>>15888826Oh whoops, forgot the questions.
>What's the honeymoon like?We went to a quiet, luxurious mountain retreat. Virizion complained about the altitude but changed his mind when I told him there'd be less humans around. He made the walk up there a hassle by blaming me each time he stumbles on a rock on the pathway.
Viri acts like a stuck up bastard the whole time, insulting the staff and inspiring the Pokemon staff to rebel against their masters. He also complained how human beds won't accommodate him, and I spent each night with that fat faggot sitting on top of me.
He calmed down in the spas and for once we had a decent talk. Most of his anger towards humans is irrational and irrelevant in the modern age, so it's more his ego and tsundere-with-a-crush tendencies causing it. Once you get talking he actually a really nice guy, even if the conversation revolves around how attractive he is.
He acts dominant all the time but
during sex he's a submissive bitch.>parentsHe acts snotty the whole time, but when my parents get angry for marrying a Pokemon he gets super shitty and comforts me for once.
Thinking about it, marrying him isn't so bad.
