Think of a Pokemon move.Have you thought of one? Change one letter of that move to make a new move. For example, Sludge might become Sledge, Tail Whip might become Tail Ship, etc. Now describe what that new move does.
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>>16130957 Goomburst
140 damage Dragon move with no drawbacks, Goomy only. Forgets it if he evolves.
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>>16131006 Better, he learns it at level 100
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>>16130957 >Petal Dance Fetal Dance
0 BP, 10pp, contact, Special.
When you use this move, you are forced into the fetal position for choosing to be locked into a Grass type move for 2 to 3 turns. The shame of offensive Grass leaves you exhausted after this dance, KO yourself after.
This is my favorite move, but I'm not so delusional to think it as anything other than trash.
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>>16130957 >Rick Rick rolls the oponent
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>Geomancy Geonancy Xerneas becomes a hardcore eco-fag and forces the opponent to quit because they're tired of his shit
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>Baton Pass >Bacon Pass You pass all stat boosts and a slice of bacon to the next pokemon.
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Cosmic Rower>Dragon type, Support >The pokemon takes a harsh solo boat trip through space and becomes stronger because of it. >Raises Atk and SpAtk two stages. Exclusive to Palkia
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>>16130957 Quick Attack -> Buick Attack
>A car is slammed into the opponent. May cause paralysis. Anonymous
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>Psycho Cut Psycho Cum. You bukkake all over them
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>Solar Beam Solar Bear It drops a flaming bear from the sky
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>Tri Attack Try Attack Your Pokemon tries to make a powerful attack, but has a high chance to miss.
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>>16130957 >Niga Drain Drains HP. Double damage on black Pokemon and Bouffalant.
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>Ballet Punch >Scizors twirling around the battlefield. Does good damage and raises evasion
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>>16131068 >Comic Rower >not make you do the impossible and beat the unstoppable Anonymous
>>16130957 Ice Team
turns every pokemon on the opponents team to the ice team for the duration of the match
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Vine Whip Vine Ship Grass type, 60BP, doubled if the opponent uses Surf before the attack.
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Gullet Punch A quick punch to the opponent's gullet. Has a chance to flinch.
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>>16131120 to the ice type*
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>>16131129 >gullet punch That made me wince.
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N oonblast Borrowing the power of the noon, the user attacks the target. This may also lower the target's Sp. Atk stat.
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>Giga Drain Giga Train - A fucking train hits the opposite pokemon. Steel type move.
xxNinjaskMurderxx [3995 7301 3163 - Riolu Meditite Pancham] sv: 3087
xxNinjaskMurderxx [3995 7301 3163 - Riolu Meditite Pancham] sv: 3087 Thu 21 Nov 2013 07:23:26 No. 16131182 Report Quoted By:
Hyper Beam uhhhh... Hyper Beak? Its like peck but with 90-95 base power, Auto kills fairies because fuck them
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>>16130957 Wire Blast
120BP Special Steel move
Fires a bundle of wires at the opponent. This move binds the user and any pokemon it hits together. Neither pokemon can switch out until the other dies.
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Ice Pinch Ice type, Physical. 20 BP, 20 PP, 100 ACC The pokemon strikes a vital nerve with a hand cloaked in ice. This attack always causes paralysis.
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>Seismic Ross The pokemon grabs Rick Ross's fat ass and throws it at you i don't care that he lost weight he will always be a lardass in my mind
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>>16131160 Why is this so funny?
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>>16131033 >>16131048 >>16131059 >>16131066 >>16131068 Hahahahaha all these jokes
>Fire Spin >Tire Spin >Donphan exclusive, 100 BP, 100 ACC, 10 PP Physical Ground attack that has a 10% chance to raise his Speed one stage. Anonymous
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>>16131197 >wire blast >not making the target marathon The Wire Anonymous
Muddy Waver Pokemon waves its arms or whatever, releasing mud particles into the air. Has the same effect as Sand Attack but is slightly more effective on Fire and Ground types.
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>>16131223 Yes, must exist.
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Gale 1263-6158-3139 (Pachirisu, Zebstrika, Emolga) Thu 21 Nov 2013 07:28:03 No. 16131264 Report Quoted By:
>>16130957 Will-o-Wasp.
Vespiquen Plz (that's all I'm putting for the description.)
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Mean Gook>angry Korean distracts opponent, lowering accuracy for 3-5 turns.
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>Scald Scold The user verbally scolds the target to harshly lower its Special Attack
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Leaf Stork Summons a Stork made of leaves to attack your opponent. User receives an egg after the battle.
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Struggle Bus The pokemon tries really hard but fails to do anything. Equivalent to Splash
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Skill swap.. Skill slap? Enemy pokemon gets slapped hard enough to change it's current ability into a random one.
