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>>15650780
Well, I wanted to feed her with my dick but the touchscreen wouldn't recognize the touch when I pressed my dick against it, or at least not long enough to drag the puff to her mouth
Then I realized what I was doing and felt ashamed and stopped.

Game Freak

Game Freak Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:00:33 No.15650819 Report

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>>15650686

The fact that its expression doesn't change makes Mawile seem blind or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:01:09 No.15650828 Report

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>>15650815
You are below human. And this is coming from a furry, by the way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:02:08 No.15650839 Report

Quoted By: >>15650883 >>15650907 >>15654784

>>15650815
>mfw it actually did recognize my dick
>mfw five minutes later I'm on my bed staring at mt now cum covered 3DS
>mfw wondering what the flying fuck I just did

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:02:10 No.15650840 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:02:11 No.15650841 Report

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>>15650779
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:03:34 No.15650861 Report

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>>15650828
>And this is coming from a furry, by the way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:04:59 No.15650877 Report

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>>15650828
Don't be a dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:05:27 No.15650883 Report

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>>15650839
>tfw no tiny pencil dick to register on the touchscreen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:07:28 No.15650907 Report

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>>15650839
What pokemon was the unlucky one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:10:19 No.15650945 Report

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>>15650819
whos to say she isn't.

shes always facing the wrong way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:14:10 No.15650998 Report

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>>15650779
So this means the little dots are its eyes?

Also does anyone have any pancham/pangoro amie gifs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:16:18 No.15651044 Report

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Just so we don't lost this hidden gem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:17:19 No.15651054 Report

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>>15650945
I dont know why this made me laugh so hard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:20:03 No.15651087 Report

Quoted By: >>15651121

Based fucking ant always delivers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:21:29 No.15651121 Report

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>>15651087
I don't get it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:23:51 No.15651166 Report

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Don't touch me you filthy casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:25:09 No.15651185 Report

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can we have a screencap with cloyster

because rubbing a cloyster seems funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:25:49 No.15651195 Report

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>>15650779
fuck me, it's even cuter when angry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:28:07 No.15651229 Report

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>>15650779
why y do this to your happy little goomus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:47:40 No.15651567 Report

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>>15650676
Why would you put cheese on your dick anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 08:54:34 No.15651678 Report

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>>15651567
You're joking right? Uncircumsized penis' produce what most people call "dick cheese" when you masturbate

Not an issue for circumsized

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 09:29:03 No.15652214 Report

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>>15650686
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That's the cutest thing I've seen all day, holy moley

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 09:45:15 No.15652455 Report

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>>15650686
Why doesn't it just use the bigger mouth to steal it from yout hand and eat it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 09:54:47 No.15652601 Report

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>Be nigger
>Want to use my dick as stylus in poke amie
>Cock to big for 3DS XL screen
>Wish I was Japanese master race

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 09:54:55 No.15652603 Report

Quoted By: >>15652658

>>15651678
How fucking unclean is your dick?
I'm unmutilated and JO like, twice daily and I've never noticed this 'dick cheese' phenomenon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 09:58:54 No.15652658 Report

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>>15652603

yeah this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:02:36 No.15652712 Report

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>>15651678
>Uncircumsized penis' produce what most people call "dick cheese" when you masturbate
This is what Americans actually believe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:07:57 No.15652778 Report

Quoted By: >>15655866

>>15652712
I swear my culture has a borderline phobia of uncut penises. Some people are just completely unfamiliar with the idea, others use it as a target for insults.
I think they're mad that it's just that much bigger.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:09:34 No.15652798 Report

Quoted By: >>15652864

Hey my dad is John Nintendo Masuda GameFreak and here's a little easter egg in Pokémon X/Y.
If you defeat the elite four 100 times with magikarps you get the amie in pic!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:13:40 No.15652841 Report

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>>15650496

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:14:51 No.15652859 Report

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>>15652455

I was disappointed Mawile didn't do anything with her mouth. I mean, it's like half her body. She could at least get mad at me if I try and touch it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:15:25 No.15652864 Report

