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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 09:56:40 No.16042118 View View Reply Original Report

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THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!! SOME JAP FAGGOT ON RATED JUST FUCKING SWEPT MY TEAM WITH ZOOM LENS FISSURE GASTRODON. FISSURE HIT EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT EVEN WITH ZOOM LENS FISSURE STILL ONLY HAS 36% ACCURACY AND IT HIT EVERY TIME. AND FUCKING ROCK SLIDE WILL MISS FOR ME 7 TIMES OUT OF TEN IM JUST SO INCREDIBLY PISSED OFF THAT WAS MY HUNDREDTH RATED BATTLE AND I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING FUN AND COOL AND INSTEAD I GOT THIS BULLSHIT AHSJFODKWBDNAFJDHSHSHHHHHBB

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 10:00:02 No.16042172 Report

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>>16042118
Git gud faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 10:34:19 No.16042615 Report

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>>16042118
mad cos bad

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 11:26:32 No.16043153 Report

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I'm so sorry op

That really sounds terrible

Here have a wideface raichu for your troubles

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 11:29:32 No.16043186 Report

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ho-lee-fuk

that sound's really terrible

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 11:31:56 No.16043212 Report

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>>16043153

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 11:32:46 No.16043225 Report

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Get good you scrub piece of shit

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 11:32:58 No.16043228 Report

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>not using Sturdy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 11:35:19 No.16043269 Report

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>>16042118
>westerners.

This is what you get for trying to play a minigame like smogon and then coming and trying to actually play Pokemon.

Shouldn've used Double Team you scrub.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 11:37:01 No.16043293 Report

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>>16043269
>This is what you get for trying to play a minigame like smogon and then coming and trying to actually play Pokemon.
>actually play Pokemon.
>actually play an unbalanced RNG shit fest of a game

Oh you

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 11:40:11 No.16043326 Report

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>>16042118

Thanks for the laugh OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 11:43:51 No.16043359 Report

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I had a Jap destroy my entire team with a Sheer Cold Lapras.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 11:43:51 No.16043360 Report

Quoted By: >>16043425 >>16043461 >>16047031

>>16042118
Did you save the video?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 11:51:07 No.16043425 Report

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>>16043360
THIS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 11:54:37 No.16043461 Report

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>>16043360
Op probably ragequitted and smashed his 3ds against the wall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 11:55:12 No.16043465 Report

Quoted By: >>16043668 >>16047031

>Not using Shuckle

You fucking deserve that loss you dick fondling faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:14:38 No.16043668 Report

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>>16043465
Shuckle is shit.
If you want to sit there accomplishing nothing then have fun with your shitkle.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:17:01 No.16043700 Report

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>>16043668
>mfw ppl underestimate shuckle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:21:35 No.16043747 Report

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>>16042118
>Battling in the early hours
>When Japanese players are the majority

No thanks. Unless you enjoy fighting the same type of pokemon over and over and over and over and over again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:29:02 No.16043810 Report

Quoted By: >>16047031

>Not having a Pokemon with Sturdy
>Not having a Flying type
>Not having a Pokemon with Levitate
>Not having a Pokemon holding a baloon

It's like you aren't even trying 2 git gud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:29:27 No.16043816 Report

Quoted By: >>16043831 >>16043840

>implying Westeners use anything other than Booster Rooster, Keki, Ultra Kangaroo and Spooky Sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:30:46 No.16043831 Report

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>>16043816
>Implying anyone uses anything different period

so fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:31:23 No.16043840 Report

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>>16043816
None of those are on my team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:31:35 No.16043842 Report

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>>16043668

Let's see you say that after you get walled by a sleeping turtle while his infestation crawls up your ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:34:52 No.16043878 Report

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>Jap sends out garchomp
>You send out mawile
>OK, with intimidate and mega I should be able to survive an earthquake and pull a play rough
>Garchomp uses earthquake
>its super effective
>critical hit
>mawile has fainted