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>Horn Leech >Porn Leech The user hotlinks the target's porn, sapping their bandwidth. Lowers enemy speed drastically, but induces attract status in the user.
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Blame Wheel The pokemon spins a wheel with all pokemon in battle. That pokemon gets blamed for everything and both team's attacks are all directed at it. They hit even if the pokemon is withdrawn from battle. It's all their fault.
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brave bird>nigger bird did I do it right
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Morning Sin>user tightens its focus and masturbates furiously, raising Attack sharply for 2 turns, then reduces Attack dramatically but restores 50% of health
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Thunderbont Enectric tyne, Stanus Defenning Ponemon is panalyzed for one nurn
Dakkon/Sara 0903-2828-6895 [dwebble, corasol, Barbaracle] SV: {1966} !vEjhsSgMyM
Dakkon/Sara 0903-2828-6895 [dwebble, corasol, Barbaracle] SV: {1966} !vEjhsSgMyM Thu 21 Nov 2013 07:33:25 No. 16131373 Report Quoted By:
Nice Punch The user throws a party with a nice bowl of punch.
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stealth cocks same thing as stealth rock, but they're all dick shaped.
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Fap Cannon No explanation required.
Troa 4098-2818-1284 (Pancham, Hariyama, Meditite) (SV: 2072, 518, 3032, 58)
Troa 4098-2818-1284 (Pancham, Hariyama, Meditite) (SV: 2072, 518, 3032, 58) Thu 21 Nov 2013 07:34:59 No. 16131404 Report Quoted By:
>>16130957 Sweet Scent > Sweep Scent
The pokemon unleashes a powerful aroma, the aroma of victory! Randomly raises a stat (atk+sp.atk, def+sp.def, or spd.) by one stage each turn, so long as your pokemon has more hp (percentage) than your opponent's.
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Pin Missle Pun Missile The pokemon throws out a barrage of bad puns at the opponent, causing major damage and inducing confusion. The ultimate "pun"ishing move.
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>>16130957 sweet scent
SweAt scent
Hmmm Raises that attack of all pokemon by two stages.
Outside of battle, repels all pokemon untill you enter a diffrent route or city/ enter a city or use sweet scent
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Salash. Because it's Slash with an extra syllable, it's like Double Hit with 70 Base Power on each hit and a chance to flinch.
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Thunder Rave Multi-turn binding attack like Fire Spin but instead the opponent is trapped inside an electrified dance party
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>>16130957 Sleet Powder
60BP Ice Move with 10PP and 10% chance to freeze. Power doubles in Hail and freeze chance increased to 30. Halved in sun with no chance to freeze.
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Draining Kiss --> Draining Diss The user insults the target, feeding upon their tears to heal themself.
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Later Pulse. Causes the targeted Pokemon to move last. Aka, it's Quash.
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Hyper bean Grass type - 120 base power The user opens up its bean pouch and turns the popper up to seven. You should never turn the popper up to seven because otherwise beans shoot out and might hurt somebody
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Heart Slap>The target is infatuated for 2 turns, then its Attack sharply increases but is confused.
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Mega Lunch The pokemon eats a very large meal.
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Cock Polish>Deals damage with no secondary effect.
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>>16130957 Double Sit
both pokemon will sit for the turn and not attempt to use a move
poison, burn, and weather still happen
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>Goom Desire 130 BP Only Goomy can learn this move. Works like Future Sight except Goomy gets +2in SpAtk when it hits
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Big Bite, stronger version of Bite.
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>>16131111 >raises evasion banned
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>>16131556 If opposing pokemon is male, it becomes immobilized by love
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Block = Brock The opponent is forced to squint for 5 turns, greatly reducing accuracy.
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>Lovely Kiss Lively Kiss Causes infatuation. Also lowers Sp. Atk.
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>>16130957 Dragon Mush
A physical 110BP Fairy move with 30% chance to lower defense and 70% accuracy.
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Blaze Dick You give the opponent a horrible case of VD.
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>Tickle Okay I guess:>Tackle Well that was easy.
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Defense Hurl Deals damage according to how many defense boosts you have. 0= 30 damage 1= 60 2= 90 3= 120 4= 150 5= 180 6= 250 Steel type, doesn't factor in weakness and resistances. Lose defense boosts after the attack.
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Fry Fire based attack Nuzzle that causes Burn
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Bury Attack The opponent is buried alive.
