DEAR MOTHER GOD IN HEAVEN what was that ASSHOLE THINKING. John Gamefreak dropping A GODDAMN NUKE ON US just because we were sneaking a game out early. Thank the garbage lords I had my tunnels but poor Squiggles didn't make it, bless his mutated screaming face.

I've spent just nigh over the past 2 months digging my way out of the reckage you fuckers did to me. At least that damn Janitor musta died and GOOD RIDANCE YA OLD COOT.

The moron who got locked in there with me is still somewhere down there but who gives a shit. I tried letting him use the Bomb Shelter Dustbin but he panicked and ran away.

So whats changed, just got this old tubetvmonitorthing working again, buzzes something shit but I don't give a damn. Gotta find me a new building to Hobo though. That Best Buy is FUCKED. As well as most of the everything.