ITT: siq battle comebacks

Tell me your battle stories /vp/. I wanna hear about the times you were about to give in, but somehow manages to turn things around at the final moment. I wanna hear about the times you've come out on top despite the odds being stacked against you. I wanna hear about the times you teabagged your enemies to the pits of oblivion.

>be just now
>versing hyperoffensive team
>ive ko'd nothing, but made sure I spread paralysis around his team
>i make costly mis-predictions and lose 4 pokes
>sweating nervously
>send out tanky gliscor because wtf else can i do against his invincible hammerhead dragon
>alternate between swords dance and roost
>holy fuck gliscor is a champ
>manage to pull off three SDs, gchomp is outraging
>survive with 1HP before baton passing to only team mate left
>scizor
>scizor
>scizor is my last pokemon
>+6 max attack Bullet Punch my way through all six of his pokemon
>he disconnects before I can save battle video
>u wot