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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2013 23:56:41 No.16025430 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16025516 >>16025614 >>16025644 >>16028114 >>16045785 >>16045895

Think of your favorite pokegirl/waifu.

Got it?

You have just taken her virginity and she felt rushed
and unready. The condom broke and she could get pregnant.

She is crying like pic.

What do you say to her?

Don't drop the spaghetti

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2013 23:59:06 No.16025516 Report

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>>16025430
Phbbtbbthbbthlbbt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:00:29 No.16025559 Report

Quoted By: >>16027037 >>16045486

>Don't be such a kid Iris.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:00:56 No.16025582 Report

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How did you know we were doing anal next?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:01:47 No.16025614 Report

Quoted By: >>16025641 >>16025648

>>16025430
Tell her that humans can't get Sceptiles pregnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:02:33 No.16025641 Report

Quoted By: >>16025679

>>16025614
Are you that black guy from deviantart who's obsesset with Arbok's feet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:02:37 No.16025644 Report

Quoted By:

>>16025430
Wriiiriiirii
Rigririri

And pat her head

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:02:44 No.16025648 Report

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>>16025614
This, but with Roggenrola.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:03:09 No.16025668 Report

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Don't worry, Erika. Our child will be an 8/10 at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:03:23 No.16025679 Report

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>>16025641
Oh good I see you like my work

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:04:04 No.16025713 Report

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Elesa's a virgin? Yeah fucking right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:04:19 No.16025725 Report

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I-it's okay Squirtle, I am a girl when I am wearing a skirt~

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:38:38 No.16027037 Report

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>>16025559
There's a fic in there somewhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:45:11 No.16027296 Report

Quoted By: >>16027340 >>16027492

>she could get pregnant.

But... how can girls make baby together?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:46:17 No.16027340 Report

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>>16027296

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:48:55 No.16027442 Report

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Okay Maylene, start doing those kegels!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:50:34 No.16027492 Report

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>>16027296
heh. cute.

On-topic:
>"Skyla, I think between your and our other girlfriend Elesa's salaries as Gym Leaders, another mouth to feed won't be too much of a burden. Think of it as an opportunity, not a tragedy."

I still don't know how she's still a virgin though. I guess you could say she has a different virginity for women and for men, if you want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 00:51:39 No.16027526 Report

Quoted By: >>16029961

ok well im going outside to smoke brb boo

>never return, change phonenumer, block facebook

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:01:35 No.16027833 Report

Quoted By: >>16027892

Continue to date her and see if she really is pregnant. If she isn't we celebrate, if she is I stay and raise it like a responsible person. (Unless she wants to abort it, I am pro choice)

What's so hard about that?

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:03:46 No.16027892 Report

Quoted By: >>16028344

>>16027833
>ruining your life with a kid

shit, I am way too young for that garbage

maybe if I was 5 years older or so.

Hilary [1564.2040.5637] Doduo, Swanna, Rufflet

Hilary [1564.2040.5637] Doduo, Swanna, Rufflet Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:04:26 No.16027917 Report

Quoted By: >>16028219

"it's cool babe, we'll just put it in a box and release it."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:07:15 No.16028040 Report

Quoted By: >>16028073

>Lyra
>virgin

Hahahahahaha

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:08:13 No.16028073 Report

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>>16028040
more believable than say cynthia

Blake 1177-7949-6885 ( Inkay, Cacturne & Pawniard )

Blake 1177-7949-6885 ( Inkay, Cacturne & Pawniard ) Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:09:32 No.16028114 Report

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>>16025430
"ill get plan b tomoro now turn around im trying ass next"

Blake 1177-7949-6885 ( Inkay, Cacturne & Pawniard )

Blake 1177-7949-6885 ( Inkay, Cacturne & Pawniard ) Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:13:26 No.16028219 Report

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>>16027917
>cannot release egg
>cannot release egg
>cannot release egg

