>>15691074Are you kidding this fucker was the best of your shitty little friend group because he's the only one that didn't suck total balls
Sure he sucks massive ass in battle but he doesn't give a fuck about that shit, he wants to dance.
Serena wants to beat you in battle, and we all know how much of a fucking joke she is. I have absolutely no idea how she manage to beat any gym leader let alone get her ass to victory road but it must have involved either some dick sucking or a lot of max revives. Even in the postgame, her pokemon only have THREE MOVES for the most part. It's true, bring a ditto next time you fight her. Shit girl, how is it possible to be this bad?
Trevor wants to be THE BEST POKEMON RESEARCHER or some shit but this little shit is bottom of the barrel. At least it's actually POSSIBLE to lose to Serena if you're retarded and carrying one pokemon, but this fucker will lose the pokedex race to you even if you only have like eight. HOW MANY POKEMON DO YOU HAVE YOU DUMB LITTLE SHIT? ONE? How do you keep comparing that shit to me and thinking you're going to win anything?
The Chipette, who's name I don't remember, just wants your D (or V if you're a girl) and is complete and total shit at everything she does. She doesn't even get in your pants, just gives you a starter and waits outside your house like a creepy stalker. COME ON GIRL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A TEENAGE BOY HERE, it is not hard to get a dicking form him. How can you fail at that?
Tierno, at least, seems to be well on the way to achieving his dream. If nothing else, we haven't seen the main character completely CREAM him at the one thing he's dedicated himself to like the others. Maybe we're a better dancer than him, but we'll never know. This fucker doesn't have any delusions about beating us at shit. He's got his own dream and doesn't give a fuck what we're doing.
Good on him.
