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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:04:55 No.16151013 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16151040 >>16151245 >>16151272 >>16151472 >>16151582

Your friend safari pokemon now describes you IRL.

Venomoth, Gloom, Whirlipede.

Poisonous to touch, I drool foul stench and I enjoy spinning and stabbing people with my poison spikes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:06:04 No.16151040 Report

Quoted By: >>16151077

>>16151013
>Ghost safari.
I'm dead.
Never 4get.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:07:29 No.16151077 Report

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>>16151040

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:07:57 No.16151094 Report

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Fraxure, Noibat, Sliggoo
I have large, wing-like tusks protruding from my mouth while I jam the complete third season of Malcolm in the Middle out of my ears while completely covered in semen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:10:27 No.16151150 Report

Quoted By: >>16151165

Beartic. Cloyster and Delibird

>tfw will never get pussy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:11:21 No.16151165 Report

Quoted By: >>16151305

>>16151150
>Cloyster
You ARE the pussy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:12:04 No.16151180 Report

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>Jigglypuff, Kirlia, Floette
I'm so fucking kawaii it hurts to be this cute.

2466-1353-1083 [Bergmite, Snover, Lapras]

2466-1353-1083 [Bergmite, Snover, Lapras] Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:13:03 No.16151200 Report

Quoted By:

aforementioned
>cold and alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:13:07 No.16151202 Report

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>Magmar, Slugma, Ninetales
Oh.
So I'm a furbait lava monster with a butt-head.
Kill me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:14:34 No.16151233 Report

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Paras, Beautifly, and Heracross.

I'm a mind-controlled, organ-eating, fighting master.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:14:48 No.16151242 Report

Quoted By: >>16151277

Machoke. Sawk. Breloom. Which way to /fit/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:14:50 No.16151245 Report

Quoted By: >>16151277

>>16151013
Pumpkaboo, Gastly, Shuppet.

I'm a spooky motherfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:15:02 No.16151251 Report

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Xatu, Espurr, and Munna.
I'm fucking mental.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:16:06 No.16151272 Report

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>>16151013
>Onix, Dwebble, and Barbarable.
Burrowing giant, makes home in rocks, fights with the power of seven Binacle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:16:37 No.16151277 Report

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>>16151242
>>>/fit/

>>16151245
Pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:17:14 No.16151288 Report

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Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, not sure
>2edgy4evry1

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:17:27 No.16151294 Report

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hoothoot, doduo and Hawlucha

I'm a mentally and spiritually free luchadore that can see ghosts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:17:52 No.16151305 Report

Quoted By: >>16151380

>>16151165

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:17:58 No.16151308 Report

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Abra, Espurr, Gothorita

>Autism
>I get away from people when as soon as I can
>I prefer women's clothing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:21:05 No.16151380 Report

Quoted By:

>>16151305

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:21:28 No.16151384 Report

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>Pachirisu, Stunfisk, Galvantula
I'm a Cute, Smug Bastard, and and I'm a Stunning Weaver who enjoys consuming small animals. Clearly I'm a catch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:24:17 No.16151447 Report

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>Wobuffet Drowzee Gothorita

im a pedophile

Anonymous

ighinfo pl

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:24:59 No.16151463 Report

Quoted By: >>16151618

Snorunt, Bergmite, Dewgong

I'm a fucking eskimo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:25:14 No.16151472 Report

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>>16151013
>Munna, Sigilyph, Duosion

I feed off of other people's dreams, loyal & protective, and extremely smart yet have multiple peronalities.

>tfw psychic basketcase

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:25:58 No.16151487 Report

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>Pansear, Braxien, Pyroar
>Born in year of the Monkey, astrological sign is Leo, have a fascination towards Magic

Neat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:26:55 No.16151515 Report

Quoted By: >>16151674

>Aipom, Audino, Ditto
I'm a fat monkey whore?

Danae 0490-5820-2510 (Ice - Beartic, Delibird, Lapras)

Danae 0490-5820-2510 (Ice - Beartic, Delibird, Lapras) Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:28:34 No.16151549 Report

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Highly inteligent ice loving motherfucker that likes to help others?

oddly appropriate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:28:43 No.16151554 Report

Quoted By: >>16151835

Electrode, Electavire and Manectric.

I am from Poland, which is suprisingly true, I am fat and have way too much hair. It generates static so noone is touching me because I zap them.