GOD DAMNIT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:17:53 No.16028344 Report

Quoted By: >>16028528

>>16027892
Then don't have sex with fictional girls! Jesus, you are whats wrong with fictional kids today you know that? You lack a sense of responsibility for your fictional actions! You got her pregnant, now do whats right boy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:18:56 No.16028379 Report

Quoted By: >>16028410 >>16028452 >>16028875

i don't wanna say what i want to say because you guys are gonna call me a faggot ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:20:00 No.16028410 Report

Quoted By:

>>16028379
>this faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:21:12 No.16028452 Report

Quoted By:

>>16028379
>being such a big faggot you are afraid being called faggot on an anonymous imageboard

faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:23:33 No.16028528 Report

Quoted By: >>16028697

>>16028344
Pay a skinhead to kick her in the stomach?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:28:17 No.16028679 Report

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>Viola

FOR THE HIVE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:28:39 No.16028697 Report

Quoted By:

>>16028528
Thats right! Glad someone was paying attention in Health class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:28:53 No.16028701 Report

Quoted By: >>16028755 >>16028767 >>16028796

it's fine, the kid will have perfect IV's. I was holding a destiny knot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:30:34 No.16028755 Report

Quoted By:

>>16028701

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:30:36 No.16028759 Report

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I need to stop immediately thinking of Vulpix for all of these. It doesn't even make sense in context. Is it too late to change it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:30:50 No.16028767 Report

Quoted By: >>16028812

>>16028701
Once your child is born pair it up with another immediately to improve the IVs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:31:46 No.16028796 Report

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>>16028701

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:32:01 No.16028808 Report

Quoted By: >>16028932

No worries babe, ill go get the morning after pill right now.

>Implying I haven't dealt with this before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:32:13 No.16028812 Report

Quoted By:

>>16028767
>not doing wincest to get even better IVs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:33:51 No.16028875 Report

Quoted By:

>>16028379
Honestly, I want to call you a faggot even more now than if you said some mushy bullshit.
You faggot.

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:35:24 No.16028932 Report

Quoted By: >>16028991

>>16028808
Congrats. One time the condom broke and my ex gf was freaking out. She was on the pill though, and so I left and didn't really care or worry while she was making much ado about nothing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:35:24 No.16028934 Report

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>mfw Sabrina gives birth to the Antichrist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:37:01 No.16028991 Report

Quoted By: >>16029079 >>16029269

>>16028932
>trusting a woman when she says she's on the pill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:37:47 No.16029030 Report

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2real4me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:38:54 No.16029077 Report

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>Roxanne

Probably just leave

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:38:58 No.16029079 Report

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>>16028991
it's definitely a hard pill to swallow!

Sam 3351 4664 2784 [Dragon safari]

Sam 3351 4664 2784 [Dragon safari] Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:39:04 No.16029083 Report

Quoted By: >>16029157

>look on the bright side,Valerie.
>our child will have perfect nature and IVs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:40:23 No.16029128 Report

Quoted By: >>16029167 >>16029184

What egg group(s) do humans fall into?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:41:01 No.16029157 Report

Quoted By: >>16029311 >>16029317 >>16029350

>>16029083
what'd you do, stick an everstone up her ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:41:14 No.16029167 Report

Quoted By: >>16029299

>>16029128
humanlike

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:41:21 No.16029174 Report

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Yeah I'm becoming a pasta factory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:41:39 No.16029184 Report

Quoted By: >>16029299

>>16029128
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Human-Like_%28egg_group%29
Duh.

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:43:47 No.16029269 Report

Quoted By: >>16033168

>>16028991
Well, she was. She took it every day. And she didn't get pregnant, so everything turned out okay. Just why I didn't worry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:44:30 No.16029299 Report

Quoted By:

>>16029167
>>16029184
>not on the list
Well, that solves half the dilemma.

Lightning Flash

Lightning Flash Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:44:51 No.16029311 Report

Quoted By:

>>16029157

As a matter off fact, he did.

