Hello, welcome back to randomized Crystal Nuzlocke. If updates seemed slow yesterday, that was because my video drivers were being shit and I had to use OpenGL in VBA which was fucking miserably slow. Got that shit all sorted out earlier today so things should be a lot faster. Went ahead and leveled up the rest of the team before now so we could have an easier time. Then again, this shit is unpredictable. Currently in Route 32 where we've already caught eevee, and now we're on our way to Azalea.
Anonymous
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This is some meta shit right here.
Anonymous
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Does this mean I've beaten the game!?She had a Kangaskhan and a Dugtrio. They went down easy.
Anonymous
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Aw shit, we got a badass punk nigga over here. Gonna just keep trainer battles to introductions and any interesting Pokemon they have so this shit can go quicker.
Anonymous
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Just entered Dark Cave. Looks like we got us a swine.
Anonymous
The part you've all been waiting for. name pls
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Wed 20 Nov 2013 04:04:48 No. 16096513 Report Anonymous
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>>16096513 No numbers so I had to improvise. Looks like good ol' Swine Flu will be porkin around in the reserves for now.
Anonymous
Either this is a really feminine guy or a fat chick.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16096714 >Mallorie >Not Lt. Surge >No MURICA he's just a poser
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Wed 20 Nov 2013 04:14:25 No. 16096871 Report Quoted By:
>>16096823 Yo memface is way overleveled better train other mons up too
Anonymous
Okay now this is definitely a fat chick. Pretty hot, though.
Anonymous
Anonymous
FUCK SHE'S PACKING DRAGON RAGE
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Wed 20 Nov 2013 04:20:02 No. 16097079 Report Quoted By:
>>16097010 Son of a bitch Sonya killed your cocks
Anonymous
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MY FASTEST POKEMON IS SHIT RIP COCKS AND MEMEFACEXD ;_;
Anonymous
Anonymous
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Wed 20 Nov 2013 04:22:55 No. 16097189 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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w-what is habbenin'
Anonymous
Crisis averted, but at what cost? RIP JACKIECHAN
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Wed 20 Nov 2013 04:25:21 No. 16097275 Report Quoted By:
>>16097201 Who would have guessed it would be Gabooboo the pervert that saves the day? Time to train H1N1 up for revenge
Anonymous
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Finally, fresh air.
Anonymous
Looks like we have some rebuilding to do.
Anonymous
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>>16097340 >mfw dead cocks Anonymous
Anonymous
Lightning Flash 4725-8129-1588
Which Pokemon was Jackie Chan?
Anonymous
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Well let's see how H1N1 looks.
>normal >poison sting >these stats Eeeeeeh maybe it'll surprise me?
>>16097440 Ghost/Ice Dratini
Anonymous
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#RIPcocks #RIPmemefacexD #RIPjackiechan ;_;7
Anonymous
Time to get some more friends.
Anonymous
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cocks will be jiggling his massive pecs up in heaven now ;_;7
Anonymous
Managed to catch it with my last fucking ball. Name, please.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Alice 508620982860
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16097555 >ground/ice >double-edge >growth More Swinub than H1N1 will ever be.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Oh shit, we found Joey. Looks like he ditched the shorts for McDonald's.
Anonymous
I'm sorry, I meant Burger King.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Lightning Flash 4725-8129-1588
Anonymous
Anonymous
FUCK rip in piece, we hardly knew ye
Anonymous
Why couldn't have just looked the other way Joey? WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST LOOKED THE OTHER WAY!?
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Wed 20 Nov 2013 04:43:56 No. 16097848 Report >>16097803 w-what happened?
Anonymous
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>>16097803 n-no
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.
.
.
figot....
Anonymous
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>>16097842 Oh shit, you're fucked now
Anonymous
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Wed 20 Nov 2013 04:45:00 No. 16097886 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>16097848 A Wigglytuff with all of its base stats jammed into defense, probably.
This isn't looking good at all.
Anonymous
>>16097803 >>16097842 ;_;7
#basedfigot
#RIPgabooboo
Anonymous
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bepis, we're all counting on you.
