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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 16:54:21 No.15725878 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>15728798 >>15729998 >>15730500 >>15738162

well, what do you say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 16:56:47 No.15725941 Report

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No you're a human not a Pokemon ya nerd lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 16:59:04 No.15725981 Report

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If I wanted to fuck a pokemon I have a Gardevoir right here.

Lammy 3296-7432-9975 (Audino, Chansey, Ditto)

Lammy 3296-7432-9975 (Audino, Chansey, Ditto) Fri 08 Nov 2013 17:57:58 No.15727315 Report

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No because you have base 100 Atk and the strongest physical move you learn is fucking Return.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:10:36 No.15727587 Report

Quoted By: >>15736412

OK, you can be my Pokemon

I'm putting you in the daycare, have fun with Ditto!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:57:37 No.15728798 Report

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>>15725878
B-but you're not real ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:51:02 No.15729998 Report

Quoted By: >>15730146

>>15725878
Fuck, for a moment I thought Tamara drew that
I've spended too much time on /d/ aparently

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:55:44 No.15730095 Report

Quoted By: >>15730173 >>15735622 >>15736002

>All the art of Valerie has her as some submissive retard

What? No. Dammit people never pay attention to the actual characters, they just draw what they want. Valerie would have YOU on a leash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:58:13 No.15730146 Report

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>>15729998
>going to /d/

wow much shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:59:16 No.15730173 Report

Quoted By: >>15730266

>>15730095
Not to mention this drawing is fucking awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 20:03:50 No.15730266 Report

Quoted By: >>15730322

>>15730173
Enough to make my dick hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 20:05:44 No.15730322 Report

Quoted By: >>15730457

>>15730266
Nice to know you have no standards

Why don't you go fap to China Kitty's art while you're at it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 20:09:59 No.15730457 Report

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>>15730322
I'm gonna try, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 20:11:57 No.15730500 Report

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>>15725878
Get thee to a fucking psych ward

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 20:16:53 No.15730612 Report

Quoted By: >>15731028

Who the fuck are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 20:22:11 No.15730737 Report

Quoted By: >>15730770

>not keeping the cute girl as a pet
Wow such shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 20:23:19 No.15730770 Report

Quoted By: >>15736607

>>15730737
>keeping humans as pets
Wow such autism

Darwin 0189-8693-2549 (mienfoo, riolu, and throh)

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Darwin 0189-8693-2549 (mienfoo, riolu, and throh) Fri 08 Nov 2013 20:24:21 No.15730797 Report

Quoted By: >>15730909

Valerie is a depressing case of a Pokemon. Despite being a new pokemon, its mediocre stats and the mere existence of Clefable, Chansey, and even Lickitung had doomed Valerie into complete obscurity. While Valerie remains generally outclassed in XY NU, it does have some perks over its main competitors, Lickilicky and Alomomola. Valerie's amazing support movepool gives it access to several moves the more popular Wish passers lack, such as dual screens and Stealth Rock. While Valerie often won't be one's first choice for a NU supporter, it truly is a pokemon the leaves a lot to be desired. Use her as a sex slave instead

Sorry Valerie, Smogon say you suck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 20:25:19 No.15730817 Report

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sorry but waifumon has my fairy type covered

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 20:26:00 No.15730830 Report

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Take out those creepy fucking contact lenses and we'll talk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 20:29:23 No.15730909 Report

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>>15730797
>Pokemon
>sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 20:34:17 No.15731028 Report

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>>15730612
Who the fuck are you?

Anon

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Your wafumon is male

Anon Fri 08 Nov 2013 20:53:27 No.15731538 Report

Quoted By: >>15734714

Gardevoir:50%male
Chinchino:25%male
>yfw
Check your genders

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 22:21:43 No.15734089 Report

Quoted By: >>15734249

my waifu is best waifu
Valerie is fine too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 22:27:35 No.15734249 Report

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>>15734089
Just don't let her petal dance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 22:35:22 No.15734485 Report

Quoted By: >>15735859

What would Valerie's stats be anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 22:43:51 No.15734714 Report

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>>15731538
>Gardevoir 50%
Yeah, that's the same case with humans.

Check your partner's gender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:12:25 No.15735622 Report

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>>15730095
she thinks she is a pokemon
thus she wants what every pokemon wants, and thats to be caught and trained

blow me #yolo #rekt you lose faget

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:19:49 No.15735859 Report

Quoted By: >>15736317

>>15734485
She's probably built as fuck, seeing as her outfit supposedly weighs 30lb

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:24:29 No.15736002 Report

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>>15730095
Pokemon are submissive. Why else would they obey the first idiot that throws balls at them?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:30:03 No.15736177 Report

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Look lady, I just moved here. I don't even know who the hell you are or why your eyes are so huge but surely someone is more qualified for this than I am.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:34:39 No.15736317 Report

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>>15735859
>30lb
That isn't very much.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:36:59 No.15736394 Report

