>>15897130"Every party has a pooper, That's why we invited you. Party pooper, party pooper."
Yeah, hypothetical situations involving characters in a video game should totally be productive and have totally important meaning behind them.
There shouldn't need to be anything significant, we simply work our imaginations, laugh a lot over the perverted and odd way some peoples minds work, and enjoy ourselves!
It's not just perversion either, but it doesn't help that some people tend to be more perverted than others.
Accept it, just as we accept the fact that you prefer a productive approach to things, and move on like all good responsible adults should.