>"Hey Lyra, I found a way I could enjoy your milkshake!"
>Dump milkshake on the linoleum floor, making a puddle.
>"What are you doing anon? My mom's gonna freak!"
>"Shoes off bitch, go wade in that with your socks so I can lick 'em clean."
>"A-anon..."
>"Then when we're done, daddy's gonna clean that tight little basement of yours proper. Now start wading, my craving for strawberry dipped ladyfoot can't wait another minute"
