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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 23:52:36 No.16057615 View View Reply Original Report

Hey /vp/. Let's talk about how fucking ridiculous Pokemon is. For example, did you know (I'm sure you did) that Arbok is 11 feet tall? What the flying fuck. Arbok is twice the size of Charizard. Who thought this was ok?

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Quark 4098-3126-4402 {Draconian: Druddy, Bites, and Gonair} Mon 18 Nov 2013 23:54:06 No.16057654 Report

Quoted By: >>16057723

Most sizes and weights in Pokedex are ridiculous.
Furret is a foot taller than Nidoking for example.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 23:56:29 No.16057714 Report

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It's a fucking snake. 11 feet isn't that long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2013 23:56:44 No.16057723 Report

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>>16057654
I know. It's like, as a kid you quickly A through the Pokedex entries but now I'm checking stats of Pokemon and reading the Pokedex and holy shit. Some of them are understandable sizes, and I always knew that Wailord was like 40 something feet. But others are just mind fucks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2013 00:05:22 No.16057946 Report

Quoted By: >>16058310

Fucking Honedge is found outside the palace,that palace was built after that war.
>mfw Honedge is a sword that was possessed by the spirit of a fallen warrior of that war

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2013 00:06:27 No.16057982 Report

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>>16057615
Arbok is 11 feet LONG. So its not 11 feet from the ground to its head when it is upright.

Charizard was only ever large in the shitty anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2013 00:07:38 No.16058018 Report

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inb4 those comics with the kid making up these entries

>Arcanine is known for its high speed. It is said to be capable of running over 6,200 miles in a single day and night.
>258.33mph

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2013 00:09:56 No.16058074 Report

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11 ft long is about the same length as a reticulated/burmese python

so it's not that outrageous if you consider that it's its length and not height

Rookie

Rookie Tue 19 Nov 2013 00:14:14 No.16058200 Report

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>Rampardos is a tropical predator despite being based on the dinosaur equivalent of a fucking billy goat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2013 00:17:36 No.16058294 Report

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>>16057615
Dunsparce.
No one told me how big it really was in the anime. Fuck's sakes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2013 00:17:56 No.16058310 Report

Quoted By: >>16058379

>>16057946
That's not so bad considering a good number of pokemon are literally dead spirits come back to life.
Cubone wishes that happened to his mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2013 00:19:38 No.16058365 Report

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Hey idiots, depending on body type you'll measure the height of things differently. They measure Arbok from head to toe, same with Furret. Four legged things are measured at shoulder height. It's not a very hard concept to grasp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2013 00:19:52 No.16058379 Report

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>>16058310
What a vicious cycle the Cubone/Marowak line is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2013 00:27:53 No.16058619 Report

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I don't even pay any attention to sizes and suchlike in the pokedex anymore. The sheer retardation is often more than I can stomach. Gamefreak cannot into proportions or logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2013 00:52:04 No.16059350 Report

Quoted By: >>16059409

>Groudon is 950kg
Everything it body slams should die without trouble

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2013 00:54:05 No.16059409 Report

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>>16059350
im imagining a picture how much impact a groudon trips on a grass knot

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