Have:

-4 Squirtles with 31 IVs in everything except attack (3 males, one female)
-A...lot of Squirtles with 31 IVs in 4 stats (not attack)

Breeding these as Mega Blastoises, so all come with a modest nature, as well as Aura Sphere (because effective 120 BP never-miss attacks are good) and Dragon Pulse (because you're a rambling gambling dude who fears Goodra and Dragalgae more than Garchomp, possibly).

Looking for equivalent trades (5 IVs for 5 IVs, 3-4 IVs for 4 IVs), but failing that I'm also lazy and looking to take the path of least resistance for an Oval Charm so that I can further perpetuate my Pokemon puppy mill obsession, so I might also take anything that I don't currently have in my Kalos Pokedex.

And I'd prefer to give these to people who would actually like them/use them rather than flushing them down the Wonder Toilet, so I guess there's that too.