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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 18:35:01 No.16110801 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16110886 >>16110994 >>16111451 >>16111715

>class just ended and I have 15 minutes so Im chilling on a bench & pull out pokemon
>3DS cant connect to campus wifi so i decide to just dick around with super training and pokemonamie
>i have pic related in pokemonamie but dont think anything of it
>random guy notices me playing pokemon & instantly comes up to me and makes awkward conversation
>this goes on for like 4 minutes then suddenly hes quiet an pulls out a smartphone
>starts showing me lewd and provocative pictures of gardevoir
Alright /vp/ which one of you was it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 18:37:49 No.16110854 Report

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oh god, i wish i could say that was me lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 18:39:10 No.16110882 Report

Quoted By: >>16111240

I think we all know that it was you OP. Suffering from alien hand syndrome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 18:39:30 No.16110886 Report

Quoted By: >>16110934

>>16110801
>>starts showing me lewd and provocative pictures of gardevoir
What? Who the fuck does this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 18:41:48 No.16110934 Report

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>>16110886
Someone who doesnt know how to socially interact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 18:43:32 No.16110973 Report

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/vp/ - Autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 18:44:35 No.16110994 Report

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>>16110801
I thought you'd like it ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 18:56:05 No.16111240 Report

Quoted By: >>16111257

>>16110882
Is that actually a think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 18:56:58 No.16111257 Report

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>>16111240
I thing soo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:00:07 No.16111314 Report

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Okay i admit I lelled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:05:33 No.16111417 Report

Quoted By: >>16111986 >>16112152 >>16113070

I've encountered a few suspected anons in class, of course ignoring normal folks that may post since they are undetectable.

anon 1:
CS201, heavy fellow, baby face with long greasy unkempt hair, pedo glasses, dirty sweatpants and sweatshirt riddled with stains and cat hair, always sits alone in the row in front of us. I feel bad for this guy.

anon 2:
Only had one encounter with this guy.
> I always have my spot saved by my friend who puts his stuff on my seat so its occupied
> Its exam day, arrive and see my friend looking at me
> Some guy is sitting in between my 3 friends in a 4 seat row
> put on my nice guy face and ask "hey man, is there any chance I could sit here? these are my buddies and youre in my usual seat"
> he has a completely serious look on his face and says "no, I'm sitting here"
> I look at my friends and they shrug, there are open seats everywhere
> "what are you gonna take an exam with your friends? No."
It was the most outward display of autism I've ever seen. The sad part is that the guy was so proud of himself for stopping us from cheating but none of us had any plans to cheat and were all prepared for the exam (nor had we cheated in the past)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:07:32 No.16111451 Report

Quoted By: >>16111551

>>16110801
I don't believe this happened. Who the fuck does that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:12:23 No.16111551 Report

Quoted By: >>16111662

>>16111451
Have you ever encountered an actual sperglord? Like not a socially awkward kid or loud girl who dresses like a weaboo, but like an actual guy who has aspergers or is high functioning? Theyre a fuckin mess bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:17:17 No.16111662 Report

Quoted By: >>16111755

>>16111551
I have, back in middle school really quite, had his backpack super high up on his back. I stole his yugioh cards out his backpack during PE (5th period) and he blamed it on the only black kid in the class during 6th period.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:19:40 No.16111715 Report

Quoted By: >>16111869

>>16110801

>this goes on for like 4 minutes then suddenly hes quiet an pulls out a smartphone
>starts showing me lewd and provocative pictures of gardevoir

Nahh, I call bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:21:36 No.16111755 Report

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>>16111662
Other one was my friend he was a pretty cool guy, but was really socially awkward, he had a panic attack once while our class was walking to the auditorium.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:27:21 No.16111869 Report

Quoted By: >>16111918 >>16112215 >>16112633

>>16111715
I dunno, one time I had a similar experience. Me and some stranger were talking about gen 5 because it had just come out. He seemed to know his shit, so whatever. He says his favorite is Zoroark, which I just shrug off. Suddenly he pulls out a picture of himself in a fursuit of an original character whose color scheme vaguely resembled Zoroark and tells me "I was Zoroark before Zoroark."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:29:38 No.16111918 Report

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>>16111869
That's more believable than someone just showing a stranger lewd/suggestive pictures of a pokemon.

Gear F !!/ylT/k9KcCP

Gear F !!/ylT/k9KcCP Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:30:35 No.16111938 Report

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I can't connect to the wifi at UB either, fucking sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:32:23 No.16111986 Report

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>>16111417
>anon 2:
i hate this kind of people

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:32:35 No.16111990 Report

Quoted By: >>16112039

>commuting to work on the train this morning and seeing someone else with a 3DS
>we're both playing pokemon
>we both notice each other
>silently nod and smile and keep playing
Was that so hard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:34:33 No.16112039 Report

Quoted By: >>16112113

>>16111990
You're supposed to challenge him to battle and beat him like a preschooler

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:35:11 No.16112053 Report

Quoted By: >>16114360

Shit man, all you had to do was say, sheesh

I wont bother next time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:38:27 No.16112113 Report

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>>16112039
He had his wifi turned off. I didn't see him in passerbys.

