balls in his backpack in case of emergency. They could let themselves out if necessary. "...You were saying?"

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 04:55:15 No.15645937 Report

Quoted By: >>15646581

>>15645794
"Good a target that won't fight back is an easy one. Never mind Cobalt, just sit back and wait for mommy." Taking a tentative step forward, she turned quickly and sent a quick jab towards the grunt's face.

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:04:37 No.15646301 Report

Quoted By: >>15646450 >>15646650

>>15645904
"I can probably make a warp remain accurate long enough for the two of us to go in and then out at nearly the same point, but figuring it out takes time," Mage scratched his face and laughed nervously, "There is... one problem. The creatures that have taken over the other side don't exactly want Giratina back in control. With Giratina gone they are finally free from their prison, and they can sense I'm an agent of their warden. We'll probably run into resistance."

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1 Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:09:23 No.15646450 Report

Quoted By: >>15646650 >>15646678

>>15646301
"So... I either have my team out and we can't go, or we go and if anything finds us we're screwed because I can't call them out. Wonderful!" As if this mission weren't going to be retarded enough already.

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:13:32 No.15646581 Report

Quoted By: >>15646685

>>15645937
*He sidesteped as he grabbed the young girl by the arm and flipped her onto her back. *

I said I wasn't going to fight, I didn't say I wouldn't defend myself.

???? !kbkmG0NIcA

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???? !kbkmG0NIcA Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:15:22 No.15646650 Report

Quoted By: >>15646833

>>15645904
>>15645904
>>15646301
>>15646450
The general just kept watching. "Well it depends on where you are planning to turn up, we know from overflights that the pokemon center is a dead zone, we also know that they have a POW camp set up around the cave of Origin with the cave itself locked up."

He would grab a map.
"The Gym is some sort of barracks now, we don't know what happened to the gym leaders, we believe they fled the day they took over... the surrounding houses are most likely used as storerooms or places where their leaders are, we don't know what's in the cave or origin but it must be important to be guarded like that."

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:15:52 No.15646678 Report

Quoted By: >>15646833

>>15646450
"Or keep a few out once we're inside to hold 'em off, then return them when it's time to run. Not hard to figure out."

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:16:06 No.15646685 Report

Quoted By: >>15647079

>>15646581
With a blank look on her face she stared up at the man on top of her and admired his wit. Then the water works turned on. It hurt like hell being slammed onto your back, especially when you're sunburnt. The burning pain made her arch up and sob. And then she kneed him in the crotch.

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1 Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:20:35 No.15646833 Report

Quoted By: >>15646926

>>15646678
>>15646650
"Yeah, all right. Sounds like a store room would be the best place to try to warp in. Everything will be pretty heavily guarded, but we might be able to hide in there." Besides, if they could take out all the guards in any one storehouse, that meant it was theirs, with a potentially massive resupply.

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:23:24 No.15646926 Report

Quoted By: >>15647078

>>15646833
"I agree. Preferably one storing weapons or Pokemon, if the guards aren't too heavy."

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1 Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:28:40 No.15647078 Report

Quoted By: >>15647195

>>15646926
"I already know who I'd use to clear out the place." Keeping quiet was the most important part, so the stealthy team members would have to slit throats without a scream. "Ready any time you are."

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:28:39 No.15647079 Report

Quoted By: >>15647246

>>15646685
Actually, from what I can remember about the way things are done here, attacks are based upon the last digit of your post number, with even numbers counting as a hit, while odd numbers are a miss and doubles being a critical hit .

Picnicker Sasha !!OJcSPKojqde

Picnicker Sasha !!OJcSPKojqde Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:32:13 No.15647165 Report

Quoted By:

Just jumping in to let y'all know my computer blew up, so I'mma be gone for a while

>>15643770
Oh sweet. Welcome back!

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:33:18 No.15647195 Report

Quoted By: >>15647253

>>15647078
"I've been ready for months, and I've got all the ammo I could ever need," Mage opened his outer coat, revealing the inside to belined with Pokeballs and knives.

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:35:00 No.15647246 Report

Quoted By: >>15647351

>>15647079
How could she miss his crotch? Is it that small? But okay stored away for memory

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1 Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:35:29 No.15647253 Report

Quoted By: >>15647392

>>15647195
"Geez, and I thought bringing 13 Pokemon was overkill." Plus, y'know, no real weapons of his own. Mike was more a commander/field medic than a soldier. "All right, all right... Let's go!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:39:17 No.15647351 Report

Quoted By: >>15647389 >>15647486

>>15647246
I meant the flip wouldn't have worked as well, but touche

*He buckled over as he was hit in his delicate place.*

Ooh yah cun'! That was a dirty trick!

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:40:19 No.15647389 Report

Quoted By:

>>15647351
Forgot my name

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:40:20 No.15647392 Report

Quoted By: >>15647456

>>15647253
"Tell ya what, take this as a backup. Just return it after, it's one of my favorites," Mage handed Mike what appeared ti be a simple chef's knife. "These are typically wielded by angry, murderous fishmen. They help you aim for the vitals, but only if you REALLY hate the person you're fighting. People like you and me, we work with these babies real well." The little man laughed to himself as he began making his way to wherever the general directed them.
>Tonberrian Knife grants +1 crit chance against hated enemies

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1

Mike C 0688 5261 4469 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1 Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:42:04 No.15647456 Report

Quoted By: >>15648002

>>15647392
Mike made sure to handle the lent blade carefully, unless he wanted it to be resharpened with his bones or something. "Right... Thanks." He sure as hell had a lot of hatred for these guys... The kind that drove people insane. This would be... an interesting mission, to say the least.