Anonymous
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>>16097888 >yfw you will never see a wigglytuff sweep like this ever again Anonymous
[s4s] Dubs Recognition Services
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16097931 ogre
That does it for this nuzlocke. I lost. Wow. So sad ;_;.
The fallen:
memefacexD the Pineco
cocks the Machoke
JACKIECHAN the Dratini
H1N1 the Swinub
figot the Phanpy
Gabooboo the sexy Celebi
bepis the Steelix
eevee the Eevee
Blumpkin the Charizard
Tiddlywank the Koffing
Oh well, time for round 3.
Do we continue with another Crystal randomization, or do we do a new game. What do I play next, guys? Anonymous
Lightning Flash 4725-8129-1588
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>>16098055 Again, that Wigglytuff was some serious bullshit.
[s4s] Dubs Recognition Services
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>>16098020 Anytime!
We over at [s4s] are always eager to commend, congratulate, and cum to the lucky souls who get dubs :^)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Wed 20 Nov 2013 04:52:31 No. 16098106 Report Quoted By:
>>16098055 Holy shit that top percentage Wigglytuff. You had no chance since the beginning OP
Let's do a gen 3 run next
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16098055 #RIP
#leikifucrievrytim
#gg
do emerald random OP
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>>16098078 Starting this. Gonna keep it in this thread since we still have a low post count. Just give me a minute to do some shit and we'll be on our way.
Anonymous
Anonymous
You shouldn't have insulted him, anon.
OP
>>16098408 He can suck my fat dick.
Anyway, let's get this shit started.
In case you're interested, here's a log of changes for the Crystal randomization. You can check out base stats and everything else that was randomized.
http://pastebin.com/yyRDXpmm OP
Sorry for the wait. Couldn't help but check the log myself.>wigglytuff had ridiculous defense Figures. Anyway, who am I?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Wed 20 Nov 2013 05:08:46 No. 16098622 Report Quoted By:
OP
OP
Help a poor old man with his Alzheimer's.
Anonymous
Lightning Flash 4725-8129-1588
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>>16098474 >mfw Blissey and Lugia's speed. Holy shit.
Anonymous
OP
OP
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Oh look, video games! But fuck that shit, we're going on an adventure.
OP
WEEEEEEELCOME TO THE STARTER SHOW, WHERE WE PICK OP'S FIRST POKEMON FOR HIS GRAAAAAAND ADVENTURE IN THE WILD WORLD OF RANDOMIZED NUZLOCKES!! WHEN ALL THREE CONTESTANTS HAVE BEEN SHOWN, THE FIRST VOTE CHOOSES OUR RELUCTANT HERO'S NEW LIFELONG PARTNER! OUR FIRST CONTESTANT IS A FLASHY GUY. HE'S ALL ABOUT STARDOM AND THE CLAIM TO FAME: OMASTAR!!
OP
OUR SECOND CONTESTANT IS PACKING HEAT AND HEFTY TEATS. DON'T LET HER FEMININE VISAGE FOOL YOU, SHE'LL BURY YOU SIX FEET UNDER IN NO TIME FLAT: NIDOQUEEN!!
wei shen 1134 7740 6363
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>>16098881 >>16098957 i hope snubbulls next
Anonymous
Lightning Flash 4725-8129-1588
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Let's see contestant 3!
Anonymous
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>>16098957 Way to qt to pass up, OP.
OP
OUR FINAL CONTESTANT! DON'T LET HIS MEAGER LOOKS FOOL YOU, LIFELONG HARASSMENT AND BULLYING FROM HIS PEERS AND SUPERIORS HAVE HARDENED HIM INTO A STONE COLD KILLER. YOU COULD BE PASSING UP ON A FANTASTIC OPPORTUNITY HERE, FOLKS: PIDGEY!!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16099076 Obviously this is
n't the choice.
Nidoqueen Anonymous
OP
NOW THAT OUR CONTESTANTS HAVE BEEN SHOWN, WHO WILL BE OUR HERO'S LUCKY CHOICE? CHOOSE WISELY. FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE.