I can't tell you how many times bullshit garchomps swept me

Whether its a crit or a choice scarf it just seems to happen all the time

Fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:35:25 No.16043883 Report

Quoted By: >>16043911 >>16044023

>Fissure will not affect a target whose current Speed stat is greater than the user's current Speed.
>Gastrodon
>Speed

lel what the fuck were you even using scrub?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:38:51 No.16043911 Report

Quoted By: >>16043930

>>16043883
>Speed
I thought it was dependent on the level disparity between user and opponent?
Nevermind my sympathies if this is true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:38:55 No.16043912 Report

Quoted By: >>16043947

>play against jap last night
>jap sends out accelgor
>accelgor uses final gambit
>both pokemon faint
>map sends out staraptor
>staraptor uses final gambit
>both pokemon faint

His last Mon was a togekiss, poor guy didn't expect my drapion's cross poison

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:41:42 No.16043930 Report

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>>16043911
It's both.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:44:09 No.16043947 Report

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>>16043912

That's what the faggot gets for not using the fucking wall that is Shuckle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:45:40 No.16043965 Report

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Shucklefags are the worst and this thread proves it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:49:40 No.16044023 Report

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>>16043883
That was only in Gen I you retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:54:32 No.16044088 Report

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>>16043840
Maybe thats why you lost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:55:16 No.16044097 Report

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>>16044088
I haven't lost either, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:59:25 No.16044127 Report

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>>16044097
Oh.
Whats your team?

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 12:59:59 No.16044140 Report

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>>16042118
>not using double team

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 13:00:58 No.16044156 Report

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>>16044127
I-I don't want to tell you...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 13:06:01 No.16044214 Report

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>>16042118
>SWEPT MY TEAM WITH ZOOM LENS FISSURE GASTRODON

As if ALL CAPS wasn't evident enough, thanks for confirming you're yet another shit eating, smogon cum guzzling scrub. OHKO moves are not affected by accuracy boosting items or moves.

also, git gut faget

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 13:06:07 No.16044216 Report

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>>16044156
Come on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 13:07:46 No.16044235 Report

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>>16044140
I know you're being ironic here, but in case anyone wondered - OHKO moves ignore ALL evasion and accuracy boosts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 13:09:57 No.16044265 Report

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>>16044156

man up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 13:12:42 No.16044300 Report

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>Using Fissure in your fake post
>Not using Sheer Cold which has fewer checks and no types that resist it

Goof'd

Some kid with an Articuno did hit two SC's in a row on me before he got STURDIED then STONE EDGED.

Good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 13:17:40 No.16044357 Report

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>>16044216
>>16044265
B-but what if I'm a grill...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 13:23:13 No.16044426 Report

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>>16044357

woman up then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 13:24:20 No.16044439 Report

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>>16044140
has no effect on OHKO-moves

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 13:25:30 No.16044447 Report

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>>16044357
Your gender doesn't matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 13:28:13 No.16044470 Report

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>>16044357
Woman up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 13:30:55 No.16044500 Report

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>>16044357
Piss off and kill yourself.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 16:25:41 No.16047031 Report

Quoted By: >>16047072

My rage has subsided now and I am once again at peace with the Pokemon world

>>16043360
No I was too mildly upset to do so. After that match I saved my game then ended for the night.

>>16043465
Shuckle's not that bad but I don't usually have too much trouble on it. I usually just set up then 2hko it.

>>16043810
>Building an entire team around fissure.
No

>>16043840
>>16044156
This isn't me

>>16044140
I don't use double team because I'm not a faggot piece of hit who wants to make others suffer through boring matches like I have

>>16044214
Wouldn't my lack of this knowledge indicate I DONT use smog on though? Lel.

Thy being said my team in that match was Shell Smash Barbaracle, Speed Boost Scolipede, and specially offensive Lucario. I was seriously expecting this faggot to send out Talon flame first just like EVERY JAP so that's why I pack Barbaracle. Nobody seems to expect specially offensive Lucario (I always laugh when a jap unwittingly sacrifices their wash rotom to burn my lucario only for it to have no effect), and Scolipede is just cool and a pretty good counter to Charizard-Y and Chandelure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 16:27:46 No.16047072 Report

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>>16047031
I never said I was you.

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