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>Heavy Slam Heavy Clam Water, status 25pp User takes in a massive amount of water, gaining 25kg/55lbs of weight
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>>16131639 I could see this used on rotom-w, then grass knot
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>Brave Bard User gathers up courage to recite a poem. Opposing pokemon is infatuated regardless of gender
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Shadow Bill>some spooky guy named bill comes and slaps u
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Billdoze>Power: 250 >User can longer use any moves for the rest of the battle, resorting to Struggle.
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>>16130957 >Swellow Your Pokemon becomes a Swellow. Stats and ability are changed to match that of a Swellow.
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>>16131659 >User takes in a massive amount of water, gaining... >User [..] gaining Anonymous
>>16130957 >Dork Pulse Your opponent becomes a dork. No additional effect.
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>>16131680 I literally just though of this, holy shit.
Fucker Punch. Has +6 priority, always has STAB and SE Damage. Learned by Scizor, Talonflame and Rotom-W. 120 BP
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Rear Grind>Opponent is simultaneously confused and infatuated. >Accuracy: 1 0%
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>Reburn --, 100 | Status User further burns the opponent with an insult, forcing it to switch from the emotional trauma
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Leaf Story The user tells a boring story about a tree, causing the opponent to fall asleep.
Funky Willies !MLu0h7dZUo
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>>16130957 These are fun, good idea OP
>Belch >Bench >Fighting type, 20PP status move, switches out the defending Pokemon. >String Shot >String Snot >Ice type, Cubchoo exclusive 20BP 100ACC 55PP, shoots a line of frozen snot at the opponent, and lowers their Special Defence. >Taunt >Haunt >Nevermind that's pretty much Curse >Slash >Stash >Normal type, 20PP, puts the user's held berry in a stash for the next Pokemon sent out to use. Stacks with itself, stays throughout battle and fills the first empty item slot >Alternatively, Grass type 10PP status move that gets both Pokemon on the field SUPER high And I know this one is technically cheating but
>Defend Border >Braviary exclusive, if the defending Pokemon switches out before this move is used, the Pokemon that enters next will have its health cut in half (after ninjarocks/tspikes/spikes) Anonymous
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Gunk shit. Garbodor's signature move.
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>>16130957 Taco Meteor
>inb4 2 letters It rains tacos for 5 turns. Heavy Pokemon, or Pokemon with the ability 'Thick Fat' recover 1/16 health each turn while others lose 1/16 health from the spice.
If going by gen 3/4 mechanics, Pokemon who prefer Spicy foods recover 1/16 health while Pokemon who dislike Spicy foods lose 1/16 health.
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Clay Rough Entry hazard: ground-type. Takes only one HP from any pokemon entering the battlefield because stepping on rough clay doesn't really hurt that much. I guess.
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Crap Consumes berry, and leaves an entry hazard doing the opposite of the berry on the enemy field. Attempting to Rapid Spin it away causes it to spread to both sides of the field.Salac Crap>Sticky Web
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>Meal Order Vespiquen summons a buffet. All pokemon are paralyzed from the amount of food consumed
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>>16130957 Stealth Rick
You are rickrolled upon field entry.
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Stealth Cock Invisible dicks
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>>16131219 I'm glad someone thought my thing was funny
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Rapid Spit Special based priority move for all camel and llama based Pokemon
Huddo 3969-4523-4622 Steel: Bronzong, Magneton, Forretress.
Huddo 3969-4523-4622 Steel: Bronzong, Magneton, Forretress. Thu 21 Nov 2013 07:56:19 No. 16131796 Report Quoted By:
Psychoc A powerful telekenetic attack that overwhelms the foes mind with thoughts of chocolate pudding.
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Meal Look The user looks at the opponent hungrily. Any biting attack damage is now tripled.
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>>16130957 >Teleport Heleport.
Steel type (excluded to pokemon who can send signals and the like), 100 BD. The user calls in a Helicopter to land on the foe. It takes two turns to hit the foe, like fly, but it hits multiple opponents and the user can still attack between the time you use the attack and the time the attack happens.
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>>16130957 Quack Attack
90 BP Flying attack. The opponent is attacked by ducks. No additional effect.
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Fake Bears. Summons Fake Bears to your side of the field. Works like Substitute, but the sub has +2 Def and Sp.DefExclusive to Ursaring, Beartic, Spinda, Snorlax and Pangoro.
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Lenoshock The opponent is shocked by the un-funniness of Jay Leno.
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>Mullet Punch Opponent grows a mullet. User punches foe in disgust
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Dragon Rust
Lowers target Dragon type's Defense, Special Defense, and Speed by two stages.
>>16131219 this is the second goddamn time this week I've seen space food what the fuck why is it so funny
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Tristan 2251-4128-5740 Ghost Spiritomb Lampent Phantump Thu 21 Nov 2013 07:59:09 No. 16131849 Report Brave Bard: The bard runs forward and takes all attacks this turn, but in doing so it's comrades are inspired. Basically it's a priority follow me, that gives +4 boost to ATK & SATK to the partner pokemon to the left and/or right of the user. (Only really useful in double or triple battles.)