Matthew: (0791-2397-2170) - Metang, Magneton, Klefki
Matthew: (0791-2397-2170) - Metang, Magneton, Klefki Wed 20 Nov 2013 05:26:48 No. 16099116 Report Quoted By:
>>16099076 Pidgey or bust.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16099113 Pick the middle one
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16099137 Well... He did say nigga.
OP
>>16099123 Sorry Matthew. Just for the record; if the first post after a question quotes an earlier post, I won't consider it since it's technically not aimed at the target post.
What shall we name our lucky winner?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>16099209 All Hail, Queen LaTeefa.
OP
>>16099218 >rock slide >stomp >harden >jump kick I couldn't have said it better myself.
Anonymous
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>>16099255 >Rock Slide >Rock type >Ghost type >That speed stat >That special stat RAPE TRAIN CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER
Anonymous
OP
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Time to see if we made a good choice in choosing Nidoqueen over Pidgey,
Anonymous
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>>16099255 >dat speed >dat typing OP you got this in the bag
Matthew: (0791-2397-2170) - Metang, Magneton, Klefki
Matthew: (0791-2397-2170) - Metang, Magneton, Klefki Wed 20 Nov 2013 05:34:36 No. 16099336 Report Quoted By:
>>16099197 Not a problem.
>inb4 pidgey is encountered in Viridian forest Anonymous
>>16099255 OP you may be up for a while. Hope you don't have your night-nights on yet.
Anonymous
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>>16098474 40|Wigglytuff|ROCK | 26| 118| 133| 55| 30| 64|
Holy fuck man. You had no chance at all.
OP
>it did 5 damage kek
>>16099337 My classes tomorrow don't start until 5 PM. I got all night nigga.
Anonymous
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>>16099361 >tfw I have 9AM classes tomorrow I got like 30 minutes, maybe an hour and a half tops OP. Can you make it good?
Matthew
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>>16099361 B-but... Pidgey power...
OP
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What a surprise. Two Rock Slides and he's out.
Anonymous
OP
Let's get that old fuck's package or whatever. Aw shit nigga, I need to get me one of these.
Anonymous
>>16099438 Too bad, no balls.
OP
>>16099444 Good thing clause don't kick in until I got some.
Anonymous
>>16099476 game's over fellows, he blew it
everyone go home
Anonymous
>>16099489 Why? Doesn't everyone follow that rule?
Anonymous
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>>16099531 I've always been uncertain myself. It would basically make your first route a dud, which isn't an issue in a regular Nuzlocke since it's just commons, but in a Randomized... kinda a big gray area. Hard to say since so many other games give you balls before you hit that first encounter.
This is OP's third one going, I'm sticking around, he's been pretty cool so far. Better then that pallet-swap emerald guy yesterday anyway.
OP
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>>16099489 But then Queen LaTeefa will never know true love.
OP
First encounter with balls. Look at this sexy motherfucker.
Anonymous
>>16099631 Your balls were destined for him.
OP
>>16099654 Yes they were. I smothered him in my balls.
And now he needs a name.
Anonymous
Anonymous
OP
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>>16099676 >supersonic >confusion Boy it sure would be nice if he knew some physical attacks.
OP
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[grinding intensifies]
OP
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Look at the mouth on this nigga.
OP
Anonymous
OP
>all these hard to catch Pokemon Normal pokeballs don't exactly work wonders here, you know.
Anonymous
>>16099944 Do you not get to catch a Pokemon in that area now? I don't know all the rules of nuzlocke.
Anonymous
>>16100000 The quints guarantee the catch
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16100011 The first one you encounter is the only one you get to attempt to catch. Period.
Optional rules may include allowing you to skip the first encounter if it's one you already caught (not an issue in randomize, but in a regular nuzlocke this is to prevent you from having like 3 pidgeys early on), and as he already did, not counting "first encounter" until you obtain your first pokeball.
But yeah in this case? He don't get another try for that route. If it dies, runs away, Roar/Whirlwinds, or he runs out of balls, does not matter, that route is now dead.
OP
>>16100011 It was my first encounter on that route, so I can't catch anything there anymore.
>>16100029 :(
No more pokeballs or money. LaTeefa and Grouse will have to roll on their own for now.
