You know what I hate more than anything? Girls who play Pokémon. I'm not even talking about the hispter genwunner girls or whatever, I mean the actual girls who play the games. Why? Because they're usually the most obnoxious attention whores in the community who think they're special little snowflakes because they play a male-dominated game.

And the worst part is that fellow male players (lookin' at YOU, /vp/) put them on a fucking pedestal and condone their bitchy, show-offy behavior by jerking off to them and telling them how awesome they are for having vaginas and liking Pokémon.

inb4 a horde of you coming to claim your friend/girlfriend/wife/etc are totally rad and aren't like that at all. Either she's ugly, fat, obnoxious, all of the above, or she doesn't exist.