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Destiny Bone A Cubone/Marowak exclusive. ground-type 80 bp, 10 pp, uses the user's Atk stat and the opponent's SpD stats for damage calculation. Never misses.
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>>16130957 Dork Void
A void is opened dropping the opponent into /vp/.
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>>16131849 I did something almost exactly like this in a D&D game once. Except it was initiated by my character failing an acrobatics check and jumping straight to his face off a cliff.
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>>16130957 Bacon Pass
The user passes on bacon to a teammate recovering half its health.
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>>16131839 As if, that's a dragon type move that does that shit to steel types.
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Simple Beat its Round but physical
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Chunderbolt A large mass of vomit falls from the sky striking your opponent
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Sock Tomb Changes the battlefield to the inside of a clothes dryer. Water types become Normal-Types and it changes Wash Rotom to regular Rotom.
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>False Swine User attempts to become less piglike, reducing weight and drastically increasing Speed stat. Learned by the Mankey, Spoink, and Swinub families.
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>ego bomb The user makes fun of the target harshly lowering their attack and self-esteem
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Babble The user babbles on boring the opponent, putting it to sleep.
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Y-Turn The user questions why they are retreating. Normal type U-turn that grants +2 Sp.Att to the switch-in.
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Beam Up A baton pass that lets you leave your side of the field empty until the turn is over
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>Energy Bill Opponent is reminded of house bills and underwhelming salary. Faints after 1 turn of contemplation
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>sweet kiss Sweet piss
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>Fat Block ^Someone caption this
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Technically cheating but: Heat Crash -> Heat Cash Fire type move. Lights some of the player's money on fire and throws it at the opponent for damage and small chance of burn. More money destroyed by the move = more damage.
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Cock Polish Move description: :^)
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Poonblast Exclusive to female pokemon. Drenches the opponent in a sticky liquid.
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>Close Wombat User summons a nearby wombat that takes the opponent to Australia, never to be seen again
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Body Slay Changes the opponent's type from whatever it was to Ghost.
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>>16130957 >Horny Drill Drills the opponent and they both fall asleep.
The user then flees before the opponent wakes up and doesn't call. Chad 4184-1860-5505
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Oblivion Wang User pulls out his enourmously large wang, making all male pokemon in battle faint because of the small wangs and all females become infatuated with the user
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>>16131983 oh jesus i'm crying
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Stun Spare Paralyzes any Pokemon using a substitute without fail.
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Rush Grip. Regigigas exclusive physical priority move. 60 BP, lasts for 4-6 turns. Traps the foe from escaping similar to coil.
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>Spacial Rent User collects this month's rent. Foe's money is drained to 0.
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>>16130957 >Dealing Wish The user wishes for a
Yugioh card to be dealt. The card's effects take place immediately.
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>Psycho Shaft User tricks opponent into stroking his appendage. Raises Attack by 2 stages, opponent becomes confused and sexually frustrated
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>Sweat Scent User hurls wet clothes after working out, opponent faints and the next pokemon sent out is badly poisoned
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>frenzy plant frenzy plane its a flying move that does a bunch of damage but makes you confused
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Arid Armor 0 BP 20pp Increases Special Defense by 2 stages and if user is a Fire type will turn any super effective water move into not very effective on the turn it is used.
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Steal Wing Flying type physical, 30 damage, 15PP, 90% accuracy. The user releases a storm of feathers to distract the target long enough to steal it's held item. If the item is a berry, the user eats it instantly; this move fails if the user is already holding an item or the target is not holding an item.
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Worry Peed It's like splash.
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Shelf Smash A more powerful version of Rock Smash that destroys all held items in the target's team.
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>Lick >Dick Same as Lick, but with the Pokemon's penis.
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>Barabolic Charge >BP doubles when the internal clock reads Tuesday
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Defog>Defag Insta kills smogon flavour of the month pokemon from battle
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>>16132599 >Defag Bans Kornheiser from /vp/.
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>Night stash a physical move which steals opponents pokemon and sends it to PC
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>Flamethrower >Blamethrower Lowers allies Attack and Special Attack What? You expected it to do something useful?
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>>16130957 Overheat -> Overheal
Restores 100% HP only if target is in the red
otherwise damages the target
good thread OP
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>>16131092 9/10
>>16131124 9/10
>>16131129 10/10 for sheer pain value
>>16131236 >used by political parties Anonymous
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Crab Hammer>Arab Hammer Brings a hammer down on the opponents with the force of an angry god
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>Flash >Slash Am I doing it right?
