Hey Faggots,
My name is Ash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, super nerds who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the region. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any badges? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures in the pokedex.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best wish. I’m pretty much perfect. I was champion of the orange league, and nominated as a frontier brain. What metagames do you play, other than “jack off to drawn eeveelutions”? I also get straight 31 IV’s, and have a banging hot travel partner (She just made me poffins; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just white out. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my travel companion
