All right everyone, it's time for some POKEMON RAP BATTLES 2013!!! First up, everyone give it up for HOOOONCH...KROOOOOW!!

"Yeah, Honchkrow's the name, and uh -
speed's my game...
wait shit
uuh...flying's my game,
and...I'm a dark type...so that means...I'm dark...
so i'm a real 100 percent...

...minority...

yeah!"