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:44:55 No.16029317 Report

Quoted By:

>>16029157
Valerie would be a freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:45:29 No.16029350 Report

Quoted By:

>>16029157
>anal toy made of everstone
I'm sure somewhere in the sea of untranslated porn, it's there somewhere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:54:06 No.16029663 Report

Quoted By:

>Gardenia
>implying she wouldn't be crying I didn't fill her up more

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 01:58:01 No.16029791 Report

Quoted By:

>Zoroark
Nothing to say. She will start thinking rationally again in a couple hours anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 02:03:06 No.16029961 Report

Quoted By: >>16030314

>>16027526
You will never be husbando material to anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 02:12:37 No.16030314 Report

Quoted By:

>>16029961
Guess Ill just have to die alone then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 03:42:53 No.16033168 Report

Quoted By: >>16034808

>>16029269
>Trusting a girl not to cheat while on the pill.
Shit. You're brave.

Mike 4639-9556-9887 Psychic (wobuffet, duosion, munna)

Mike 4639-9556-9887 Psychic (wobuffet, duosion, munna) Mon 18 Nov 2013 04:03:14 No.16033768 Report

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Well, on top of sleeping with me. you might want to get checked.

I have Pokerus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 04:34:33 No.16034808 Report

Quoted By:

>>16033168
All girls cheat
So do all men

stay in your mothers basement in fairy tale land, you're not ready to come out yet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 05:02:27 No.16035680 Report

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I would love HNNNNG!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 06:35:40 No.16038494 Report

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Hand her a pill and say "Take this in the morning, you'll be fine."

Jesus fucking Christ you neckbeards, it's not that hard to not fuck up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 07:18:15 No.16039405 Report

Quoted By:

>Jasmine
Let's move to Unova, I don't trust Johto's attitude towards "Hafu"-babies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 13:37:56 No.16044571 Report

Quoted By:

I will take responsibility.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 14:58:33 No.16045486 Report

Quoted By:

>>16025559
>fucking a mawile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 15:19:52 No.16045785 Report

Quoted By:

>>16025430
Morning pill, done.
If she want, we keep the baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 15:24:53 No.16045880 Report

Quoted By: >>16045925 >>16046076 >>16046096

>Shauna

I bet she'd believe me if I told her her ass was her sex cavity.
I bet she'd enjoy it, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 15:26:03 No.16045895 Report

Quoted By:

>>16025430
Bitch don't kill my vibe SWERVE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 15:27:41 No.16045925 Report

Quoted By: >>16045943

>>16045880
>sex cavity

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 15:28:50 No.16045943 Report

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>>16045925

I spent too much time in the lewd threads, I'm running out of synonyms.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 15:32:27 No.16045993 Report

Quoted By: >>16046124

I don't she would make a very suitable mother

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 15:33:03 No.16045999 Report

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>Implying she would give a single fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 15:36:45 No.16046076 Report

Quoted By:

>>16045880

>trick Shauna into believing anal is how you make babies
>she spents several years believing this
>wonders why she won't get pregnant despite your valiant efforts
>decides to go see a doctor about it
>redirected to gynaecologist
>freaks out when he aims for the vagina
>hilarity ensues

Pete [0104-0499-3702]

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Pete [0104-0499-3702] Mon 18 Nov 2013 15:37:02 No.16046085 Report

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Should have used my Master Condom.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 15:37:27 No.16046096 Report

Quoted By:

>>16045880
>sex cavity

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 15:38:40 No.16046124 Report

Quoted By:

>>16045993
>Implying she wouldn't start making adorable clothes for the baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 15:41:43 No.16046177 Report

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>You have just taken her virginity and she felt rushed
and unready. The condom broke and she could get pregnant.

eeehhhh how old is roxie again?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 15:45:16 No.16046261 Report

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I run away faster than a nigger as she dozes off

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