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>>16131901 Not the Tepig family?
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Sweet Scent > Sweat Scent Posion Type Physical The Pokemon using the move wipes sweat from its armpits onto the targets face, Posions and Confuses the target
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sweet scent->sweat scent
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>>16130957 >Brine Bribe
I can't think of anything funny for this. Anonymous
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>Nasty Clot 10 PP 80% Accuracy Poison Type Poisons the target and lowers both Defense and Special Defense by 1. May be used once more to make it badly poisoned.
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>>16131701 >Ability: Dork >Forces user to attack Voltorb and Electrode if they're in play >Lose additional money when losing a battle >>16132724 GF logic
>Grave Bird >The user knocks on the opponent's chamber door, making them anxious. +speed --defense --spDefense >Murkrow line spoiler: [captcha]sold xygica[/captcha]
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Hex > Hax 40 PP Instantly KO's the opposing Pokemon. KO's the entire opposing team in Doubles or Triples. Increases experience gained by 100 times.
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>tail whip >rail whip Slaps the opponent with a railgun.
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>Metronome Metro-gnome 15BPx2-5, 95% acc, Fairy A camp garden gnome appears and smacks the shit out of the enemy repeatedly. Does additional damage in grassy terrain. May cause infatuation.
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>>16132830 Alternatively: The opponent gets railed.
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Heal Purse The user reaches into a purse, pulling out 1 random healing item that can be used that turn.
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>fire spin fire skin- 100% chance of burn on physical contract with user, plus 20 damage. also makes any fire type moves the user uses 1.25 times the damage.
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>Nuzzle Muzzle All dog like pokemon are put to sleep
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Lost Resort The user transports themselves to a lost resort. 2-turn attack, first acts like protect, second turn acts like a priority recover
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Follow Me -> Hollow Me
The user plays eerie music with its vacuous crevasses.
Shedinja, Phantump, Trevenant
>>16132831 >Does additional damage in grassy terrain. >May cause infatuation. great/10
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Wide Guard -> Wife Guard The trainer hurls himself in front of his waifu and takes damage as a substitute.
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>>16132831 I c wat u did thar
pic related
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Dyper Beam Type: Fairy Fires a beam at the enemy that makes a diaper appear on them. It gives them the Cute Charm ability, but sharply lowers their speed due to its thickness, and makes them randomly lose PP .
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Assist Assets I had to flip a few letters. The pokemon grows large breasts. May cause the opponent to become infatuated, fails if they're an ass man.
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>>16131033 thanks for the laugh
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Bullet Seed Mullet Seed - the pokemon fires seeds at the opponent that cause it to grow a mullet, lowering its accuracy one stage.
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>>16132960 >Broken as fuck. Anonymous
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>>16131312 I want that move to be real
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>Ally Snitch >The user snitches out their teammate, causing them to trust you less.
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>>16130957 >Haze becomes
>Raze Lightning Flash 4725-8129-1588
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>>16131068 Make it a Quiver Dance for Palkia and we're golden. Also, drawfags, get on this, right away.
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>>16136692 Bullet punch > Mullet Punch
Deals 100% more damage against pokemon afflicted with a mullet.
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False Swipe False Snipe - the pokemon acts like it's homing in on the opponent, making them nervous. (Does not increase accuracy)
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Electro Wall Ups Defense by one stage and if the opponent uses a contact move they have an 80% chance of being paralyzed. Paralysis effect only lasts for the turn the move is used.
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>>16136865 I meant it ups SPECIAL Defense by one.
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>Tackle >Tickle ...I bet that's already a real move, isn't it?
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Fire Blast --> File Blast Normal Base Power 160 Accuracy 80% Decreases all stats one stage after use. Signiture move of Porygon-Z
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>>16132212 You forgot the "Only useable on the 11th of September"
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Tispy Turvy Gets the opponent drunk. Double damage on female pokemon, damage calculated by weight
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Solarbeam -> Molarbeam Pokemon shoots a stream of teeth at it's opponent
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>>16131338 I can't stop laughing
>Molt Tackle >The user sheds its hair before tackling the target with its exposed skin. It hurts the user quite a lot. Anonymous
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>>16136933 You are now hearing the dentist from KND commanding his MegaMawile to use Molarbeam
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Bleep powder Opponent can only use sound based moves for 3 turns or switch out
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>>16136946 It should be, the FCC wont let the target be, network executives cause confusion in the target
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>>16136933 >Stream of teeth >implying it wouldn't grin widely, blinding the opponent Exclusive to Sableye, Mawile and Huntail
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sleep powder bleep powder User scatters censored/obscure objects all over the foe. Confuses and poisons the opponent. Only Cloyster, onix, steelix, metapod, or any humanoid pokemon can learn it.
