Oh boy, another randomized nuzlocke. Isn't that just the bee's motherfucking knees?

For my first time doing this, we'll be taking a trip through Crystal. I completely randomized everything I could using the Universal Randomizer. Google it if you want to try it out.

As it usually is, whenever I ask you guys to name or choose something, the first valid post after my question is chosen. First come, first serve.

Now let's get started.