I got Steelix. He's fucking awesome and all, but what can I do with him? He wont fit in my house, he can't go anywhere without destroying it, and what good would he be day to day? Unless I'm fixing to ravage as much of my town as I can before I get shot off the top of him, he's pointless. He'd be tragic. Outside wanting to hang out, but I just can't get him in. And in time, I'd be less and less bothered to go visit him. He'd slither off to the forests and become an urban myth, get caught one day, and sold to a circus. I'd find out about it and go to see him after feeling immense guilt, and we'd have a long heart felt reunion. But it'd be better for him there. Entertaining people, having room to thrash. We'd say our final goodbyes and I'd wish deep down in my heart I didn't get such a shitty pokemon
Steelix blows.
