Showderp is a wonderful time where a bunch of people pretend someone is Marriland and try to convince other people that person is Marriland and/or close all their tabs.
1) After a showderp suspension or after a new champ call (must be in an actual post in the current thread, not just in the battle chat) or disappearance of champ for 15 minutes, first one to call champ (anything from an empty post to just quoting the post calling new champ to just "me" or "lel"; must contain a name field or name in post) is champ. Tripcode recommended but not required. If not using a trip, champ should use the name they use on showderp for identification.
2) Suggestions may not be skipped; if they are mutually incompatible, the first one takes precedence:
2a) Two calls for "gengar" in the first six suggestions: One Gengar is used, the second call is skipped in favor of the seventh suggestion.
2b) Two calls, one is "blood waifu", the other is "liligant": Merge suggestions to the blood waifu set and skip the more general request.
2c) Two calls specifically for mega-evolutions: Champ gives stones to both and decides in the match which evo to use for the match.
3) Champ is free to call new team or new champ after having played at least two matches.
3a) Champ may also call new champ at any point if he has to leave for some reason, such as doorbell ringing. He should announce in the battle chat if he really can't do anything against it mid-battle.
4) Intentionally forfeiting, disconnecting and/or timestalling is not allowed. You fight until your pokemon or your opponent's pokemon are KO'd. If you know your Internet connection is currently very unstable (cannot finish a 30-turn match without disconnecting), do not champ.
CURRENT CHAMP: Raltios !lCnp2X2YmM
>>16025931
Le Feggid Master !QkTrQ4u0YU
Anonymous
I'm seriously getting bored of OU, it'd be nice to see something different like LC or Double Battles for a change. Even Ubers would be nice.
Anonymous
>>16026417 we did ubers this morning
it was literally the most boring shit
Anonymous
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>>16026417 Champ can request LC Team
Bering !VwDID3mqKw
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>>16026417 I would like to watch some LC battles. Doubles are too short 4 me
West !!La3azKV4oxi
Le Feggid Master !QkTrQ4u0YU
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>>16026438 >>16026417 Ubers gets repetitive really fast, since the selection of Pokémon are limited.
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Anonymous
Steelix @ Chesto Ability: Sturdy EVs: 252 HP / 252 SDef Careful Nature - Roar - Heavy Slam - Rest - Earthquake
Le Feggid Master !QkTrQ4u0YU
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>>16026636 RIP in peace Funbro =(
Anonymous
Protean Kecleon with metronome + 3 other moves of choice
Anonymous
Anonymous
If evens: Specs Cobalion w/ hyper beam named Apollo Justice If odds: Shield dust Vivillon w/ powder and sub
Anonymous
>>16026956 Choice Vigoroth
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16026956 overlord regice
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Ariados named memes with Psychic and Poisonjab anything else doesn't matter
Le Feggid Master !QkTrQ4u0YU
Anonymous
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>>16026973 just so you know, protean will just make it normal no matter what metronome turns into
Anonymous
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>>16026973 goddamn this is the 7th protean kecleon today
do you ever fucking sleep
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
>>16026994 Is this a specific set?
Anonymous
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>>16027113 It isn't even part of the team, and yes check the pastebin
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Anonymous
>>16027181 >champ skipping mons NEW CHAMP
Anonymous
>>16027181 Chimp skipped suggestion.
New chimp
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16026977 change cobalion to vivillion too, champ.
Anonymous
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>>16027211 >>16027288 >Being this mad that champ skipped your suggestion. Even if he can't do that because "muh rulez", kekekek.
Anonymous
>>16027324 He broke the rules, like the faggot before him
He gets no special treatment.
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Anonymous
>>16027345 Shut up, electrodefag.
Anonymous
>>16026977 >77 >even number come on, chimp
Anonymous
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>>16027399 >the cobalion isn't even named correctly Anonymous
>>16027387 >implying the electrode is even mine It's not. We need to be consistent though. Why have rules, if we don't even pay attention to them?
