>May will never walk in on you sniffing her spats just as she's about to take a shower after a week of not going to a Pokemon center to shower
>She will never be on the verge of tears because you've smelled her at her worst
>She will never bury her face into your chest and call you a disgusting pervert
>She will never knee you in the stomach, causing you to collapse in pain
>She will never take that opportunity to tie your hands and ankles
>She will never, with tears in her eyes, put those spats on your head with the ass-side facing your nose
>She will never sit on your face while she does this
>You will never, cough, shoke, and minipuke in your mouth and desparately attempt to swallow it because the pungent combination of sweat and poorly washed asshole is simply too much for anyone to bear
>You will never realize that the ass smell is gone
>You will never have a fishy, slightly cheesy scent waft through your nostrils
>You will never realize in horror what you're smelling
>You will never expel the contents of your stomach out your mouth after that terrifying, disgusting realization
>May will never take the bike shorts off your head and say in an uncharacterstically scary voice, "never. Do. That. AGAIN" before shoving her panties in your mouth before she stomps into the shower
