>>15948294I read something similar to this on a thread the other day, so I'll share it with you:
"Tierno is obviously a retard. First of all, just look at him. He has a hideous haircut that looks like he did it himself in the mirror, he's the fattest fuck ever seen in the franchise, and he dresses like a toddler. Even his hands seem underdeveloped, simply existing to grasp.
Secondly, how he behaves throughout the game. The whole time he has a dopey fucking grin on his face like he isn't even aware of where he is, he dances and spins around like a total retard in public AND in the wild, and won't ever shut up about the same topic. "Boy oh boy, I sure do love dancing!"
Even after saying that a thousand fucking times, he still doesn't have a dance orientated team in the slightest. And when he sees a Pokemon, wild or trained,even so much as makes a move, he spazzed the fuck out and breaks into dance. How the hell has he not been mauled yet?
Obviously he's a downie, and knowing that he would never succeed with anything in life Professor Sycamore gave him a loyal, patient Pokemon and grouped him up with you and your sorry rabble of friends, so he could finally do something with his life instead of sitting around in home shitting in his diaper. I bet he and Trevor were forced to suck dicks all the way from primary to high school."
Interesting, right?