Anonymous
>>16027437 if he didn't change it back the next game there would be something to talk about, but it was obviously just a mistake. soothe your butt
Anonymous
>>16027493 c-can you soothe my butt anon?
Anonymous
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>>16027493 >HE MISSED TWO SUGGESTIONS AND DIDN'T CHANGE THEM ALL YET >IT'S OK Anonymous
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>>16027506 sure thing babe, i'll just wear the endurance condom inside-out
Anonymous
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Anonymous
>>16027594 >http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankoubeta-63119347 >mfw you tore the last champ a new asshole for breaking rules >mfw you break rules and it's ok Le Feggid Master !QkTrQ4u0YU
Anonymous
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>>16027646 It's fine he said sorry. All is forgiven.
Anonymous
How is the fake user report worded? For future reference.
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Hi everybody! I saw the link to here on Reddit and just thought that this was such a great idea! How does this work? Do I just create a team and post replays or something?
Le Feggid Master !QkTrQ4u0YU
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>>16027695 /me has reported user XXX for the following reason(s): XXX. To appeal this report, press CTRL+W.
Anonymous
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>>16027695 >/me has reported X for the following reason(s): Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16027725 gr8 b8 m8
8.8/8 for making me respond
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16027695 /me has reported user username for the following reason(s): Hacking. To review this report press CTRL+W. It is recommended you view these reports immediately.
Le Feggid Master !QkTrQ4u0YU
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>>16027725 Yes, nice of you to figure it out :D
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16027761 Why bother responding at all?
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>>16027792 Whoops, forgot my image. Do I have to post an image with my posts at all or was that just a glitch or something?
Anonymous
>>16027792 i-is this bait?
captcha:omnip ortylel
Anonymous
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>>16027887 Yes, you can see Eli samefagging in the comments
Anonymous
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
If evens: Mega Scizor w/ only flying moves(including defog) If odds: Gavantula w/ sticky web, electro web spiders web and struggle bug
Anonymous
>>16027947 ariados named memes
Anonymous
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Miltank (F) @ Focus Sash Ability: Scrappy EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk Jolly Nature - Focus Punch - Heal bell -??? -???
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16027905 >posing the sektrk chat room Oh now you've done it
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Anonymous
Anonymous
I bet that last cock was Ulcer. Tooth is COTY all years
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Anonymous
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that golbat set was pitiful
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Tooth !i8pAo9p.B2
Anonymous
babycakes (Ditto) @ Choice Scarf Ability: Imposter Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spd Naive Nature - Transform
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16029313 Volbeat with Focus Sash, Psych Up and Baton Pass
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16029313 Quagsire with stockpile
Anonymous
Anonymous
Aggron (F) @ Focus Sash Ability: Heavy Metal Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP Adamant Nature - Heavy Slam - Rock Polish - Earthquake - Fire Punch
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>lose to someone on Showdown >Bad game. get gud scrub. >Feel bad man >He sends me another message >you suck at this game go kill yourself >log off and log back in >he's still there and sends a bunch of more hateful messages to me >don't want to lose my ladder ranking and start new account >go on smogon and complain to the admins about the cyber bullying on showdown >all of them laugh at me this is why I hate all you fuckers. he also got his friends to send me hatemail because now they all do it too
Anonymous
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>>16029346 Name this L-Gaim, please. HEAVY METAL L-GAIM
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Thundurus @ focus sash Ability: Prankster Adamant nature Bulk Up Thunderpunch Superpower Agility
Anonymous
>>16029450 HA HA LIKE CLOSE UR EYES NIGGA
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Anonymous
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>>16029450 Have you tried IGNORING it, ya scrub?
Anonymous
>>16029516 go to bed tyler
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16029450 Even if it hurts your emotions, just fucking ignore it and don't listen to anything they say. It's not like they can do anything to actually harm you; it's just words nigga.
If it'll make you feel better, think of it like this: Some dude and his shitty friends are actually taking a large amount of time out of their day just to talk shit to a random person he beat by being ridiculously good at a children's video game who may not even be listening to anything he's saying. Isn't that pathetic? Much more pathetic than your whining so at least feel good that you're not as miserable as that piece of shit.