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Leak Storm Boosts own accuracy, and confuses the opposing Pokémon but also gives it the effect of using Rage. If used outside of battle between the 10th and 20th of the month, r andomly registers up to 5 unseen Pokemon in your Pokedex. Can only be done once a month and detects DS time changing. .
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>Metronome MetroNOPE:User absorbs any incoming attack and sends it back at the attacker at 1.25x the damage it would have inflicted, and it disables the move it was hit with. Status moves are treated reflected as if they were base 30 BP attacks with the same effect. The user must take a turn to recharge after using this attack.
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I'll change 2 letters so it will make more sense. ice cream
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Body Slam --> Body Slim user cuts their weight down by 75%
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>>16137013 >Entices the opponent into licking them, causing damage having a chance to freeze them due to brainfreeze >Exclusive to Vanillite's line Anonymous
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>>16137013 oh and the user shoots vanillites at the opponent.
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solar team creates sunny weather and changes entire team's type to fire
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>>16137032 that is better actually
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>Meteor Math Psychic-type version of Meteor Mash. Has a chance of boosting Special Defense instead of Attack.
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>Bug Buzz >Hug Buzz Fairy type. The user hugs the opponent and vibrates wildly. The target becomes paralyzed.
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Chunder Wave Pukes over enemy, poisoning them Hyper Wang Slaps the enemy with it's massive wang, may cause flinch Heil Makes Pokemon a Nazi Sleep Walk Does damage while asleep but may have recoil Spare The new False Swipe Nail A nail goes into the foe, causing damage Fail Does nothing Bullet Pinch Pinches the opponent with the power of a bullet (don't ask how this works) Sticky Wub Lowers the opponents speed with dubstep Frying Press Brock's signature move
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Glassy Terrain All Pokémon on the ground take a small amount of damage for 5 turns. A Pokémon that becomes grounded while the move is in effect (i.e Roost, Smack Down) takes 1/4 damage as it is grounded.
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>>16137064 slight chance of infatuation Bennett 1005 9339 9055 [Audino|Aipom|Ditto]
Bennett 1005 9339 9055 [Audino|Aipom|Ditto] Thu 21 Nov 2013 15:47:41 No. 16137110 Report Quoted By:
>Goom Desire Exclusive to the Goomy line. Makes the opponent lust for the user in a disgusting manner. Causes the opponent to be under the "Attract" effect, and fully restores the user's health.
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Hairy Wind The user undergoes puberty and finds itself filled with raging hormones and hair in places it never had hair before! The user is mocked because no one likes body hair
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>>16137090 >Bullet Pinch Giggling my ass off in public
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>>16130957 >Flamethrower fuck
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Sample Beam Normal-type 20 BP 100% accuracy Deals normal damage. If used 5 turns later on the same Pokémon, BP increases to 120.
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Lost Resort Creates a terrain where all Pokémon on the field are either completely healed, or KO'd. Fails if used twice in succession. Max PP 5.
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Hydro Hump Forces enemy into water and humps it endlessly
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Hubblebeam Reveals opponent's whole team including moves and items.
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Signal Team If user switches out on the next turn, the switched in Pokémon can attack right away.
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Girthquake - The Pokemon adds injury to insult as it's massive erection slams into the ground causing massive tectonic shifts. May also cause confusion.
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Niga Drain 120 Power Psychic type HP-Draining move Only learned by Jynx
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Hyper Beat Plays a funky tune that the opponent can't help but dance to for 5 turns. The opponent's Speed in increased, but its accuracy is decreased.
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>>16137221 Steals opponents item when used. Anonymous
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Attruct The Pokemon's love for their opponent is like a truck
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Flatten BP 80 Can only be used succesfully by heavyweight Pokémon. Neither Pokémon can move on the next turn.
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dragon sage 40 BP prevents stat increases for 5 turns
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>>16130957 >Tonic Your pokemon drinks a rejuvenating tonic. Restores health, raises Atk by 1 stage and lowers accuracy by 1 stage.
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Aqua Pet Creates a living pet out of magic water whuch deals a small amount of damage at the end of turns for 5 turns
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Foul play [/spoiler:lit] Soul play [/spoiler:lit] all pokemon in play lose loyaties to their respective trainers, confusion rules apply an added affect in doubles or tripes is attacking friendlies
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>Dragon Rage Dragon Rape Exclusive to Dragon types. The user tosses a bar of soap at the opponent. The opponent has a 30% chance of dropping it. If the opponent drops it, it's a one-hit KO and inflicts the TRMATZD status on the Pokemon, which can never be removed. If the Pokemon attacked was female, the player will get an Egg mysteriously in their box after nine months.
