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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:34:53 No.15903332 View View Reply Original Report

Look,
if you had
nine badges
and one opportunity
To become the champion of Kalos
in one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:35:58 No.15903364 Report

Quoted By: >>15903402

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Malva’s using full restores already, He dropped his spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop ‘mons,
But his team just keeps on fainting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:36:54 No.15903398 Report

Quoted By: >>15903502

>>15903332
>nine badges
What?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:36:59 No.15903402 Report

Quoted By: >>15903455

>>15903364
What move now!?
Pyroar’s nobel roar goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, Malva's even joking now
He’s whited out, time's up, over, pow!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:38:26 No.15903455 Report

Quoted By: >>15903560

>>15903402
Snap back to reality
Why’d he teach Xerneas Gravity!?
Oh, there goes Calem, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to the escape rope
It don't matter, he's dope
After all that tipping, he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to Vaniville, that's when it's
Back to his home again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture and ev train some more Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:39:57 No.15903502 Report

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>>15903398
Yeah, if you beat the elite 4 100 times using just caterpie, professor Oak comes and gives you an extra badge I know my dad works for nintendo and I am Nintendo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:40:12 No.15903508 Report

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:41:53 No.15903560 Report

Quoted By: >>15903619

>>15903455
You better lose yourself in the battle, the moment
Just Smogon it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes multiple times during gameplay, yo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:43:46 No.15903619 Report

Quoted By: >>15903713

>>15903560
Diantha is mine for the taking
Make me king! As we move toward Lysandre’s new world order
Vaniville town is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, Serena grows hotter
He blows. It's all over. These hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
Lonely nature, Arceus only knows
He's grown farther from home, where was he born?
He goes home and barely knows his mom’s rhyhorn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:46:20 No.15903713 Report

Quoted By: >>15903805

>>15903619
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
As he searches for shinies, afloat on his water otter
They moved on to Tienro who flows
He nose dove and won nada
So the Poke opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on
Peeka Pe Ka Pe Peeka

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:46:40 No.15903725 Report

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I don't like any of this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:47:12 No.15903748 Report

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Someone rap this and put it on youtube.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:49:17 No.15903805 Report

Quoted By: >>15903833

>>15903713
No more games, Calem’s got his team engaged
He doused motherfucking Malva’s team in a rage
He was playing in the beginning, Moody’s made all stats change
He been Crunched on, Biten and Tackled off stage
But he kept training and now’s he’s stronger than even Alexa’s sister
Best believe he flayed Siebold’s Clawitzer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:50:29 No.15903833 Report

Quoted By: >>15903878

>>15903805
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That online battles blow pokecock
It’s always shadow sneak and king’s shield
Cause man, these goddamn smogeners all wear diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Lucario Man or masked fighter, this is my life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:52:02 No.15903878 Report

Quoted By: >>15903911

>>15903833
And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my berries, plus
Teeter Totter caught up between being a trainer and a prima donna
Baby poke drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Breeding has gotten me to the point, I'm like a Marcargo
I've got to formulate a plot or I’ll end up like Kosthedin, hope not

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:53:13 No.15903911 Report

Quoted By: >>15903936

>>15903878

Success is my only mother fucking option, failure's not
Mon’s, I love you, but this trainers got to go
I cannot get owned, even if Diantha’s hot
So here I go
it's my shot.
Tangled Feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 22:54:31 No.15903936 Report

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>>15903911
You can do anything you set your 'Mons to, man

Catch them all vp. Never change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 23:01:05 No.15904106 Report

Quoted By: >>15905230

I AM LITERALLY BAWLING TEARS OF JOY.

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN.

THANK YOU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 23:36:40 No.15905156 Report

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Pretty amazing OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 23:38:54 No.15905230 Report

Quoted By: >>15905379

>>15904106
You must be new
smash mouth was better
>implying this isn't 1 guy samefagging

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 23:43:48 No.15905379 Report

Quoted By: >>15905790

>>15905230
>smash mouth
Do you have a Link to the archive for that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2013 23:56:54 No.15905790 Report

Quoted By: >>15905881

>>15905379

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2013 00:00:05 No.15905881 Report

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>>15905790
I just found it and every one of the replies are fucking gold it should be hard to just choose a few.
I wish /vp/ was like that all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2013 00:35:57 No.15906923 Report

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Record yourself rapping this please.

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