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>>15638534
people thought serena's goal would be becoming a rhyhorn racer but now we are back to not knowing what her goal is, other than fucking ash
>>15638541
frenchies are scared of speed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:19:19 No.15638590 Report

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>>15638541

Racing on a Rhyhorn also seems far more dangerous; imagine hitting a bump, it will be like smashing your balls on a brick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:20:31 No.15638628 Report

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>>15638541
More pleasurable

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:20:53 No.15638646 Report

Quoted By: >>15638696 >>15638719

Ash already raced and raped face on a ponyta. He was so good it evolved into rapidash mid race to shrek Garry. Ash is a pro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:22:36 No.15638696 Report

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>>15638646
He also raced using Totodile in the Latias movie. I'm pretty sure he lost though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:23:15 No.15638719 Report

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>>15638646
>shrek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:23:46 No.15638738 Report

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>>15638509
>not realizing that Serena isn't participating because she hates Rhyhorn Racing, but instead will tutor Ash since he's a newfag at it
>even though she hates it
>even though she herself doesn't even know that much because she never listens to her mom
>she tutors anyway
>she wants the D that bad
>Ash loses because she's so terrible at teaching people

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Aeolus 0490 - 5784 - 0207 Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:24:13 No.15638757 Report

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>>15638541

Why the hell would you race on arcanine and not Rapidash?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:24:16 No.15638759 Report

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>>15638696
yeah, misty won that race

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:24:37 No.15638770 Report

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>>15638696
Only through outside interference though. If I recall he was in the lead until Latias swooped in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:27:44 No.15638876 Report

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>>15638541
What parts of arcanine would be jutting up and around your lady parts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:28:05 No.15638890 Report

Quoted By: >>15638942 >>15639010 >>15639140

>>15638583
She needs to have some gimmick or goal to strive for, we don't need another Johto Misty or iris on our hands.
>Aim to be a Dragon master
>2 Dragon types after 150 episodes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:28:26 No.15638911 Report

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>>15638876

The penis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:28:53 No.15638930 Report

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>>15638541
>riding an arcanine
>in the middle of the race it stops to fuck my rival's arcanine
nope, not riding a dog that's for sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:29:03 No.15638942 Report

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>>15638890
>She needs to have some gimmick or goal to strive for
She snaps and becomes yandere rival Ash has to beat in the quarterfinals in the Kalos league

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:29:25 No.15638959 Report

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>>15638738
>she wants him to get injured on purpose so she can tend to his wounds and plant the seeds of their relationship

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:29:34 No.15638968 Report

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>>15638930
She was asking for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:30:47 No.15639010 Report

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>>15638890
battle chateau that will will be actually a mix of the chateau and the maison
the girls with the ugly hair will be her "gym leaders"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:30:55 No.15639018 Report

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>>15638942
>they are the two finalists of the Kalos League
>she loses on purpose to let Ash win

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:31:22 No.15639044 Report

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>>15638509
>Rhydon race

i didn't think we'd hear the last of that. Of course Ash is going to win so why wacth it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:31:57 No.15639067 Report

Quoted By: >>15639134 >>15639793

>Ryhorn race
Aren't Ryhorns slow as fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:32:46 No.15639093 Report

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She's not aiming for the horn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:32:47 No.15639095 Report

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>>15638959
>Ash gets hurt

That will make my day better

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:33:49 No.15639134 Report

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>>15639067
>choice scarf
>rock polish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:33:51 No.15639136 Report

Quoted By: >>15639844 >>15639898

>>15638959
>implying she won't rig the race so that Ash breaks both of his legs
>Ash ends up stuck in bed needing Serena to take care of him
>she'll make sure his legs never heal properly leaving him forever dependent on her

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:33:53 No.15639138 Report

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When is Clemont getting his damn Chespin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:33:59 No.15639140 Report

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>>15638890
>Johto Misty
She wanted to fuck Ash and couldn't stand her sisters, those are fantastic reasons for staying.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:36:12 No.15639206 Report

Quoted By: >>15639707 >>15639786 >>15639856 >>15640010

>Ryhorn racing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:36:18 No.15639214 Report

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>>15639140
That's Kanto Misty.
Johto Misty was a soulless nanny for Togepi, who didn't even evolve until the next series and was immediately released.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:47:53 No.15639707 Report

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>>15639206

lol at the Electrode racer

I wish that we could have online mini-games like Pokemon Racing. I'd love to ride a Weezing just to be a dick with the smokescreens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:50:04 No.15639786 Report

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>>15639707
>>15639206

Technically speaking isnt Electrode the fastest shit thats not Deoxys Speed form

Why the fuck didnt it win

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:50:14 No.15639793 Report

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>>15639067

Compared to non-Ryhorns, sure. But if they're all riding Ryhorns I don't see the problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:51:24 No.15639840 Report

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>>15639786

'Cuz he had to make sure to spin slow enough that his dumbass trainer wouldn't fall off.

Tyler 1332-7751-6225 luxio, electrode, electabuzz

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Tyler 1332-7751-6225 luxio, electrode, electabuzz Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:51:24 No.15639844 Report

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>>15639136
oh god its Misery all over again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:51:31 No.15639856 Report

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>>15639206

Blows my mind that Ash needs TRAINING FOR RIDING RHYHORNS.

I wish the anime went back to being like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xRUWm2szvg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:51:40 No.15639860 Report

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>>15639786
i imagine the trainer falling off immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:52:43 No.15639898 Report

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>>15639136
THUD THUD THUD?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:53:41 No.15639933 Report

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>>15639786
You try running on a rolling ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:56:15 No.15640010 Report

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>>15639206
I wanted to see him try to fly Pidgeotto like that one MSPaint comic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:56:26 No.15640015 Report

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>>15638509

>Serena loses to Calem as a Pokemon Trainer
>Serena loses to Ash as a Rhyhorn Trainer

You know youre a fuckup when youre considered a failure in the games AND anime.

She better start working on her oral skills because at this rate shes gonna have to suck dick to make a living.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:57:21 No.15640039 Report

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>>15639856

Why wouldn't he need training? Ryhorns are big, powerful, and dangerous. You can't just hop atop one and giddy-up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:58:29 No.15640082 Report

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>>15640015
>She better start working on her oral skills because at this rate shes gonna have to suck dick to make a living.

>implying she isn't already doing that for fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 01:58:50 No.15640093 Report

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>>15640015

That's weird because in my game Calem was the punk loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:00:52 No.15640161 Report

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>>15640093

Youre playing the game wrong m8o

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:05:11 No.15640308 Report

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>>15639786
Actually during the race Electrode was rolling so fast they were outspeeding everyone. I think they fell on a hole made by Team Rocket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:05:41 No.15640333 Report

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>>15640015

>not playing the qtp2t3.14 grill

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:08:54 No.15640459 Report

Quoted By: >>15640568 >>15640631

>>15640015

Serena's goal will be to make Ash the champion of Unova

No matter how many dicks she will have to suck to make it happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:12:24 No.15640568 Report

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>>15640459
>Unova

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:13:49 No.15640611 Report

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Your face when Rhyhorn has flashbacks of Ash in his chilldhood. Game Freak must really be giving Rhyhorn the love these days.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:14:25 No.15640631 Report

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>>15640459
>No matter how many dicks she will have to suck to make it happen.
Or she could take the other option

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 02:16:15 No.15640689 Report

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>>15640039
In the pic above one of the trainers just hopped on his Rhyhorn

And iirc that Rhyhorn racer was in like 4th place near the end

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