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>>16137334 No effect on ginger pokemon
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returd it does something pretty shitty
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Will-O-Wasp 60 Attacks 2-5 times, provides both Bug and Poison damage. (Priority)Only Beedrill and Combee can learn it.
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>>16137363 >auto-eggs and make it nine minutes then we are good to go
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>Sludge Wave Judge Wave Mr. Referee appears and decides that the Pokemon using this move is the winner. 1PP, automatically removes the opposing Pokemon from battle.
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Lick > Pick hits the enemy with a pick, 80 BP, 30% OHKO chance
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>>16137159 >Blamethrower Opponent passes the blame for something they did on to the opponent causing all Pokémon present on the field to attack it.
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>Shadow Ball Shadow Bull: 100BP, 10PP, Special Tauros and Bouffalant only, also changes their type to dark.
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>Mail Slap The Pokémon throws its held mail item at the opponent. Damage/effects depends on the mail used.
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Nasty Gook The Pokemon turns into an angry Asian and does a kamikaze attack.
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>Nasty Plop >Confuses opponent and harshly lowers defence. >1 PP
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>>16137498 >Nasty Clot >causes the user to suffer from a stroke >user becomes paralyzed Anonymous
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>Tail Whip >Hail Whip Ice type Power Whip. Exclusive to Cryogonal.
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Zen Headbutt -> Men Headbutt Only male pokemon can use it. Fighting type attack. Hits 120. No effects.
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>zap cannon >fap cannon Normal type 60 bp 100 accuracy covers the opponent in a sticky slime that lowers their speed 1 stage. Has a chance to put the user to sleep if used continuously.
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>Mud-Slap Mud-Clap. Works the same as Encore but changes the foe's attack to Ground type for its duration. Hilariously overpowered if used by Flying types and Levitating Pokemon.
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>>16131412 I like this, it's pretty punny.
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>>16137597 Double damage if used by a Unova pokemon
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Swords Dunce Pokemon converts all their risen attack stat into a 250 base fighting move that hits sp. def because they just swing aimlessly in a threatening fashion without actually touching you. breaks protect and detect, but user loses 1/4 health no matter if it hits or misses and loses all stat buffs but not stat drops.
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Ponder Snow The user makes it snow, which causes the target to ponder life, causing Psychic type moves to become doubly effective on it.
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>>16131772 >>16131802 >>16131832 >>16131880 >>16131934 I'm fucking dying here, thanks for the laughs dear anons.
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Mega Hunch>User grows giant hunch and grosses out the opponent Mega Hick>Battle gets transported to Texas, where the opponent must battle the mega hick
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>Leech Seed Let's see...>Lech Seed >Pokemon remains confused as long as affected by Lech Seed. May also give the target tentacle-bondage fetish >Leech Shed >User is immune to leeching attacks for 3-5 rounds
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>>16131730 They're like the A-Team, but cooler
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Thief>Qhief Flying type move, restricted to femons only. The pokemon creates a comical noise, either paralysing the opponent with laughter or poisoning them with a nasty scent.
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Ice gleam ice move that lowers acc
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Mach Lunch>pokemon scarfs down a quick lunch, recovering 1/2 HP as he satisfies his hunger. Priority +1.
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Try Attack -6 priority 300BP Normal If the opponent doesn't use an attacking move this move will hit, otherwise it fails.
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Earth quack Ground type Psyduck/Golduck exclusive User quacks so loud that the ground shakes
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>>16137134 Mission accomplished.
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>>16130957 Slash -> Slush
Ice-type
85 BP 15 PP 100%Acc
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This move is supereffective against Fire and Grass types.
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Double Clap Braviary's signature move
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>>16131179 Giga Train
Summons Giga nigga to the battle field.
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Rain Dance -> Pain Dance Fighting type Petal Dance
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Goonburst Your goons burst into the battle and beat the fuck out the opponent
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>>16131581 I cracked up here.
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Pedal Dance Increases speed by two stages. Can be used outside of battle to double bike speed. Great for breeders.
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>Chatter Shatter 85 BP Rock-type move, 90 Accuracy, Physical The user smashes a mountain over the opposing team. This attack's aftermath surrounds the target with sharpened stones. (Deals damage and drops a half-powered layer of Stealth Rocks, which can be brought up to full with another use of Shatter. Exclusive to the Tyranitar family.)
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quick attack Quack Tit Ark. I anagrammed and changed C to R cause this is stupid
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Wish Wash Turns the opponent into the Water type.
