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I smoked som hash
And met with Rapidash
It's always been my dream
To let her feel my cream

Our bond was not that strong
This did not last for long
I soon gained her trust
And now her ass is bust

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:31:01 No.15728150 Report

Quoted By: >>15728193

Running through mountains and fields of green,
Watch as he rolls, as he careens.
His lustrous fur, with incredible sheen,
adorns Donphan, the master of Elephantine.

How'd I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:31:14 No.15728154 Report

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>>15727795
Talonflame has flying priority
His haters are just a minority
"Muh Stealth Rocks" are just an excuse
because it wrecks every Pokémon they use
Don't try to compare it to Charizard
Because then you're trying way too hard
So just sit down and relax
Since you can't win even with hax

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:31:37 No.15728161 Report

Quoted By:

>>15728095

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:32:54 No.15728193 Report

Quoted By:

>>15728150
fucking glorious/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:35:30 No.15728263 Report

Quoted By:

>>15728095
B-beautiful..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:40:15 No.15728366 Report

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Midnight, full moon, walking Cyllage coast.
Never thought something as wondrous before;
Were there sea weeds? Nothing like that,
Just fear and shivers in my back.
What's that? A splash in the sea I hear.
Woah! A wild Dragalge appeared!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:41:04 No.15728392 Report

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Purple is for royalty
You'll become a casualty
The force of him is sheer
Your defeat will become clear
The Queen is decent too
I prefer purple to blue

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:41:10 No.15728395 Report

Quoted By: >>15728424 >>15728451

Honchkrow is my champ
But it's weak to Machamp
It takes hits like a noodle
But has the attack of a poodle
It's not as fast as a leopard
But in any team it's the wild card
Overall Honchkrow sucks dick
But at least it's not outclassed by Joltik
Honchkrow rapes your dog and you
Bow down the the king of NU

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:42:13 No.15728424 Report

Quoted By:

>>15728395
*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:43:15 No.15728451 Report

Quoted By:

>>15728395
>liking shitkrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:45:50 No.15728506 Report

Quoted By: >>15728687 >>15728813

>>15727795
A murder's afoot on this chill Autumn night,
Borne on sooty black wings,
A dozen keen eyes,
with their gaze to the skies,
Go out to do mischievous things.
A stolen gold trinket,
A prized silver locket,
All gifts to the head honcho soon,
So lock every window,
And check every pocket,
When the Murkrow are out with the moon.

I tried

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:51:18 No.15728644 Report

Quoted By: >>15728716

Magikarp, oh magikarp
when I catch one I must fart
you're fucking ugly as you see
even your evolution looks badly
A feebas would I like better, yuck
A milotic I sometimes want to fuck

You know, rhyming in a foreign language is difficult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:52:57 No.15728687 Report

Quoted By:

>>15728506
>liking shitkrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:54:01 No.15728716 Report

Quoted By:

>>15728644
It's not at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:55:55 No.15728758 Report

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Heracross
A total boss
Your edgy Dark-type little shitstain
Willl get run over by this rapetrain

Fire doesn't stand a chance
Decimated with Stone Edge in a glance
If you inflict a burn
It might just be your last turn

Or if one of yours falls in battle
Moxie might slaughter the rest like cattle
It doesn't even need an evolution
It's the bug and fighting final solution

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:56:17 No.15728769 Report

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Hitmontop' got a lot going for it,
With that rapid spin move you won't be stealth rocking shit.
Just try to drop a spread move but don't call me a lout,
When you get flinched by his supporting fake out,
And honestly I'd expect you to fall for the bait,
Theres not much you can do about intimidate.

Quick hitting, support spinning hes a trickroom pro,
Watch out for that close combat gem cause you'll be laid low.

Doubles users simply love him to bits,
You won't be advancing since you won't land a hit,
Keeping teammates battle ready with a helping hand,
You'll be hard pressed to stop him in when he's fighting on land

well i couldn't chose one idea so what the hell i did 3, how'd i do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 18:58:20 No.15728813 Report

Quoted By: >>15728923

>>15728506
im indifferent to honchkrow but thats really good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:00:41 No.15728868 Report

Quoted By:

>>15728095

Oh my.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:02:49 No.15728923 Report

Quoted By:

>>15728813
Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:03:12 No.15728931 Report

Quoted By: >>15728973 >>15729005

If you can guess what it is before the spoiler, you get kudos:

Said to only be in legends, alas
So few have seen its majesty
With a flap of its wings the weather changes
Nary a soul will know its gallantry

It twists and it turns as it hunts for prey
Giving its quarry a quick, painless death
Shedding its skin, it grows and grows
Appearing above when it takes a breath

A blue rope waiting in the dark
Sparkling like the ocean waters it does tread
Beauty unmatched by any other thing
Too perfect to imagine within one's head until it turns into FUCKING BARNEY THE DINOSAUR GODDAMMIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:04:57 No.15728973 Report

Quoted By: >>15729005 >>15729043

>>15728931
It has wings?
goodra or dragonite, I can't tell

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:05:28 No.15728992 Report

Quoted By:

A Shuckle lived in Lumiouse city,
That thought his life was pretty shitty,
To get a 0 iv speed,
he had to constantly breed,
Doing it with a Ditto is gritty

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:06:12 No.15729005 Report

Quoted By: >>15729043

>>15728931
i fucking called it

>>15728973
dragonair has wings

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:08:03 No.15729043 Report

Quoted By: >>15729062

>>15729005
>>15728973
Yep, Dragonair.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:08:46 No.15729057 Report

Quoted By: >>15729169

What the hell is this movepool?
Why are you electric type?
Such a cool ass design,
you couldn't live up to the hype.

