You know what? I just got swept by a team full of weak Pokémon on Showdown!. And guess what? They were all named after the beatles. Yeah, right, my most hated band. Fucking fucking shitty shit, i fucking hate them and i didn't like any of the Pokémon in the team.
The team was: Krookodile, xatu, heliolisk, diggersby, honchkrow and serperior
So, every Pokémon in this team is mediocre at best, and i got beaten by them. You know what's even worse? This fucking honchkrow shitkrow named "Pete" swept most of my team. What's more annoying is that when the guy's xatu fainted he said "Paul is dead". It made me rage so much that i was raging in real life. I wanted to punch something.
So, which dog should i punch to make my anger go away? I can't stand this. I can't get over the fact that a honchkrow named pete swept most of my Smogon-approved team.

>inb4 someone jokes about i needing some help