You've been inside all day playing your darn Pikachu game! Why don't you go outside and hang out with your friends? Maybe you'll meet a girl.

Speaking of meeting a girl, when am I going to have grandchildren? You're 23 years old it's about time you start thinking about making something of your life!

And take that hat and those ridiculous fingerless biking gloves off while you're at the dinner table young man!