;__;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:29:18 No.16151564 Report

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>machoke, pancham, hariyama
>my body is a tapestry of muscle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:29:43 No.16151575 Report

Quoted By: >>16151642

>Swanna, Pidgey, Spearow

I'm cute and I have big tits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:29:49 No.16151582 Report

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>>16151013
Floette, Swirlix and Spritzee.
Im made of cotton candy, always have perfume on and holding a flower that may or may not be part of my body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:31:05 No.16151618 Report

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>>16151463
A seal, eskimo sir

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:31:35 No.16151638 Report

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>Bibarel, Frogadier, Quagsire

It will never truly describe why I waste my time in autistic threads on /vp/. Such is life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:31:44 No.16151642 Report

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>>16151575
more like you poop everywhere and can't control it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:32:40 No.16151670 Report

Quoted By: >>16151751 >>16151789

>Quagsire, Octillery, Azumarill

What the fuck am I?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:32:47 No.16151674 Report

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>>16151515

Rothion 3797-6627-6044 (Dragon: Gabite, Noibat, Druddigon)

Rothion 3797-6627-6044 (Dragon: Gabite, Noibat, Druddigon) Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:34:51 No.16151731 Report

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Gabite, Noibat, Druddigon.
Rugged exterior hiding a fluffy, qt3.14 interior. Also batshit insane.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:35:27 No.16151741 Report

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>Cacturne, Vullaby and Sableye
I enjoy staying still in deserts no matter how hot it is, eating decomposing meat and gems and pulling pranks on people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:35:56 No.16151751 Report

Quoted By:

>>16151670
You're a fat, creepishly smiling tentacle fetishist.

Desmond 1392 5216 6630 (Sigilyph, Munna, Gothorita)

Desmond 1392 5216 6630 (Sigilyph, Munna, Gothorita) Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:36:04 No.16151754 Report

Quoted By: >>16151927

>Blood Totem, Munna and Gothorita
>I dream of having sex with loli goth chicks

Sounds about right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:37:12 No.16151789 Report

Quoted By:

>>16151670

You're Unaware most of the time, and you have oddly proportioned limbs and ears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:39:26 No.16151835 Report

Quoted By:

>>16151554
P-pics?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 02:42:16 No.16151927 Report

Quoted By:

>>16151754
mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 03:58:32 No.16153865 Report

Quoted By:

>Bergmite, Lapras, and Delibird
I'm a cargo ship?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:01:01 No.16153905 Report

Quoted By:

snorunt, bergmite, piloswine

>Snorunt, i cant handle cold as well
>bermite, i like mdma crystals
>piloswine, i enjoy eating bacon (related to swines rite)

Hey, I tried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:06:00 No.16153955 Report

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>dwebble, macargo, barbaracle
time to commit sudoku

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:09:29 No.16154019 Report

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Magmar, Pyroar and Ninetales

Hot, furry to cat lovers, furry to dog lovers...

Maybe yes, I'm a furry to be baited

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:11:55 No.16154064 Report

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>Octillery, Wartortle, Azumarill

I am fucking adorable

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:13:14 No.16154103 Report

Quoted By:

>noibat, gabite, sliggoo
>FUCK YOU I'M A DRAGON.jpg`

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:14:45 No.16154146 Report

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>Espurr
>Munna
>Xatu

I have seen some shit and it is horrifying

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:16:35 No.16154191 Report

Quoted By:

[Munna, Espurr,Girafig]
fuck me, i'm an autistic bi color fetus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:17:43 No.16154230 Report

Quoted By:

Abra, Sigilyph, Gothitelle

I sleep a lot, I look weird, and I hate myself more than anything.

Sounds about right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:18:14 No.16154246 Report

Quoted By:

Munna Espurr Girafarig

I am traumatized and have multiple personalities
also sleepy

2/3 accuracy actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:21:48 No.16154353 Report

Quoted By: >>16154765

>Serviper, Gardbodour, Whilipede
I'm a sly motherfucker who can spin venomous lies, but really I'm just a pile of garbage

Michael 5429-7786-8830

Michael 5429-7786-8830 Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:24:01 No.16154412 Report

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Abra, Espurr, Xatu
>Spend most of my time meditating in deep though
>Amazed by mundane surroundings
>Mysterious and wise
Deal w/ it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:24:29 No.16154427 Report

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> Wartortle, Krabby, Frogadier

Wartortle = popular amongst people of all ages, liked by many I guess? Also Wartortle is badass

Krabby = Tough as nails, will always recover from battle. Simply put, giving up isn't an option.