Anonymous
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>>16100092 Money is horrible in Gen1 games. Pray for something with Pay Day
Anonymous
>>16100000 >not pressing down+b Enjoy seeing that kadabra teleporting away from you.
OP
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>>16100130 >implying he knew it Anyway, got the Pokeball before my first encounter here, so we might be able to snag something with some luck.
Anonymous
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>>16100130 >pressing down+b >not tapping A in rhythm with the shaking ball OP
OH BOYI love the Weedle line.
Anonymous
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>>16100199 Yeah, nigga, giddit. Maybe it's Dragon type.
OP
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Wed 20 Nov 2013 06:11:49 No. 16100251 Report >>16100225 Keep trying OP, unless you have no balls
OP
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>>16100251 It was my only one.
Gonna take my anger out on Junji Ito over here who seems intent on invading my nuzlockes.
OP
This is hardly interesting.
OP
Anonymous
OP
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Well, it's something. Gonna tackle the gym and get some money for more balls.
OP
Well FUCK I didn't know writing horror fiction was such a popular thing these days.
OP
Anonymous
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>>16100427 Maybe Viridian Forest is one of those hot suicide spots?
Anonymous
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>>16100453 >:L11 Don't let your guard down
OP
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>you're still light years from facing BROCK! I guess I am, this isn't Brock.
Anonymous
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>>16100453 It has appeared again.
OP
OP
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>>16100561 >subtitute This crab don't fuck around.
OP
>It doesn't affect Lateefa! You can't gold-dig the queen, bitch. Your ass is ice/grass, nigga.
Anonymous
>>16100427 Why don't I remember ever seeing ghostwriters in the game?
OP
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Time to whack some weeds.
Anonymous
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>>16100634 Looking at them now, some of the Gen I sprites crack my sides.
Anonymous
>>16100663 randomizers use every single bit of data that's relevant. See: pokemon in gen 3 being able to get cacophony.
Anonymous
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>>16100634 >mfw a rogue Mewtwo comes in with earthquake for the most tragic of all losses Anonymous
OP
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420 stomp weed erry day
OP
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Suck my master balls, Jimmy.
OP
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Yeah, thanks. This is totally useful.
OP
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Alright, let's go catch something.
OP
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>this fucking sprite Jello-looking motherfucker.
OP
Got'em with balls to spare. Name, please.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Zee 4356-0581-0012
Anonymous
OP
>>16100902 >bubble >tackle >petal dance Ehhh, I guess it's fine?
Anonymous
>>16100950 I didn't know Petal Dance existed in gen 1.
Anonymous
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>>16100950 pretty average I'd say, but that just means grindan time for surprises.
Anonymous
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>>16100950 seems like a well-rounded fellow
OP
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Need to get this nigga up tospeed.
Anonymous
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>>16100977 Oddish/Gloom were the only ones who could learn it.
OP
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>sandwich joke
OP
I wonder if grils use Diglett as makeshift dildos in the pokeverse.
OP
>that fucking speed Just started paying attention to it. No wonder I get so many critical hits.
Anonymous
>>16101058 Reminds me of that pic of Rosa sitting and a Diglett fucking her, and she can't excape because of Arena Trap.
Anonymous
OP
OP
OP
Some things never change, I guess.
Anonymous
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>>16101205 Someone needs their privilege checked.
Anonymous
Anonymous
OP
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All aboard the evasion train. Choo choo.
OP
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Privilege status: Checked.
OP
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Grind grind grind.
OP
>petal dance I did not see that coming.
Anonymous
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>>16101437 No, Grouse! Poor little guy...
OP
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RIP Grouse In honor of your memory, we will catch this Charmander. Hopefully.
Anonymous
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>>16101437 Now he can finally rub balls on his face in heaven
RIPIP in piece
OP
>first ball first turn That was easier than I expected. Oh well, name.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Wed 20 Nov 2013 07:07:44 No. 16101508 Report Quoted By:
OP
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>>16101499 >swords dance >crabhammer >no physical stab Fucking niggers.
OP
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Time for spooky cave.
OP
Can't wait for it to dodge my balls.
