>>15654523Hey guys it's story time i
nb4 nice blog fagetBeing raised as white boy in southern Georgia, you get dragged to church every week at a young age. When i was about nine I was playing Pokemon yellow, and I'd bring my gameboy to church with me. My friends told me I was going to hell because pokemon is somehow evil, and I find out later that it's because of the game's use of the word "evolution."
I didn't understand evolution yet because I was nine and in Georgia there were a lot of anti-evolution agenda teachers who would avoid the subject at all costs, but I was finally able to find a science to teacher to explain it to me.
It was at this point that I realized that Christians are morons, and decided to distance myself from the Church. Anyone who thinks that Pokemon is an accurate representation of Evolution is being intentionally ignorant.
I have pokemon to thank for literally saving me thousands of dollars in church offerings, and thousands of hours of lost time in church ceremony.