I tried to trade him a 4IV togepi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:40:47 No.16112152 Report

Quoted By: >>16112211 >>16113236

>>16111417
>pedo glasses
post pic so I can tell if I don't wear them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:43:00 No.16112193 Report

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Once my friend and I were on transit talking about pokemon, trying to remember what the move Taunt does, while playing my 3DS. Random stranger right next to me says what it does, and ends with. "Surprise!" and waving his hands in a mocking way. Any of you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:43:49 No.16112211 Report

Quoted By: >>16113236

>>16112152
I'm curious what pedo glasses are too. I need to get new glasses. I wear contacts 99% of the time but when I need glasses all I have to wear are the birth control goggles I got in basic training. They are so embarrassing to wear in public.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 19:44:06 No.16112215 Report

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>>16111869
>"I was Zoroark before Zoroark."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:03:43 No.16112633 Report

Quoted By: >>16112735

>>16111869

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:07:29 No.16112713 Report

Quoted By: >>16112742 >>16113266

I don't doubt this happened OP. I had a friend in middle school who brought a Mewtwo X Gardevoir picture to school and showed it to everyone. Just remember anons people actually do stuff like this.

PS. Josh everyone from middle school still remembers that you faggot and I'm sure you browse here.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:08:51 No.16112735 Report

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>>16112633

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:09:04 No.16112742 Report

Quoted By: >>16112767 >>16113207 >>16113216

>>16112713
was it lewd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:10:04 No.16112767 Report

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>>16112742
even if it wasn't it'd still be weird

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:22:35 No.16113070 Report

Quoted By: >>16113124 >>16113193 >>16113223 >>16114246 >>16114289 >>16114430

>>16111417
How is that autism? He got there first, nigger shouldn't have move for you. What makes yo so special? If you and your faggoty band of friends wanna sit together so you can jerk eachother off during the exam then you guys are the ones who need to move to another row.

There were open seats everywhere, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:25:08 No.16113124 Report

Quoted By: >>16113223

>>16113070
I have to agree with this guy here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:26:45 No.16113165 Report

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I have a paper Lilligant in my office desktop and no one gives a fuck. The times I have been asked what it is I answer "papercraft" instead of "pokemon".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:27:57 No.16113193 Report

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>>16113070
Because he's being a presumptuous dick in order to "prevent" cheating that isn't actually going to happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:28:24 No.16113207 Report

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>>16112767
>>16112742
Yes it was. Not on a computer right now but it's literally a Mewtwo fucking a Gardevoir. You couls probably find it on danbooru or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:28:42 No.16113216 Report

Quoted By: >>16113305

>>16112742
Whoa, does that Josh live in Alberta? I know a Josh who plays Pokemon pretty hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:28:59 No.16113223 Report

Quoted By: >>16113317

>>16113124
>>16113070

You could try to use different reaction images anon, we all know you're just samefagging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:29:27 No.16113236 Report

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>>16112211
>>16112152
Basically glasses with huge frames make you look like a pedo for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:30:54 No.16113266 Report

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>>16112713
That reminds me one time I was in school and some kids came up and were like "Dude, DON'T ever google Mewtwo with safesearch off, something REALLY GROSS comes up."

So I go home and try it.

And it's the fucking MewtwoXGardevoir pic that I fapped to maybe 3 times already that week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:32:14 No.16113305 Report

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>>16113216
Kinda close....Ontario.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:32:40 No.16113317 Report

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>>16113223
>Multiple people share the same opinion... THEY MUST BE THE SAME PERSON!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 20:47:57 No.16113665 Report

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There has to be weirder stories out there right? I mean this is /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 21:11:22 No.16114246 Report

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>>16113070
does the fact that people have friends to sit next to piss you off or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 21:12:30 No.16114289 Report

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>>16113070
yes three people need to get up and move because one guy doesn't want to

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 21:15:05 No.16114360 Report

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>>16112053
>no continuation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 21:16:56 No.16114430 Report

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>>16113070
In a room with 100+ open seats, he sat between three people and made my friend move his stuff even after he told him that the seat was occupied. If you don't see something wrong here, maybe you have autism too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 21:17:59 No.16114459 Report

Quoted By: >>16114486 >>16114489

These three guys were on Smogon a few times before X and Y came out. They were not at all afraid to show their power level. I'm pretty sure they post here.

3308-4672-6647 - Lucas

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3308-4672-6647 - Lucas Wed 20 Nov 2013 21:19:19 No.16114486 Report

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>>16114459
hahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 21:19:29 No.16114489 Report

Quoted By: >>16114578

>>16114459
This is a funny photo if you imagine Anon hiding below a table with his camera.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2013 21:22:42 No.16114578 Report

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>>16114489
The entire classroom could hear them saying stuff like: MAN DID YOU SEE THE LEAKED STARTER EVOS? And stuff like that. Just took my phone for s second and took the pic.

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ

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Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ Wed 20 Nov 2013 21:23:01 No.16114587 Report

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>Is Anon seriously playing Pokemon?

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