Anonymous
OP
Holy fuck, didn't think I'd manage it. Name it, please.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
OP
>>16101631 >mega punch >leech life >headbutt >razor wind Aw shit.
Anonymous
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>>16101667 >that attack Noice.
OP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH GO AWAY GO AWAY
Anonymous
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>>16101667 >insane attack Complements that physical ghost typing well
You'll hit like a truck with
lick Anonymous
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>>16101691 You got this, get your vengeance.
Anonymous
OP
EAT MY JORDANS BITCH YEEEAAAHH
Anonymous
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>>16101749 Sweet sweet vengeance
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Wed 20 Nov 2013 07:21:25 No. 16101770 Report Quoted By:
>>16101691 >Raping intesifies Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16101749 >nearly three times its level dat grind
Anonymous
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>>16101691 this fucking sprite lol
"gotcha!"
OP
Now that that's taken care of, let's continue on our merry way.
OP
Anonymous
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>>16101840 That's oddly fitting.
Anonymous
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>inb4 fossilfag has mewtwo
Anonymous
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>>16101840 Artist a shit. Dripping too much paint from his brush, man.
OP
SHIT HE'S GOT A GUNI mean you could call Horsea like some kind of gun, right? It learns Octozooka, but then again that's gen 2 so maybe that doesn't count here. Buuuut nonetheless it's STILL capable of it and it has the cannon-shaped mouth soo...
Anonymous
>>16101884 Silly OP. No guns here. We can't have THAT in a children's monster fighting game.
Anonymous
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>>16101884 If it was a Remoraid than yea but Horsea is a stretch.
Anonymous
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>>16101819 Question for nuzlockers: Do you count the different floors of Mt. Moon as different areas, and catch one on each floor?
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Wed 20 Nov 2013 07:30:57 No. 16101946 Report Quoted By:
>>16101884 What is Water Gun?
OP
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Naw nigga I came to kick your ass.
Anonymous
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>>16101900 Humans haven't used their own weapons since the Knight of Veilstone's treachery brought down disgrace upon mankind.
OP
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Hey guys, it's the chief. Better be on your best behavior.
OP
Here comes fossil bo- uh, girl.
Anonymous
OP
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika)
Richie 3136-6770-9695 (Electabuzz, Dedenne, Zebstrika) Wed 20 Nov 2013 07:37:37 No. 16102057 Report Quoted By:
>>16102032 >S-Sempai finally noticed me Anonymous
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>>16102032 All these girls dressing up as boys.
OP
Aw yeah, fucked that bitch unblind. Unf. Well guys, which one do I take? Not like it'll matter.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
OP
OP
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Sweet, daylight.
OP
Name our newest stinky member of the team.
Anonymous
Anonymous
OP
>>16102204 >pound >mega punch Why does everything know Mega Punch?
OP
I forgot this guy existed.
OP
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Oh well, too bad he still sucks.
Anonymous
>>16102246 Let's see what he's added to his roster.
Anonymous
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>>16102228 That was the main move back in the day. It seemed like everything in the anime especially knew Mega Punch.
OP
>>16102275 Pidgey evolved, and he had a Shellder, Zubat, and Exeggcute.
Time to take these chumps on. Gonna try to keep LaTeefa out of this since she's making things way too easy.
Anonymous
>>16102307 inb4 total team sweep sans LaTeefa
OP
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>>16102334 If by team sweep you mean everyone else on the team kicks their asses, then yes. That's exactly what's happening.
OP
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I'm so fucking stupid. RIP in pieces Froakie.
OP
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Go suck a fuck, murderer.
OP
Caught us another for the team. Name it, please.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16102480 Dildos, what else?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16102510 That's nast
elicius. OP
>>16102489 >meditate >withdraw >bubblebeam Wow, shitty typing.
Anyways I'm calling it quits for tonight. I'll be back maybe tomorrow or Thursday. Hopefully next time shit will start to pick up because honestly this was getting dull. I'll have to do like a 3rd or 4th gen game next.
Anonymous
Lightning Flash 4725-8129-1588
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>>16102543 Calling it, he's gonna die.