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I prefer cute Valerie to lewd Valerie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:37:45 No.15736412 Report

Quoted By: >>15736459

>>15727587
Oh gosh, the thought of being someone's pokemon and then having them force me to fuck their Ditto relentlessly is really fucking hot. You rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:39:14 No.15736459 Report

Quoted By: >>15736500

>>15736412
Thanks. Pokemon on girl in general is hot. You also rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:40:25 No.15736500 Report

Quoted By: >>15736574

>>15736459
I also want to fuck animal based monsters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:42:30 No.15736574 Report

Quoted By: >>15736686

>>15736500
Monster on girl is hot almost all of the time, so that's also cool. I'd ask to keep in contact with you elsewhere, but that's kind of creepy on my part. So I'll just say you're fucking awesome.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:43:17 No.15736607 Report

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>>15730770

Please, tell me more about your definition of autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:45:15 No.15736686 Report

Quoted By: >>15736735 >>15736779 >>15736930

>>15736574
I saw a short comic once of Misty getting eaten by a Muk and pleading with Ash as it consumed her. It was pretty much what kicked off my love of being violated and abused by Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:46:42 No.15736735 Report

Quoted By: >>15736745 >>15736930

>>15736686
Hm, interesting.What I like in general is much weirder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:47:07 No.15736745 Report

Quoted By: >>15736838

>>15736735
Oh, tell us, tell us. Weird fetishes are dabes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:47:54 No.15736779 Report

Quoted By: >>15736895

>>15736686
Don't mention something like that and not post the source.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:49:18 No.15736838 Report

Quoted By: >>15736895

>>15736745
I like girls who actually love their monsters. Like prefer them over people. For whatever reason.

Is that weird compared to "normal"? Not really.

Is that incredibly uncommon? Kind of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:50:59 No.15736895 Report

Quoted By: >>15736986

>>15736779
search "Muk" on danbooru

>>15736838
That's pretty neat! I can definitely see the appeal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:51:56 No.15736930 Report

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>>15736686
>>15736735
Way to take a petplay and mild pokephillia thread and make it into something weird. I'm outtie 5000, nerds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:53:30 No.15736986 Report

Quoted By: >>15737015

>>15736895
If you want some more "weird" in the general sense, I've got two, somewhat related things.

One is that I sometimes try to get girls into Pokephilia. Mostly using Omegle. Ask them if they ever had a crush on a Pokemon. Show them a related picture. Surprisingly works sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:54:20 No.15737015 Report

Quoted By: >>15737136

>>15736986
what's the other?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:57:43 No.15737136 Report

Quoted By: >>15737215 >>15737517

>>15737015
I'm going to spoil this one, partially

You know Pokedex 3D (Pro)? There's an Augmented Reality mode, allows you to take picture's of a Pokemon's 3D model. You can also use a picture off the 3DS as a background.

My idea is to put a Pokemon over a picture of a girl in such a way that it looks like they're fucking. There's a few problems, but I managed to get a few results from some volunteers.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:59:05 No.15737194 Report

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man this thread is going places

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:59:46 No.15737215 Report

Quoted By: >>15737283 >>15737440

>>15737136
that's actually pretty nifty. I could definitely see myself doing that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 00:01:48 No.15737283 Report

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>>15737215
Glad to hear. I'd like to see the results if you did it, hah.

By the way, my email is in the proper field if anyone wants to talk to me or send me weird spam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 00:05:39 No.15737440 Report

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>>15737215
Also, if you care, I have two from one girl I'm willing to share. Not on /vp/ though, don't want to be banned.

She was mostly a writer, a bit of an artist, deleted her tumblr because it was too much work with her internet being out. She might do more some day, I dunno.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 00:07:29 No.15737517 Report

Quoted By: >>15737578 >>15737661

>>15737136
Got a offsite link to a set of em?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 00:09:00 No.15737578 Report

Quoted By: >>15737661

>>15737517
Nope, unfortunately. Well, there are some tumbnails on /v/ I think. I can send them over email or something if they look decent from that. Let me find them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 00:11:26 No.15737661 Report

Quoted By: >>15737949

>>15737517
>>15737578
Got the thumbs
https://archive.foolz.us/v/thread/212440040/#212455925

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 00:19:50 No.15737949 Report

Quoted By: >>15737967 >>15738114

>>15737661
That's certainly a start but nothing seems to come from it. Such potential too. A shame to tease and drop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 00:20:27 No.15737967 Report

Quoted By: >>15738114

>>15737949
Well, I can get the full pics if you really want, hold on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 00:24:23 No.15738114 Report

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>>15737949
>>15737967
For you, anon
http://www.mediafire.com/folder/xhhrremzq37jq/Pokedex_3D

Have fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 00:25:55 No.15738162 Report

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>>15725878
One of the TV shows (the one that talks about gym leaders) mentions how heavy her clothes are and that she must be muscular underneath them.

She's trained well enough.

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