Anonymous
>tfw 4 people in game in a row have disconnect from battle spot because of shrekle Guys, it works even better in here. Throw in snips and sub/calm mind/cotton guard/drain kiss slurpuff and people just quit all the time.
Anonymous
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>>16029520 good going, champ
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Anonymous
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>>16029450 is there no way to block him for sending messages or just not read what he sends? fucking fag
Anonymous
>>16029924 >guys lets all use the same 3 pokes EVERYTIME >wont' get old even and we can just win win WIN! Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16029985 >implying me saying this influence people to a degree the in game meta will become 3 pokemon >implying all i want to do is win and not that I want to enjoy myself see, I can do that too.
Anonymous
>>16030175 the point is ignore the fuckers
if everyone on the internet killed themselves because some anon told them to, the impact would be huge.
Anonymous
>>16030291 What kind of shit advice is that?
>Guys, these jerks are really bothering me, what should I do? >Pfft, just don't let those jerks bother you. Anonymous
>>16030441 The more attention you give them the more they will make you miserable. They aren't going to heckle you for months. They will get bored eventually and move on.
Just bite the bullet for now, it'll be over soon enough..
Anonymous
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>>16030441 >Mods won't help >Guy won't stop >Can't kick his ass irl >Arguing back will just be an automatic loss Doesn't have any better options here.
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Tooth !i8pAo9p.B2
Hitmonchan named Star Platinum with 4 Punching moves
Anonymous
Arbok with at least 2 fang moves that is shiny Named SparkleSnake
Anonymous
>>16030611 Level 5 Cottonee subseed with Focus Sash.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Klinklang @ Red Card Ability: Clear Body Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 Def / 248 HP / 8 SAtk Bold Nature - Substitute - Protect - Recycle - Zap Cannon
Anonymous
>>16030611 Jizzle (Meowstic) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Swagger
- Thunder Wave
- Psych Up
- Frustration
Anonymous
>>16030441 Thing is, unlike dickholes irl, you can literally just ignore people online.
Like most sites have an option to literally ignore a user, and if they don't, it's letters and words you are going out of your way to read in the first place.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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use mega medicham with metronome
Anonymous
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Swift Swim Magikarp woth focus sash and flail
Anonymous
>>16029985 ulcer pls stfu & go
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Clefairy @ Toxic Orb 252 hp/252 atk Belly Drum Softboiled Cosmic Power Facade
Anonymous
>>16030647 >it's Fuck I'm off today.
Anonymous
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>>16030640 >>16030639 >>16030634 >>16030625 >>16030623 >>16030620 There you go Chimp, you even got BOOMBOOM for metronome fun
team.
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>16030594 But that advice, while probably correct, is terrible. He's asking HOW to ignore those people, not whether he should. It's like if someone asked me how to get better at algebra, and I responded with "You should get better at algebra."
Anonymous
>>16030677 >I disagree with something >MUST BE ULCER! GOSH HE'S SO GAY! Anonymous
Take the first 6 suggestions that can learn metronome and entirely replace their movesets with it, champ. Easiest way to do it.
Anonymous
>>16030723 ulcer please go
Anonymous
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>>16030701 that was the right it's you're really off today Anonymous
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>>16030611 Oh, champ, I forgot.
Set
>>16030640 's happiness to 0. I'm not THAT evil.
Anonymous
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>>16030727 chimp can't pick and choose.
fuck off.
Anonymous
>>16030719 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HOW TO IGNORE SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET IS TO GET OFF THE INTERNET.
NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
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>>16030723 Ulcer please go.
Anonymous
>>16030727 when chimp says "metronome team" that's just a suggestion. he still has to take the first 6 pokes, with few exceptions.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16030744 He's right though.
Watching the same pokes every match is boring.
Anonymous
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>>16030441 Try to be extremely sexual with them. Feign lust for their angry boo-boo cocks and you should gross them out enough to leave you alone.
Tooth !i8pAo9p.B2
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>>16030822 Besides, Togekiss learns Metronome, so it works out.