You're supposedly a tiger,
powerful and strong,
yet your base 60 speed
can suck my fucking dong

What a wasted Pokémon,

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:09:05 No.15729062 Report

Quoted By:

>>15729043

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:11:16 No.15729100 Report

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A falcon cloaked in fire
goes streaking 'cross the skies
and those who draw his ire
will meet a swift demise

With talons set ablaze
he hurtles towards his foe
no prey escapes his gaze
scanning the earth below

His wings whip up a gale
his speed inspires awe
Some try but all will fail
to beat him on the draw

From humble beginnings
as cheerful, chirping friend
a fearsome fighter springs
relentless to the end

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:13:12 No.15729129 Report

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There once was a Squirtle named Faggot
Whose body was riddled with maggots
he moaned and he cried
but finally died
when he was raped by Bob Sagat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:15:04 No.15729169 Report

Quoted By:

>>15729057
god day to you dear anon
it seems you have trouble with using your mon
but let me draw your eyes to this stunning proposal
trick room teams can get you wins thatll make you boastfull
so dont be so quick to dismiss a design,
because he could be anything but benign

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:18:13 No.15729235 Report

Quoted By: >>15729268

I'm born with a friend only I can hear,
But everyone else can see,
It tells me to burrow, and wait, and consume,
but, ever more, I just stay hungry.
This friend is a burden, and grows every day,
and yet I can only grow weak.
The voice, too, is stronger,
it rules every thought,
And sometimes I hardly can speak.
It says not to worry; my time's at an end,
I've grown too tired to care.
My last thought will be "how pretty it looks",
As the mushroom sends spores to the air.
Paras and Parasect

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:19:33 No.15729268 Report

Quoted By:

>>15729235
10/10 well done anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:23:17 No.15729345 Report

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Today, little one,
you'll stumble in the dark.
Tomorrow, little one,
you'll hate your own flesh and blood.
Someday, little one,
you'll miss both
the shadow's calm,
your brother's love

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:27:11 No.15729436 Report

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JINGLE JINGLE MOTHERFUCKER
WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
IT'S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEAM GETTING PARALYZED
GET LOW NIGGA BECAUSE YOU MISSIN SHOTS
SPIKES UP IN HERE EVERYDAY
BOO BOO BOO BOO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:38:25 No.15729728 Report

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A iron hide, a steely glare,
A soul Aeon inured.
A testament to sands of time,
Its wisdom truly firmed sure.
For anything that lives for so long a while,
Begets a mind as deep as the sea,
As the world around it lives and dies,
It contemplates it's own abject misery

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:42:00 No.15729803 Report

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Stretchy arms and sleepy spores
Jumping mushroom kangaroo
Speedy punches and substitutes
Breloom! The mushroom kangaroo
a tierful welcome, to UU

>dat heavy nerf
Why. Breloom wasn't even as OP as other shit ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:42:35 No.15729817 Report

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An iron hide, a steely glare,
A soul Aeon inured.
A testament to sands of time,
Its wisdom truly firmed sure.
For anything that lives for so long a while,
Begets a mind as deep as the sea,
As the world around it lives and dies,
It contemplates it's own abject misery

Chris (IGN Silver) 1478-3591-2221 (Petilil, Oddish, and Quilladin)

Chris (IGN Silver) 1478-3591-2221 (Petilil, Oddish, and Quilladin) Fri 08 Nov 2013 19:57:31 No.15730134 Report

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You are an enigma to say the least,
You fly, but yet heavy like a beast.
You are hard to take down with a punch,
But can be beat by thunder with a hunch.
Built to endure,
As well as insure,
For Spikes and a Roost
Is all you need as a boost.
Wear a helmet or eat some leftovers,
They taste better than some clovers.
In the end, you are like an armory,
So that is why you are Skarmory.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2013 20:09:47 No.15730449 Report

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What a giant centipede
With deadly horns and blazing speed
He is come! O, Scolipede
Giving boosts and sweeping teams

Megahorn the attack of choice
Earthquake tumbling down all rocks
If your team is made of ice
Then all is lost, and his the prize

In gen 6 his power extends
With speed boost and the boon it grants
Will he be NU as he once was?
Or will OU fear all his might?

Alas I ran out of ideas
But for my bro I shall go on
Scolipede please carry me
Through the terror that is /vp/

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