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Dragon Mage (Dragon Rage) DRAGON | -- Damage | -- Accuracy | 5 PP The user uses magic to randomly change the foe's types. If used by Dragon-Types, sharply increases Sp. Atk. If the foe is a Dragon-Type, this move fails.
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>>16132900 Prevents dog like Pokemon from using sound based moves (Howl, Roar, etc)
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Dizzy Punch - Ditzy Punch Foes hit by this gain the ability Klutz
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>Gyro Wall Increases defense. Number of stages is determined by the speed of the Pokemon. The slower the Pokemon using Gyro Wall is compared to the opposing Pokemon, the more defense boosts it gets.
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>Cut Cum Overpowered String Shot
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>>16139069 Multiple substitute that are little teddy bears.
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File Blast Exclusive to the Porygon line The user spends all of its remaining PP to overload the target. The move gets STAB from Normal types but deals typeless damage, and gains 30 BP for every power point expended.
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Focus Beast or maybe Boast+1 spe +1 sp.d
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>Flamethrower becomes>Blamethrower If the opponent had a pokemon faint the same turn, regardless of how it happened, this attack will guilt the opponents pokemon into having its stat's completely lowered. -4 everything, basically. Otherwise, it simply has 60BP and lowers a random stat.
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Band's Wrath Rock Type Move 25 BP Physical Sound Move User Summons a Rock band that randomly throws instruments at the opponent hits 2 to 5 times
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Sonic Boop Normal-type version of Quash, the pokemon quickly darts forward and boops its opponent on the nose, startling it.
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Hex >>>>> you know the rest
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>Stealth Dock Only works on pokemon of the opposite gender. If successful, both attacker and defender are given the 'DOK' status, cannot be switched and have all moves replaced with Pound.
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Oblivion Sing The pokemon sings so loud and terribly that the opponent's brain implodes and bursts into dark matter, creating a black hole.
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>Ice Beam >Ice Bean The user throws a frozen bean to the opponent. BP: 5
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Dragon Fail Changes your Pokemon's type into fairy
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Slay Rough OHKO's all dragons and has its accuracy boosted to 100%. it is both a physical and special move.
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Blizzard becomes! Vlizzard, just like Blizzard with a Vengeance
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Hyper Beam>Hyper Ream Steel, 40 power, hits 2-5 times, physical, user must rest the next turn.
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Meteor Mash -> Meteor Mosh Each pokemon takes damage as if each other pokemon in the battle had used struggle against it, as well as if it had used struggle against every other pokemon in the battle.
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Petal Blizzard -> Metal Blizzard Swords are thrown everywhere. 120 BP, 85 accuracy, and creates a Stealth-rock esque entry hazard, only it's steel type.
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Fursuit>All pokemon are transformed into lucario and start sucking each others dicks
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U-Burn (U-Turn) FIRE | 50 BP | 100 Accuracy | 5 PP User summons a fireball to burn the foe. Always burns the target. If the target is already burned, burn damage is doubled for that pokemon.
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Flamethrower>Flumethrower You send the opponent down the scariest flume in existence. It takes 10 years to reach the other side and by then everyone's dead and the game ends. Deletes your save and the game caves in on itself and creates a black hole which destroys the universe. You die.
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>>16138149 I fucked up.
>This move is supereffective against Fire and Grass types. This move is supereffective against Fire-types
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>>16139527 >Not Stealth Cock Anonymous
Criple Kick BP: 5 PP: 20 Acc: 100% Can only be learned by pokémon without legs. User attempts to kick the opponent. The opposing pokémon is charmed by how cute it looks. Lowers opponent's Attack and SpA by 1 stage each, may inflict infatuation (30%) regardless of gender.
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>>16139818 I want this move on my Drowzee.
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close cumbat type: fighting power: --- Accuracy: 100 percent PP: 5 Description: the user grabs its penis and masturbates furiously on one turn and unleashes a massive cumshot the next turn, this move is a guaranteed one hit KO
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>>16139794 Whatisthisidonteven.jph
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Hydro Jump BP 80 ACC 95 The user uses high pressured water jets to leap into the air. 2 turn attack, just like Fly.
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3153-4820-6445 [Growlithe, Slugma, Braixen] Thu 21 Nov 2013 18:51:04 No. 16140184 Report Quoted By:
>>16139504 Hey
Greets the enemy lowering their defense and spdef
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Nutrage Normal, BP 80 Always deals critical damage and paralysis. Fails against females.
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Brunch Completely heals the opposing pokemon, but makes them immobile for 1 turn afterwords as they are eating their brunch
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Hore Drill. Your Pokémon coerces the opponent into having sex, giving it whatever status conditions and stat changes you have at the time.
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Link to Archive?
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