Anonymous
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Everyone is ulcer. The shitposter is in all of us.
Anonymous
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>>16030827 I posted the comment it was said to and I wasn't fucking talking about showdown.
I said in game.
So it's irrelevant.
So it's shit.
So it's ulcer. ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>16030787 ...so you're telling him to give up?
Also I'm surprised the Showdown Mods blew the person off, I mean like a third of the chat gets warned/muted/banned pretty much whenever someone bothers to call a mod to the battleroom. Did he ask more than one mod?
Anonymous
>>16030918 The mods are fucking useless to begin with. They only act when they get enjoyment out of it, like bad cops or mall cops or bad mall cops.
Anonymous
Ulcer is like Santa. He doesn't really exist, but he exists inside of our souls, comes in through our Chimney on a fateful night, and shits all over our Christmas tree.
Anonymous
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Anonymous
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>>16030962 Fuck off Ulcer, stop trying to make yourself whimsical.
you're a faggot.
Anonymous
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>>16030962 Sounds like a real niggerfaggot.
Anonymous
>>16030918 GIVE UP WHAT? What does he honestly lose by walking away from the screen, going to bed, waking up the next day and playing without shitposting and spam?
NOTHING
Anonymous
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dude, fuck ulcer
Anonymous
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>>16031013 He misses out on
shitposting and spam[/spoiler[ Anonymous
Waifu wars: Lopunny, Froslass, Lilli, Mawile?
Anonymous
>>16031289 I love them all!
except Froslass who is shit Anonymous
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>>16031322 Go fuck yourself.
Anonymous
>>16031289 >No Lilligant Your waifus a shit
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16031289 Mawile > Lilligant > Froslass > Lopunny
Lopunny isn't a waifu, it's a slut. All the others are great. Anonymous
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CHAMP, WHY. YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING WAS WRONG.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16031417 >Waifu wars: Lopunny, Froslass, Lilli, Mawile? >Lopunny, Froslass, Lilli, Mawile? >Lopunny, Froslass, Lilli >Lopunny, Lilli >Lilli > Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Anonymous
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>>16031289 >mentioning Lilligant in the same sentence as that whore Lopunny Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16031289 tangela, final answer
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16031439 Swap Froslass and Lopunny around and that would be a 10/10 list.
West !!La3azKV4oxi
Le Feggid Master !QkTrQ4u0YU
We new chimp or what? I say waifumon team.
Anonymous
someone make a waifumon team
Anonymous
>>16031584 waifumon team
scarf lili
own tempo
petal dance everything
Anonymous
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
stroking out new fucking _________________________________________________________champ_______________________________________________________
Anonymous
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>>16031584 New champ wasn't declared fuck off
Anonymous
Why are people so shitty all the time? Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 02:51:37 No. 16031658 Report Lee Oswald (Kingdra) (M) @ Scope Lens Ability: Sniper EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 HP / 252 Spd Timid Nature - Focus Energy - Dragon Pulse - Surf - Flash Cannon In XY, focus energy + scope lens = 100% chance of critical hits
Anonymous
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Physical Mega Gardevoir
Jimbo !Ipcgl7D0js
Anonymous
Exploud (F) @ Choice Specs Ability: Soundproof Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 HP - Boomburst no other moves
Anonymous
>>16031417 zapdos
-zap cannon
-defog
-coverage move
-roost
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16031643 I won't but pls use banded psychic
Anonymous
>>16031665 Kekking (Slaking) @ Power Herb
Ability: Truant
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Modest Nature
- SolarBeam
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Tempest Overture !!RWLWjA40Lfe
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>>16031665 jimbo johnson blastoise
Anonymous
Leon !cTDsXNVJdI
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16031665 RUSERADE (Roserade) (F) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Technician
Nature: Calm
EVs: 252 HP / 120 Def / 126 SDef
- Toxic
- Venom Drench
- Venoshock
- Hidden Power Fire
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16031671 >>16031672 >>16031677 >>16031678 >>16031679 >>16031680 teammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anonymous
>>16031658 i know this didnt get in, but just so you know, Zarel hasnt programmed the new crit rate into showdown yet, so hold off on these sets for now
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16031679 ZAngoose must be named BloodGroose.