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:43:01 No.15647486 Report

Quoted By: >>15647553

>>15647351
She stood up and moved to get away from him but she snapped back to him after hearing him call her a dirty name. That was a huge no no on her list of things of "What Not to Say When You're on the Ground and I'm Standing Over You".

"Excuse me? What did you just call me? You do not speak to a lady like that."

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:45:14 No.15647553 Report

Quoted By: >>15647700

>>15647486
*He grabbed between his legs as he caught his breath.*

It's how we say 'Oh my god', where I come from.

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:49:22 No.15647700 Report

Quoted By: >>15647854

>>15647553
"I don't believe you, but you're a Rocket anyway. The quality of grunts has gone down these past few years," she sighed as she looked down at him. She felt bad for hitting an old man, that wasn't morally right. She bent over and poked his shoulder, "Are you going to be all right?"

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:53:32 No.15647854 Report

Quoted By: >>15648036

>>15647700
*He coughed as he dusted himself off.*

Ah, I'll be fine lass. Wouldn't be the first time I've been kicked in the stones.

*As she got closer, she would see Steve isn't that old*

I'm not exactly grunt number one though, I'll tell you that much.

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl

Black Mage !!Bf3Dfn092nl Wed 06 Nov 2013 05:59:02 No.15648002 Report

Quoted By:

>>15647456
This is just a notification that I'm out for the night.

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:00:11 No.15648036 Report

Quoted By: >>15648096

>>15647854
She looked up at him, maybe he wasn't that old. He certainly was taller. He just needed to shave or something.

"Well I was Grunt 947, but I'm dead now apparently." she flopped back down next to the once again sleeping Snorlax and stretched. "I guess I should get out of here before the green haired witch sends after me..."

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:02:21 No.15648096 Report

Quoted By: >>15648157

>>15648036
*He snaps his fingers at the mention of her death*

Now I remember where I saw ya! I went to your funeral. And don't you be saying that about miss Wendy, she gave a wonderful eulogy during the whole event.

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:04:43 No.15648157 Report

Quoted By: >>15648196

>>15648096
"when did this funeral even happen? And she told me to get out so I broke her wall, I think we're on the name calling phase of our relationship." she smirked thinking about how much that would cost to get fixed.

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:06:04 No.15648196 Report

Quoted By: >>15648284

>>15648157
A couple of months or so ago when you were considered dead, we spent a lot of time trying to contact you and look for you.

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:09:13 No.15648284 Report

Quoted By: >>15648322

>>15648196
"Four years ago you idiots sent me out into the wild with a juice box and an escape rope!" She huffed and glared at him.

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:10:21 No.15648322 Report

Quoted By: >>15648445

>>15648284
What exactly did they send you out there to do?

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:14:43 No.15648445 Report

Quoted By: >>15648678

>>15648322
"...Madam Boss was getting tired of me being dead weight and told me to get out and not come back unless I had a pokemon they hadn't seen before. I tried other regions, but everytime i got to a new one, I could see incognito Rocket members scoping out the region. But I found one. I finished my mission. Madam Boss had promised me a lot, but now she's gone..."

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:22:38 No.15648678 Report

Quoted By: >>15648762

>>15648445
You missed the coup, I see. Boss Giovanni was tired of how lax his mother was dealing this organization, as evident by the whole juice box thing you went through. Eventually, he overthrew her and started the more serious TR you see now, everything you see here is pretty much self sufficient, so all he does now is wait for his own son to come and overthrow him.

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:25:39 No.15648762 Report

Quoted By: >>15648893

>>15648678
"...I thought y'all were crazy when I joined... Well I guess I should pack up. My mission did give me this after all," taking a scratched up repeat ball from her belt she smiled and ran a thumb over the center button. "Maybe his son won't be the on overthrowing him...".

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:30:21 No.15648893 Report

Quoted By: >>15648945

>>15648762
Well if you find the old man, good luck. You're going to need it.

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:32:04 No.15648945 Report

Quoted By: >>15649033

>>15648893
"Wait, i have no idea where I'm going. You're coming with me." she said as she nodded. He obviously wasn't a hardcore Rocket member and he might have some info on how to get some good old revenge, served cold of course.

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:35:17 No.15649033 Report

Quoted By: >>15649111

>>15648945
And you think I know where he is? I'm just a grunt.

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:37:30 No.15649111 Report

Quoted By: >>15649228

>>15649033
"I think you can walk into the building which holds information I need without getting thrown out. My improvised door was not a good idea."

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:41:57 No.15649228 Report

Quoted By: >>15649279

>>15649111
Well what kind of information do you need?

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:43:52 No.15649279 Report

Quoted By: >>15649653

>>15649228
"Obviously anything since I have nothing. I'll teach you how to shave in return," she joked and pointed to his scraggly face.

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:57:56 No.15649653 Report

Quoted By: >>15649704

>>15649279
Women like my beard, they think it's manly

We're going to have to finish this tomorrow, I have to get going

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Returning Field Agent !!EIWtFubS9Hw Wed 06 Nov 2013 06:59:59 No.15649704 Report

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>>15649653
"Dirty lookin' and manly are two different things, gramps. If you do this for me though, you'll might be considered a little bit of a traitor...".

Yeah, it's getting late. TBC

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