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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:42:04 No.16230504 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16231058 >>16231234 >>16232271 >>16232440

You have been sentenced to death by Pokemon. You may pick any Pokemon and any move or combination of moves. What to you pick?

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Lightning Flash 4725-8129-1588 Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:42:31 No.16230512 Report

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Magikarp. Splash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:43:13 No.16230539 Report

Quoted By: >>16230749

Guillotine.
Might as well make it instant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:44:29 No.16230573 Report

Quoted By: >>16230938

Gardevoir, and Destiny Bond.

Fuck you Gardevoir. Fuck you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:44:51 No.16230582 Report

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He shits on me and I die instantly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:45:23 No.16230600 Report

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I wonder what what being Moonblasted by Sylveon would feel like? I imagine it would be at least somewhat pleasant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:47:48 No.16230676 Report

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Dedenne. Nuzzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:49:57 No.16230740 Report

Quoted By: >>16231218

Gardevoir. Hypnosis and Dream Eater.

Painless, I imagine, having the life force slowly sucked out of you as you're asleep and can't feel anything because even your subconscious is being nullified.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:50:31 No.16230749 Report

Quoted By: >>16230866

>>16230539

Enjoy the stress of having a 30 percent chance of dying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:54:21 No.16230866 Report

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>>16230749
>30% chance of dying.
>70% chance of being fine and just leaving.

That sounds not terrible. The Russian Roulette of pokemon death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:56:08 No.16230917 Report

Quoted By: >>16231000

Fire Blast.
Although most fire moves would be fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:56:41 No.16230938 Report

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>>16230573
>Strangling Gardevoir to death, watching the life go out of its soulless eyes.
>Feeling yourself fade away slowly from euphoria and shared fate.

That's pretty hot.

Rookie

Rookie Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:57:41 No.16230966 Report

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I want my death to be a ceremonial sacrifice to Volcarona
>Quiver dance
>Quiver dance
>Quiver dance
>Overheat
Man,it'll hurt,but it'll be quite the show

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:58:07 No.16230983 Report

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Lay on the ground.
Tyranitar punches me full force.
If I'm going out whatever city or area I'm in is also going straight to hell alongside me.

Bonus: Dialga and Palkia puke up a universe on me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:58:39 No.16231000 Report

Quoted By: >>16231060

>>16230917
Do you like pain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 00:58:59 No.16231013 Report

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False Swipe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:00:31 No.16231058 Report

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>>16230504
snorlax

gooshgoosh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:00:39 No.16231060 Report

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>>16231000
I don't oppose it at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:05:05 No.16231218 Report

Quoted By: >>16231521

>>16230740
>dream eater
>Painless
>not being tortured to death in your dreams

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:05:30 No.16231234 Report

Quoted By: >>16231292

>>16230504
Perish Song
>sit there listening to the terrifying melody
>feel the horror of death creeping on you with every second that ticks by
>feel your limbs deaden and become numb
>by the time the time comes you're an incoherent crying mess
>freeze as if possessed by some ghost and eyes roll up into head and just die

I'm banking on becoming mad and oblivious to everything before the pain sets in

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:05:55 No.16231245 Report

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>luvdisc
>splash

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:06:16 No.16231259 Report

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Latias rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:06:22 No.16231267 Report

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Draining kiss

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:07:14 No.16231292 Report

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>>16231234
>the feel of being trapped by mega gengar as he sings the song of death while you're helpless with no escape

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:14:41 No.16231521 Report

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>>16231218
Well every dream is eaten, not just the bad ones. I imagine it's just Gardevoir stealing the electric current between your neurons, which is what actually kills you, as is what deals damage to pokemon when it's used in the actual game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:15:45 No.16231549 Report

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Dawn. Being cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:18:43 No.16231644 Report

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Lopunny
Bone Rush

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:18:54 No.16231649 Report

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Dusknoir - Curse / Destiny Bond.

I don't know. There's something kind of nice about going out around the same time as one of your favorites. Plus, I think he's supposed to be some kind of spirit guide, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:19:33 No.16231670 Report

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haxorus, guillotine.
fast and painless. and my favorite poke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:21:18 No.16231709 Report

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Valerie. Drain Kiss.

This is all I need from life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:24:51 No.16231775 Report

Quoted By: >>16231867

Sheer force. I will live forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:28:53 No.16231867 Report

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>>16231775
that's an ability, not a move

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:29:39 No.16231887 Report

Quoted By: >>16231902

mawile

crunch
swallow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:30:27 No.16231902 Report

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>>16231887
Subtle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:32:58 No.16231961 Report

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Audino
Healing Pulse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:33:18 No.16231971 Report

Quoted By: >>16232028

Confuse Ray
Sleep Powder
Harden
Pound
By a Female Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:35:03 No.16232028 Report

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>>16231971
I second this except for the spoilered bit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:37:42 No.16232089 Report

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>Roar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:37:55 No.16232097 Report

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Nidoqueen, Body Slam

I'll at least enjoy being squished by my wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:38:34 No.16232111 Report

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Electrode with selfdestruct, If I die then I'm taking that fucker with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:38:42 No.16232117 Report

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Dig
spore
Rock tomb
rototiller
grassy terrain

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:42:08 No.16232208 Report

Quoted By: >>16232764

Sand Attack x6
Charm x3
Psych Up
and DynamicPunch until I die.

(on a Smeargle, obviously)

Luna !FrGFHggWf2

Luna !FrGFHggWf2 Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:44:37 No.16232271 Report

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>>16230504
Fucking, idk. Abra with teleport.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:47:53 No.16232359 Report

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Draining Kiss from a female Sylveon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:48:46 No.16232381 Report

Quoted By: >>16233761

Judgement
Spacial Rend
Roar of Time
Shadow Force

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:50:33 No.16232432 Report

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Barbaracle. Use Water Gun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:51:05 No.16232440 Report

Quoted By: >>16235361

>>16230504

That picture is stupid

wailord's size to weight ratio makes wailord lighter than air.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 01:55:25 No.16232545 Report

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Gourgeist
>Trick-Or-Treat
>Explosion

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 02:03:51 No.16232764 Report

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>>16232208
Enjoy being a blind weakling for the rest of your life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 02:38:47 No.16233727 Report

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>Sableye
>Tickle

Being tickled to death would be fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 02:40:43 No.16233761 Report

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>>16232381

The event Arceus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 02:41:02 No.16233768 Report

Quoted By: >>16233793

Sylveon, Draining Kiss.

It's the only way assuming we actually have to die.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 02:42:05 No.16233793 Report

Quoted By: >>16233826

>>16233768

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 02:43:11 No.16233826 Report

Quoted By: >>16233852

>>16233793
False Swipe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 02:44:12 No.16233852 Report

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>>16233826
fuck didnt mean to quote

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 02:46:45 No.16233902 Report

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Wobbuffet
Destiny Bond

bringing a friend with me :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:43:23 No.16235361 Report

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>>16232440
If they weighed him by putting him on a scale wouldn't that make it his net weight on earth which would mean it's his actual weight minus his buoyancy which would mean he's just slightly heavier than air?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:29:36 No.16237843 Report

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Gardevoir.
Frustration.

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