Anonymous
*Raises paw sheepisly from the corner.* Umm...I could champ maybe?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16031762 >paw please go somewhere and never come back
Anonymous
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>>16031762 No. Not this late, not without a trip. Get your shit together, furryfaggot.
Anonymous
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>>16031762 No.
Never.
You don't ask to become champ. Champ chooses you to become it.
Anonymous
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>>16031727 >spinda dis nigga
Malamar @ Leftovers Superpower Psycho Cut Night Slash Substitute Anonymous
>>16031762 *unzips dick*
Champ this!
Anonymous
>>16031811 Fine, I will.
*champs your dick with my paw*
Anonymous
>>16031811 That must hurt like a motherfucker.
Le Feggid Master !QkTrQ4u0YU
>>16031811 >unzips dick What are you, a Banette with a cock?
Anonymous
>>16031762 *teleports behind you and backstabs you with katana*
nothin personnel, kid
Anonymous
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>>16031838 every fucking time
Tempest Overture !!RWLWjA40Lfe
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16031854 That was my shadow clone!
*Throws atomic bomb and blows up planet while i'm on moon*
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16031811 *Paws cover his eyes nervously from the back.*
No I'm too scared I just wanted to champ and play pokemon.
Please I'll make the most epic team showgun has ever seen!
Anonymous
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>>16031854 NUH UH you can't do that cuz it's against the rules!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16031844 That was really, really lame.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16031844 I think you need to
zip it .
Carlos is on vacation. Anonymous
wtfguys
why isn't there a champ yet?
Anonymous
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>>16031949 nah. Just love rlm Tempest Overture !!RWLWjA40Lfe
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>>16031990 There is one, he's building his team very slowly
Anonymous
>>16031987 That wasn't a suggestion.
If it was, they didn't make it seem like it was.
Anonymous
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>>16031990 Everyone's too busy acting like 12 year olds.
Anonymous
>>16031990 there is you fucking cockbreathing mongoloid shit-for-brains irrelevant retard
Jimbo !Ipcgl7D0js
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16032005 it is, but thats ok
im sure whatever replaced it will be better anyways
Leon !cTDsXNVJdI
>>16032053 Whilst champ is making, anyone want to watch me use old team to hilarious effect?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oubeta-63146922 Anonymous
>>16032156 No fuck off faggot.
No one wants to see whatever dogshit team you made.
Jimbo !Ipcgl7D0js
Leon !cTDsXNVJdI
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>>16032197 >Team I made >On showderp Good one m8.
Anonymous
Jimbo !Ipcgl7D0js
Anonymous
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>>16032337 Groose was loose
Jimbo !Ipcgl7D0js
Anonymous
>>16032643 this champ a shit
wtfguys
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>>16032601 new champ or new team plz
Jimbo !Ipcgl7D0js
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16032767 >Jimbo >a shit gtfo
Jimbo !Ipcgl7D0js
>>16032776 well we won something so new timmy
Anonymous
>>16032824 Protistute (Aromatisse) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Aroma Veil
EVs: 252 SDef / 4 Def / 252 HP
Calm Nature
- Attract
- Flash
- Draining Kiss
- Sweet Kiss
Anonymous
>>16032824 Muk (F) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Poison Touch
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SDef / 128 HP / 128 Atk
Careful Nature
- Curse
- Poison Jab
- Protect
- Shadow Sneak
Anonymous
>>16032824 lopunny named smegmama
wtfguys
Anonymous
>>16032824 Assault Vest Tangrowth named Mega-Tengela
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
Anonymous
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>>16032824 Trevenant with forest's curse
Anonymous
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>>16032824 assault vest florges
Anonymous
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>>16032824 RUSERADE (Roserade) (F) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Technician
Nature: Calm
EVs: 252 HP / 120 Def / 126 SDef
- Toxic
- Venom Drench
- Venoshock
- Hidden Power fire
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
newtfaggot
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Why do servers have to be so shit?
