Why do people even use this thing? It is already a worse Sableye and relies on luck to do anything at all and when it inevitably doesn't work, the opponent is left facing a +2 Attack Excadrill/Chomp/Quagsire/whatever else ground type. I have to imagine these are the kinds of idiots who would be running a team of Fissure users if OHKO moves were allowed, trying to turn every battle into a coinflip and raging when a flyer came in.

I don't even know why I mad tho, because I've not lost to it.

It just screams gimmicky NU pokemon that's easy to play around while being annoying at worst. I just don't see how this is seeing a remotely respectable amount of use.