Frogadier = not much info but, cool, calm and collected. Yeah pretty much sums me up.

Safari as a whole? Everyone wants it :D

>inb4 add me please
I'm at my University right now so my DS has no wifi

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:36:46 No.16154765 Report

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>>16154353
best one in the thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:53:38 No.16155206 Report

Quoted By: >>16155256

>Octillery, Gyarados, and Azumarill...

No matter how I look at it, this just isn't a positive safari...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:55:44 No.16155256 Report

Quoted By: >>16155407

>>16155206
>gyarados
>grotesque pokemon

I feel you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 04:58:25 No.16155332 Report

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>Chansey, Audino, Dunsparce

I guess I am a Pokemon nurse? Plenty of eggs and HP to go around anyway.....oh god I am fat pink girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 05:01:20 No.16155407 Report

Quoted By:

>>16155256

Gyarados is the biggest red flag.

The fact that I constantly got Tyranitar on some old Pokemon personality poll doesn't help, either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 05:04:48 No.16155479 Report

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>Wartortle
>Octillery
>Frogadier

I'm always hiding in my shell, though I really want to reach out and touch somebody, but I'll probably never leave the lilypad in my own small pond.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 07:12:31 No.16158205 Report

Quoted By:

>Petilil, Sunkern, Quilladin
I'm Sanic the useless waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 08:25:40 No.16159213 Report

Quoted By:

Electrode, Stunfisk, Galvantula

Fast as lightning, slowing down everything else around me. Also triple-immune to paralysis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 12:44:08 No.16161566 Report

Quoted By:

>Charmeleon
>Braxian
>Magmar
I'm a hothead furbait who wishes I had wings.

pablo 0490-4967-8538

pablo 0490-4967-8538 Fri 22 Nov 2013 13:02:28 No.16161718 Report

Quoted By:

a gothic with asperger who sleeps all day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 13:06:25 No.16161741 Report

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>Pancham, Mienfoo and Riolu

so i'm a street fighter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 13:11:31 No.16161779 Report

Quoted By:

<doduo, fletchinder, woobat>

Hot-headed, two-faced vampire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 13:16:33 No.16161828 Report

Quoted By:

Doduo, Tranquil, Hawlucha

No one wants me..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 13:18:42 No.16161844 Report

Quoted By:

Swalot, Seviper and Toxicroak.
i am a stronk aggressive amerifat.

its 60% accurate ;_;

Brandon (Hazel): 1779-0811-6934 (diggersby, nincada, sandshrew)

Brandon (Hazel): 1779-0811-6934 (diggersby, nincada, sandshrew) Fri 22 Nov 2013 13:31:58 No.16161952 Report

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I'm the embodiment of strength, speed, and mediocrity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 15:13:09 No.16163002 Report

Quoted By:

Oddish, Sawsbuck, Maractus

I'm an odd one, I change with the seasons, and I love to party.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 15:22:37 No.16163162 Report

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Dusclops: "Its body is entirely hollow. When it opens its mouth, it sucks everything in as if it were a black hole."

Lampent: "It arrives near the moment of death and steals spirit from the body"

Phantump:" According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest."

So to recap, I'm a dead kid left alone in the wood, condemned to suck life energy as if I was a black hole.

Call the cops

(Gabite/Noibat/Sliggoo) Iraven 2852-7271-4838

(Gabite/Noibat/Sliggoo) Iraven 2852-7271-4838 Fri 22 Nov 2013 15:29:58 No.16163296 Report

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Like sparkly things, make high noises and sticky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 15:59:56 No.16163780 Report

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>Dweeble, Magcargo, Shuckle

I am stoic as fuck but the few things that hurt me hurt me hard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 16:03:49 No.16163816 Report

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Nincada, Palpitoad, Camerupt

I burrow like nincada, Im soft like palpitoad and I like warmth like camerupt, essentially a comfy basement dweller.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 16:03:54 No.16163817 Report

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>Pancham, Meditite and Breloom

A kung-fu master that has achieved Samsara and connected with nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2013 16:06:28 No.16163858 Report

Quoted By:

Charmeleon, Growlithe, Fletchinder

..I can't come up with anything.
I don't like showering I guess.

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