Anonymous
Shitposter McGee !!JRJQ3IgnJYE
>>16032845 calm @leftovers
252 hp / 252 spdef / 4 def
recover
willowisp
taunt
foul play
Anonymous
>>16032917 >will-o-wisp >foul play I'd say something, but this is Showderp.
Sounds good.
Anonymous
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>>16032970 Get at them Flareons
Anonymous
>>16032970 burn doesn't affect foul play's damage dumb fuck
Jimbo !Ipcgl7D0js
Anonymous
>>16032970 burn doesn't lower foul play damage. Burn actually reduce the damage of physical moves, which is why moves like psyshock are reduced by burn. It doesn't lower attack.
Anonymous
>>16033021 >>16033046 You learn something every day. Thanks guys.
Anonymous
Is it just me, or do we just tend to recycle the same two dozen mons for every team? Come on, spice up your suggestions. Suggest a Purugly or a Masquerain every now and again.
Anonymous
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>>16033067 no problem. Some sites describe burn as lowering attack (and the game probably does too) so it gets confusing.
Anonymous
>>16033104 >trying to take away the best suggestions fuck off
Anonymous
>>16033137 >same shit every other match >'best' Die.
Jimbo !Ipcgl7D0js
Anonymous
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>>16033235 >implying this isn't why Garchomp is on every other team It's that fucking good.
Anonymous
>>16033104 there are fags who have two tabs of this thread up, with one already ready with the pokemon they want to in and another constantly updating to check if the champ call new team or new champ.
good fucking luck trying to "compete" with such no lifes
Anonymous
>>16033294 why would you need two tabs for that
newtfaggot
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>>16033294 Or you could one tab with 4chanx
Anonymous
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>>16033381 >he has no extension Anonymous
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[HACKING INTENSIFIES]
wtfguys
Jimbo !Ipcgl7D0js
Anonymous
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what is shreckle
Jimbo !Ipcgl7D0js
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>>16033576 based Muk, I gotta go so new chimp
Wreck-it Wailord !!dz2ygrC4Cho
Anonymous
Adam Jensen (Tyranitar) (M) @ BlackGlasses Ability: Unnerve Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 HP Timid Nature - Rain Dance - Surf - Thunder - Dark Pulse
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zapdos leftovers -defog -roost -thunder -heat wave
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Surskit (F) @ Focus Sash Ability: Swift Swim Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 Spd / 4 SDef / 252 Def Timid Nature - Attract - Protect - Swagger - Toxic
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The Bugening (Pinsir) (M) @ Pinsirite Ability: Moxie EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef Adamant Nature - Quick Attack - X-Scissor - Thrash - Return
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>>16034002 Perfect Poly (Chatot) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Tangled Feet
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Serious Nature
- Boomburst
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- U-turn
- Chatter
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>>16034002 Outrage Granbull
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My Boyfriend (Gallade) @ Leftovers Ability: Justified Nature: Adamant EVs: 200 HP / 252 ATK / 56 SPE -Sword's Dance -Drain Punch -Psycho Cut -Night Slash
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If Evens: Mega Scizor w/ only flying moves(including defog) If Odds: Physical Mega Gardevoir
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Why are people so shitty all the time? Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 04:10:49 No. 16034021 Report Quoted By:
focus energy sniper kingdra with scope lens
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>>16034002 weavile using only moves to describe the sexual activities you'd perform with it
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Mr. Blue Sky (Golduck) @ leftovers Ability: Cloud Nine 252 SpA / 252 Spe / 4 HP Nature: Modest -calm mind -psychic -ice beam -hydro pump
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Bruno_X90's BF: YO MILES WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING YOU'RE A TRANS AT THE END OF YOUR POSTS
Bruno_X90: nice =)
Bruno_X90's BF: I GET YOU'RE TRANSGENDERED
>>16034002 Salamance
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>>16034002 Jizzle (Weavile) @ Normal Gem
Ability: Pickpocket
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk
Adamant Nature
- Fake Out
- Fling
- Ice Shard
- Protect
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Avalugg @ Weakness Policy Name: Wallice Ability: Sturdy Shiny: Yes Recover Avalanche Iron Defense Earthquake
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>>16034002 rotom wash nicknamed scrotum
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>>16034016 Supposed to be Timid natured, not Serious.
