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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 06:52:44 No.15749382 View View Reply Original Report

>Go to Rating Battle
>Get matched with some japanese guy
>I look at his team "Shit, he has a Zapdos!"
>I pick Gliscor, Gardevoir and Crobat.
>Start battle.
>Gliscor vs. Talonflame.
>Talonflame used Brave Bird! Gliscor survives and uses Toxic. Toxic Orb activates.
>Gliscor used Protect! Brave Bird failed. Poison damage on TF and Healing on me.
>Gliscor used Protect again at it worked. Brave Bird failed again. More damage and healing is in order.
>Match was forfeited.

Seriously, quickest match I've ever had.
Any similar stories?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 06:57:29 No.15749466 Report

Quoted By: >>15749575 >>15750106

Random battle on Showdown, wiped half a dudes team with Ice Punch Delibird and he left. Even quicker was another random where I one shotted his Kyogre with a Grass Knot Smoochum and he left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 06:59:39 No.15749508 Report

Quoted By: >>15749520

Doesn't Japan suck dick at battling?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:00:19 No.15749520 Report

Quoted By: >>15749784

>>15749508
Their bunch of Aegislashes that actually work say quite contrary. Fucking King's Shield.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:02:33 No.15749570 Report

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>Japanese guy
>Le epik OU team, Rotom, Greninja, Talonflame, Kangaskhan, Klefki, and Noivern
>Kind of nervous, but take my trust Mamoswine, Trevenant, and Heliolisk
>Round start, Mamoswine vs. Greninja
>This guy takes forever making his move like he's running damage calcs
>I order Icicle Crash expecting a switch
>He uses Acrobatics
>Barely hurts me, Greninja down
>Send out Noivern, Frisks my Assault Vest
>Fuck it, I'll be predictable, order Ice Shard
>Hits and OHKOs
>Sends out Klefki and forfeits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:02:41 No.15749575 Report

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>>15749466
I've always wanted to use Delibird. Tell me your secrets, grass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:13:53 No.15749784 Report

Quoted By: >>15749860 >>15749989

>>15749520
Forget King's Shield, I finally fought someone smart enough to use Weakness Policy and it fucking annihilated me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:17:40 No.15749860 Report

Quoted By: >>15749989

>>15749784
I use both King's Shield and weakness policy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:21:03 No.15749921 Report

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>Passerby has challenged you to a battle!
>send out M-Kangaskhan against his Hydreigon
>M-Kanga used Power-up Punch!
>Hydreigon barely survives
>DRAGON RUSH
>forfeit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:24:45 No.15749989 Report

Quoted By: >>15750022

>>15749784
>>15749860

That's... pretty clever.

Aegislash@Weakness Policy
Brave (+Atk/-Spe)
252 Atk/252 HP/ 6 whatever
- King's Shield
- Iron Head
- Secret Sword
- Shadow Sneak

No need for SD. Just switch to defensive stance and don't use Shadow Sneak until Weakness Policy activates. I'm going to try this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:26:23 No.15750022 Report

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>>15749989

won't activate till you take damage, so the way to use weakness policy is to take a hit while already Sword Dancing.

The policy just makes your shadow sneak hit that much harder, while chadowball decimates everything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:26:40 No.15750024 Report

Quoted By: >>15750097 >>15750109 >>15750150

>Japanese Guy in random match-up
>Has a team of Gyarados, Rotom-W, Ferrothorn, Talonflame, Mawile, and Togekiss
>He leads off with M-Mawile, I lead off with Vivillon
>Sleep Powder into Quiver Dance, he wakes up and brings me down to 1 HP
>Back to sleep again
>Take off nearly half HP with Hurricane, he switches into Ferrothorn the next turn
>Take off nearly half HP again, Ferro gets confused
>Hurricane again, Ferro kills itself in confusion
>Gyarados comes out, gets put to sleep, dies in two Hurricanes
>Guy sends out M-Mawile, thinks he's going to revenge kill me with Sucker Punch due to the new sleep mechanics
>"Vivillon used Sleep Powder"
>"The opponent forfeited."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:30:42 No.15750097 Report

Quoted By: >>15750143

>>15750024

>Spamming sleep

wow
much skill
11/10 war story
would read again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:31:09 No.15750106 Report

Quoted By: >>15751716

>>15749466
Even with max sp atk smoochum and kyogre with lowering nature and no IVs, it would take atleast 2 hits to kill it with grass knot
Not to mention kyogre is faster and would probably hit before you

Im not saying it is impossible, but highly improbable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:31:16 No.15750109 Report

Quoted By: >>15750193

>>15750024
Its bloodlust knows no bounds

>mfw i try to post vivillon but duplicate file link goes to what is likely your post
>>15749282

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:33:47 No.15750143 Report

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>>15750097
Not Smogon, no sleep clause in place, not my problem. He had all of the essential tools for beating me right in front of him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:34:02 No.15750150 Report

Quoted By: >>15750189

>>15750024
Wait explain the last turn to me

How did Vivillon go first? What changed with sleep? Did it used to be an attack move?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:35:57 No.15750189 Report

Quoted By: >>15750244

>>15750150
Sleep counter goes to 1 if you switch in while asleep. I'm guessing the guy knew this, tried to get off a sucker punch thinking I'd attack, but I just put him back to sleep.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:36:09 No.15750193 Report

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>>15750109
Have a Vivillion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:39:22 No.15750244 Report

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>>15750189

so I can rest, switch, come back in later and attack right off the bat?

Why is this allowed? there is literally no reason NOT to run rest on Mega's now to get rid of burn and heal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:40:02 No.15750256 Report

Quoted By: >>15750311 >>15750436

>>15749382
>I have a team of 5 Pokemon, all IV trained and whatnot. Decide to add an extra to the team.
>Dunsparce. (Glare/Coil/Rockslide/Headbutt, Max Heath & SpD, Careful.)
>Some jap challenges me to a duel.
>Same shit, different day. He's got like Aegislash, Politoed, some other OU legends.
>Send out Dunsparce vs. Aegislash
>bitch goes for a swords dance
TRAP CARD ACTIVATED
>Glare
>I use coil, the Aegislash is parahax'd.
>Rockslide, flinch
>Rockslide, flinch
>Rockslide, parahax.
Forfeit.
>Feeling of awesome when some Jap got humiliated by route 3 trash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:43:35 No.15750311 Report

Quoted By: >>15750374

>>15750256
Hey man, I like Dunsparce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:46:08 No.15750374 Report

Quoted By: >>15750461

>>15750311
Dunsparce is fantastic.
But there's nothing more amusing than crushing the souls of little shits who think that Dunsparce is, like I said, "route 3 trash."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:49:42 No.15750436 Report

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>>15750256
I haven't really played Pokemon with other people since Diamond, but sweeping half a team or more with Dunsparce is a pleasure matched by very few things in life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 07:51:10 No.15750461 Report

Quoted By: >>15751270

>>15750374
I've always enjoyed his design. How do you run him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 08:31:05 No.15751270 Report

Quoted By:

>>15750461
Luck. Serene grace, paralyze and flinching attacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2013 08:59:15 No.15751716 Report

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>>15750106
Don't even know why I'd lie abiut it, it seriously happened.

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