LET ME TELL Y'ALL NIGGAS WHY YOU SHOULD GET A LAPRAS.

So by now you all know about that 100% crit shit in Gen 6?
>Focus Energy PLUS
>any of Scope Lens/Razor Claw/Super Luck/High crit move

Put that shit on a Kingdra with Sniper to increase damage, and you got some SRS POWER LEVELS.
Did I mention Focus Energy is Baton Passable?
That's right niggas, lead with SmogoChicken and pass not only crit shit, but a couple Speed Boosts as well! Your Kingdra can spam Draco Meteors that do almost 2x damage and ignore the SpA drop while going first!!

HOW-FUCKING-EVER

Dat nigga Lapras gets SHELL ARMOR
Protects him or her from Critical Hits
Battle Armor does the same shit, but you know why you should run Lapras over any of the other little shits who get Armors?

Nigga Lapras gets FREEZE DRY.
2x effective on fucking Dragons, 4X EFFECTIVE on MOTHERFUCKING KINGDRA.

Not only can you TANK that little shit's space rocks, but you can fuck it sideways at the same time!

Calm nature, dump EVs into SpD and HP
Tank that shit!

Sure you'll be obliterated by Fighting moves and the like, but that is not Lapras' purpose. His or her purpose is to stop Dragon critters COLD.