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>>16034010 >11th zapdos today please stop
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>>16034107 >le zapdose police here >pls stop playing zapdose Anonymous
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>>16034107 I'll stop when someone actually uses it correctly.
Klavierr !5OKYBMDk8c
Wreck-it Wailord !!dz2ygrC4Cho
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>>16034305 No. I'm not fucking champing that gay ass shit.
Pick something better / not complete gay shit and I'll champ.
Roll again faggots.
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>>16034378 you a tard, bro?
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Seriously though you guys need to calm down with Chatot, Zapdos, and Slurpuff. They don't need to be on every team.
Anonymous
>>16034474 you're right we need to go back to snips shreckle and boom boom
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>>16034604 They're a lot more entertaining.
Anonymous
Wreck-it Wailord !!dz2ygrC4Cho
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>>16034474 >tfw i suggested chatot hours ago and it sweep teams and now people are spamming it oops.
Wreck-it Wailord !!dz2ygrC4Cho
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Welcome to autism central, here's the next stop
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pokebankoubeta-63167117 captcha: atlysial Express
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>>16034922 >implying I didn't spam Chatot way before that Anonymous
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>>16035015 I propose Chatot at least once everytime I'm in the showderp thread, friend.
Wreck-it Wailord !!dz2ygrC4Cho
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How Do I Work (Magneton) @ Eviolite Ability: Magnet Pull EVs: 252 Def / 252 HP / 4 SAtk Bold Nature - Thunder Wave - Reflect - Flash Cannon - Light Screen
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THE SHRUB (Shaymin) @ Leftovers Ability: Natural Cure EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP Jolly Nature - Leech Seed - Substitute - Protect - Return
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Deoxys-Defense @ Leftovers Ability: Pressure Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 Def / 252 HP / 4 SDef Bold Nature - Skill Swap - Recover - Calm Mind - Psyshock
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>>16035317 Gallade with slashing moves only
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If Evens: Mega Scizor w/ only flying moves(including defog) If Odds: Physical Mega Gardevoir
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Cacturne (F) @ Focus Sash Ability: Water Absorb Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef Adamant Nature - Sucker Punch - Swords Dance - Seed Bomb - Drain Punch
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Garbodor@starf berry belch recycle
Le Feggid Master !QkTrQ4u0YU
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>>16035317 Clefable with Belly Drum
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>>16035317 Drifblim named Hindenburg
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>>16035317 focus sash aurorus
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>>16035365 Except aren't lilligant and blood waifu the same?
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>>16035365 >Not noticing Liligant twice Nigga u dumb
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>>16035392 Oh shit, right. I'm a dumb fucking nigger. Please torture me brutally.
billnyethepizzaguy !5V18y1Xe0o
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>>16035404 THAT NIGGA IS DUMB
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KeyLawLaw: Which Pokemon is your waifu, that Pokemon you would marry? That special Pokemon that will be with you to the very end. That Pokemon that makes your heart doki doki, that makes you feel fuzzy and warm inside? KeyLawLaw: I won't make fun of you, even if your waifu is Barnacle Boy Pokemon. I love Lilligant, Whimsicott, Mawile and Goodra. They all make me feel amazing. KeyLawLaw: Hello? Aznbboi1234: sorry Aznbboi1234: yea Aznbboi1234: ummmm Aznbboi1234: machamp Aznbboi1234: cuzz muscles KeyLawLaw: What kind of lewd things would you do to Machamp?~ Aznbboi1234: fuck it Aznbboi1234: fuck it really really hard KeyLawLaw: S.. So lewd. KeyLawLaw: I only can go as far as holding hands. Aznbboi1234: awwww KeyLawLaw: Kissing is crossing the line... J.. just too lewd.>Aznboi thinks winning means winning.