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>>15652798
Already done that. Nothing happened. You damn liar!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:15:45 No.15652871 Report

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Any gif of bellossom spinning its flower?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:18:23 No.15652910 Report

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>>15652712
This

I fap constantly throughout the day with a flaccid uncircumcised dick and the only thing that remains afterwards is the stank

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:21:46 No.15652946 Report

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>>15652841
>Filename
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:22:44 No.15652961 Report

Quoted By: >>15653100

How hasn't this been posted yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:23:07 No.15652964 Report

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where is the fag with the sylveon abuse images

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:28:07 No.15653035 Report

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>>15652964

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:33:27 No.15653100 Report

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>>15652961
>tfw I've been missing some of the cutest animations because I don't want to wake them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:37:46 No.15653149 Report

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I don't like waking her up but then she dances

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:41:51 No.15653201 Report

Quoted By: >>15653214

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efp_-n7XnU0

Larvesta is fucking adorable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:43:25 No.15653214 Report

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>>15653201
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqxt38qFBZM

Shiny Eevee from the same anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 10:55:39 No.15653324 Report

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>>15653214
>hits Evee multiple times
>Evee doesn't even reacts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 11:18:45 No.15653576 Report

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>>15651678
lol no
That doesn't happen if you wash yourself.
I fap twice a day and I don't have any of that on my dick. Clean as a whistle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 11:24:07 No.15653623 Report

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>>15650732
mai husbando

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 11:25:11 No.15653640 Report

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>>15650779
oh god so kawaii

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 11:25:44 No.15653647 Report

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>>15652871
No but have this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jeOs9NPryk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 11:29:32 No.15653681 Report

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Is there a gif of Trevenant eating?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 11:30:51 No.15653700 Report

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Roserade is my favourite in Pokémon-amie. I love her bows and the way she crosses her arms over her chest if you hit her. HNNNNNNGH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 11:30:59 No.15653701 Report

Quoted By: >>15653890

Get Beedrill mad.
He threatens to kill you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 11:47:33 No.15653890 Report

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>>15653701
Similarly:
Step 1: Punch Kangaskhan's baby.
Step 2: Run.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 12:20:06 No.15654338 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 12:41:05 No.15654641 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 12:44:04 No.15654689 Report

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>>15653100
Anyone seen Swadloon in amie?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 12:46:58 No.15654729 Report

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>decide to play with Zygarde in Amie
>face recognization game
>it wants me to close my eyes and make a kissy mouth
>my body when

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 12:49:47 No.15654767 Report

Quoted By: >>15656459

>>15652455
>>15652859
Because it's not an actual mouth.

I mean, it's mouth shaped and has teeth but as the entry says they're just horns.

They're more like back-of-the-head pincers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 12:50:50 No.15654784 Report

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>>15650839
>tfw they took out Beartic's dickhawk for XY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 12:59:52 No.15654895 Report

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>>15651678
>Muh mutilated dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 13:17:20 No.15655113 Report

Quoted By: >>15655442 >>15655585

how can you slap pokemon in amie? i've tried so much and only get it to work randomly

Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73

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Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73 Wed 06 Nov 2013 13:23:51 No.15655173 Report

Quoted By: >>15655249

DOES ANYOME HAVE ANY TYPHLOSION?
I wanna see how kawaii it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 13:30:55 No.15655249 Report

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>>15655173
Can't get any of the starts in the previous gen besides gen 1 at the moment.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 13:45:58 No.15655398 Report

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>>15652841

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 13:48:31 No.15655442 Report

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>>15655113
YOU CAN SLAP POKEMON!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 13:49:02 No.15655450 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 13:51:44 No.15655494 Report

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Espurr is so cute in the amie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 13:52:18 No.15655501 Report

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>>15655450
What was that!?
adorbale

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 13:53:34 No.15655515 Report

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>Eeveelutions in Amie

My heart can't take this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 13:56:39 No.15655562 Report

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>>15653035
REPORTED
CALLED THE COPS
GOOGLED YOUR NAME
FLAGGED YOUR POST AS TERRORISM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 13:56:48 No.15655565 Report

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i would fucking love for someone to make a .gif of mienshao's giggle

that shit is just the best goddamn thing i've ever seen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 13:57:55 No.15655584 Report

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>>15655494

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 13:57:57 No.15655585 Report

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>>15655113
Hold you hand near them.

Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73

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Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73 Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:08:22 No.15655730 Report

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>>15655249
darn...

No one has even tried to get one in game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:10:29 No.15655756 Report

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>>15655730
HOW? Using magical waves during transfer from IV to V so they get deviated to VI?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:12:50 No.15655787 Report

Quoted By: >>15655812

Please tell me someone has gifs of Purrloin's Pokemon-amie, it's the most adorable thing ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:13:14 No.15655799 Report

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>>15650502
>No homo bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:13:41 No.15655812 Report

Quoted By: >>15655889

>>15655787
Does it at least stand on four legs, or sit? It looks terrifying standing up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:16:50 No.15655866 Report

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>>15652778
> uncut penis
> bigger

Wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:18:11 No.15655889 Report

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>>15655812
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br1r_mzgKHo
And dances and stuff. Shit's creepy. It's more human than anime meowth ever was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:21:25 No.15655941 Report

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>>15655730
Why would they? You can't, we know you can't, we've known you can't for a long time.
Just wait till next month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:24:52 No.15655996 Report

Quoted By: >>15656023 >>15656078

To be honest, I don't know how you uncut dudes do it.
My dick is sensitive as FUCK when it comes to I guess the warm/moist interior of a girl? Blowjobs are fine, I can last a long time, but not when there's too much friction.
And uncut dicks are even more sensitive? Fuck that. I'm glad I got cut, personally.
Wouldn't make my child do it, but I'm glad it was done to me.
Also, I don't always take daily showers so I don't want any of that smegma build-up. Fuck that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:25:05 No.15656000 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:26:41 No.15656023 Report

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>>15655996
I wanna go back to just Amie stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:30:50 No.15656078 Report

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>>15655996
Yeah, its a damn shame when it feels better for the guy, im a giver myself, so i wish i wasm utilated so i could fuck longer, but it just feels so good, and when girls lick your foreskin, you can literally only imagine the extacy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:42:05 No.15656247 Report

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Yes.
Oh yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:45:49 No.15656300 Report

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>>15650686
That's some grade-A depth perception right here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:54:21 No.15656432 Report

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>>15650686
Just tried that with my Mawile, but I held the puff on the other side and it was the funniest shit ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 14:56:07 No.15656459 Report

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>>15654767
It bothers me more than it should when people give it a tongue and show it eating things

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 15:06:54 No.15656629 Report

Quoted By: >>15656716

I took a shit ton of shiny Umbreon pictures while trying to get the right one the other day if anyone wants to see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 15:11:30 No.15656716 Report

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>>15656629
post them please

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 15:12:04 No.15656725 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 15:14:36 No.15656766 Report

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>>15656725
Okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 15:16:18 No.15656788 Report

Quoted By: >>15658435

any pangoro amie?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 15:18:20 No.15656812 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 16:49:15 No.15658435 Report

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>>15656788
I love tsundere panda

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 16:52:34 No.15658506 Report

Quoted By: >>15658848

How do you reckon you could most effectively make .GIF's from Amie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 17:07:22 No.15658848 Report

Quoted By: >>15658870 >>15659300

>>15658506
capture card

option 2 is record from phone, send to computer, convert to gif

pic related is what I get using LICEcap + media player; anyone know any decent movie to gif converter, though?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 17:08:35 No.15658870 Report

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>>15658848
>forgot pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 17:30:37 No.15659300 Report

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>>15658848
Imageready

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 17:45:59 No.15659596 Report

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Shiny Pangoro in Amie, really nice colors and animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSsei3SCJqo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2013 17:51:11 No.15659701 Report

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>>15652910

>spoiler

Wizard, reveal thine secrets.

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