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Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:05:00 No.15967107 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>15967222 >>15967666

A mysterious individual offers you the chance to have sex with a pokemon. He refuses to tell you which one.

Wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:05:51 No.15967129 Report

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I've never done it with a lawnmower before

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:07:07 No.15967167 Report

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Even the tiniest risk of sex with Mr. Mime is a risk too great.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:09:09 No.15967222 Report

Quoted By: >>15967414

>>15967107

>yfw you have to fuck Jynx

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Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:16:55 No.15967414 Report

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>>15967222
>implying Jynx is anywhere near the worst pokemon to have sex with

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:20:39 No.15967505 Report

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Bring it on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:23:02 No.15967578 Report

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Kirlia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:25:16 No.15967646 Report

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Sure, it's not like I can't just refuse if I don't like it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:25:42 No.15967666 Report

Quoted By: >>15967711

>>15967107
I don't really want to fuck an animal. Id fuck her though.

http://megaswf.com/s/2621624

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:26:25 No.15967686 Report

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let's see, there are 700+ pokemon, and almost all of those would end horribly...

good enough odds for me!

>tfw it's Flabébé

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:26:48 No.15967695 Report

Quoted By: >>15967754

Trick question: Pokemon are unable to have sex since they have no genitals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:27:05 No.15967703 Report

Quoted By: >>15967754 >>15967788

If there's a hole there's a way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:27:12 No.15967708 Report

Quoted By: >>15967749

Have sex with the mysterious individual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:27:15 No.15967711 Report

Quoted By: >>15967723

>>15967666
>Pokemon = animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:27:47 No.15967723 Report

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>>15967711
Pokemon are Kanto's equivalent of animals. There's no way to circletalk this.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:28:41 No.15967749 Report

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>>15967708

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:28:53 No.15967754 Report

Quoted By: >>15967788

>>15967695
See>>15967703

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:30:20 No.15967788 Report

Quoted By: >>15967843

>>15967703
>>15967754
Except if they have no sex drive (since no genitals =/= no sex drive) they will see your attempt at sex as a threat and zap, burn, freeze, cut, punch, bite, send into a spacial void, crush your dick off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:32:03 No.15967843 Report

Quoted By: >>15967868

>>15967788
Well you'd explain it to them first.

"This is what humans do with each other. We need to do it daily or we die. There's no humans in the immediate area so can you help me out?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:32:59 No.15967868 Report

Quoted By: >>15968065

>>15967843
And then they'd destroy your dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2013 03:39:49 No.15968065 Report

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>>15967868
>implying that isn't my goal

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