Le Feggid Master !QkTrQ4u0YU
LE SHOWDERP THREAD : MASTERFUL RUSE EDITION Le Feggid Master !QkTrQ4u0YU Mon 18 Nov 2013 04:57:08 No. 16035494 Report Showderp is a wonderful time where a bunch of people pretend someone is Marriland and try to convince other people that person is Marriland and/or close all their tabs. 1) After a showderp suspension or after a new champ call (must be in an actual post in the current thread, not just in the battle chat) or disappearance of champ for 15 minutes, first one to call champ (anything from an empty post to just quoting the post calling new champ to just "me" or "lel"; must contain a name field or name in post) is champ. Tripcode recommended. If not using a trip, champ should use the name they use on showderp for identification. 2) Suggestions may not be skipped; if they are mutually incompatible, the first one takes precedence: 2a) Two calls for "gengar" in the first six suggestions: One Gengar is used, the second call is skipped in favor of the seventh suggestion. 2b) Two calls, one is "blood waifu", the other is "liligant": Merge suggestions to the blood waifu set and skip the more general request. 2c) Two calls specifically for mega-evolutions: Champ gives stones to both and decides in the match which evo to use for the match. 3) Champ is free to call new team or new champ after having played at least two matches. 3a) Champ may also call new champ at any point if he has to leave for some reason, such as doorbell ringing. He should announce in the battle chat if he really can't do anything against it mid-battle. 4) Intentionally forfeiting, disconnecting and/or timestalling is not allowed. You fight until your pokemon or your opponent's pokemon are KO'd. If you know your Internet connection is currently very unstable (cannot finish a 30-turn match without disconnecting), do not champ. CURRENT CHAMP: Wreck-it Wailord !!dz2ygrC4Cho
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>>16035508 >>16035517 >>16035525 >2b) Two calls, one is "blood waifu", the other is "liligant": Merge suggestions to the blood waifu set and skip the more general request. ya niggers dont understand why this was posted do you?
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>>16035427 Aznbboi1234: you want to battle btw?
KeyLawLaw: I don't have any Pokemon teams, sorry, no.
Aznbboi1234: why are you even on here?.....
KeyLawLaw: To watch Marriland
KeyLawLaw: :3c
Aznbboi1234: wait marriland plays here?
KeyLawLaw: Wreck-It Wailord is Marriland
Aznbboi1234: NO WAY!!!!!
KeyLawLaw: >People request random Pokemon for him to play with
Aznbboi1234: I just battled with him!!!!!!!
Aznbboi1234: what?!?!?!?
KeyLawLaw: >Watch people take his team seriously
Aznbboi1234: Does he put these battles on youtube?
Aznbboi1234: I BEAT HIM!!!!!
KeyLawLaw: Sorry no, these are charity battles.
Aznbboi1234: charity meaning?
KeyLawLaw: People following him are people who have donated to Child's Play charity.
Aznbboi1234: awwwwww
Aznbboi1234: that's so cool
I have told him so many lies guys. ;_:
>I lied about lewd things I would do to Pokemon >I lied about Marriland. >I lied about Charity. >I lied about not having a team. Anonymous
>>16035544 I think that they thought you failed at making a new thread, or something.
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>>16035592 That's what he did. Now he's in damage control mode. If he had been making some kind of point about duplicates there would be no need for the image.
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>>16035592 >Current Champ: Wreck-It-Wailord It wasn't just a quick copy-paste. he was failed to make a thread.
Wreck-it Wailord !!dz2ygrC4Cho
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>>16035494 >being really this new holy Anonymous
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>>16035709 Yes, I fucked up big time.
>>16035722 New bread for reals
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>>16035719 Thanks Rowboat Cop!
Wreck-it Wailord !!dz2ygrC4Cho
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>opponent actually returned the shrub
Wreck-it Wailord !!dz2ygrC4Cho
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Wreck-it Wailord !!dz2ygrC4Cho
whatarezeroplanes !xapE7fU46M
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>>16036416 Post that shit in this thread, fegid
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