A CONGREGATION OF AUSFAILIANS AND AMERICAN NEETS APPEARED! WHO COULD BE BEHIND IT? YES, IT'S NONE OTHER THAN SHOWDERP, AND YES IT'S SIMPLE, AND NOW IT'S BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE! GUARANTEE! CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING SHOULD YOU PARTICIPATE:

CHAMP IS CHAMP
WE GIVE CHAMP POKEMON, AND HE TAKES THE FIRST 6 AND TRIES TO BEAT SHIT UP ON THE POKÉBANK OU LADDER.
WHEN CHAMP CALLS NEW TEAM WE GIVE HIM NEW TEAM.
WHEN CHAMP CALLS NEW CHAMP (AND ONLY THEN) SOMEONE ELSE CAN CLAIM CHAMP AND THE ENDLESS CYCLE TRUNDLES FORTH

IF YOU ENJOY CIRCLEJERKING COME JOIN US AT:
play.pokemonshowdown.com/showderp
DON'T BE SCARED, WE'RE PRETTY COOL AROUND THIS TIME OF DAY. NEWFAGS PLEASE FEEL WELCOME. PLEASE PM SOMEONE WITH # OR @ ONCE YOU ENTER THE CHATROOM, LIKE ArkWelder (what a cool and sexy guy, amirite?) TO CONFIRM YOU ARE FROM HERE

COOL TUNES AT: http://plug.dj/showderp-1/

SETS AND SHIT FOR REFERENCE: http://pastebin.com/ttL1PTCM


NOW GET OUT THERE AND ENJOY YOURSELVES, TRY NOT TO BE CUNTS, TRY NOT TO STROKE AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SPAM STUPID SHIT

REMEMBER TO THANK DIATOM AND HAVE A GOOD TIME