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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:05:28 No.16234383 View View Reply Original Report

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Would you a Nidoqueen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:08:14 No.16234452 Report

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>>16234383
those muscles tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:09:27 No.16234486 Report

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>>16234383
no i wouldn't a any pokeman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:10:28 No.16234515 Report

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Sure. I like the bigger gals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:11:39 No.16234541 Report

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>>16234383
Only 4 feet, but why not.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:12:31 No.16234562 Report

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>>16234486
>not wanting nidoqueen to wrap you in its strong arms and letting you suckle its huge, plump breasts.
What are you? straight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:13:20 No.16234582 Report

Quoted By: >>16234645 >>16234670

But Nidoqueen can't breed....

Nidoking sure can though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:15:40 No.16234645 Report

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>>16234582
Mabye not with pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:16:38 No.16234670 Report

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>>16234582
The way I see it, she's just sterile. I mean, her previous evolutions can produce offspring, just not her.

So if anything, that's more of an incentive. No eggs to worry about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:18:30 No.16234716 Report

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>>16234670
Mabye Nidoqueen refuse to breed with nidoking under captivity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:21:44 No.16234788 Report

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Nidoqueen doesn't look like that OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:21:57 No.16234796 Report

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>>16234562
>>not wanting nidoqueen to wrap you in its strong arms and letting you suckle its huge, plump breasts
My girlfriend does this. She's built like a Nidoqueen, too.

Short, chubby and stacked. Awesome.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:23:28 No.16234844 Report

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No, but would a Nidorina in a heart beat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:24:12 No.16234859 Report

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>>16234383
Best pokegirl in my book

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:26:21 No.16234899 Report

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yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:26:57 No.16234921 Report

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>>16234796
>chubby girls.
Fuck /fit/'s irrational hatred for chubs you are one lucky motherfucker.
High five, nigga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:29:54 No.16234999 Report

Quoted By: >>16235201 >>16235220

>>16234796
>chubby
Have fun porking your pig

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:30:57 No.16235025 Report

Quoted By: >>16235072

>>16234921
Thanks man. I'm not even sure how the fuck it happened. I didn't know her very well, but she just asked for my number out of the blue one day.

You're right, though. Chubs are the best!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:33:12 No.16235072 Report

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>>16235025
Im so fuckign angry at you right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:33:24 No.16235077 Report

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>>16234844
My nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:35:29 No.16235131 Report

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>>16234844
Get em young and the'll grow to fit you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:37:40 No.16235201 Report

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>>16234999
>>>/fit/
>>>/pol/
>>>/eatshitfaggot/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:38:18 No.16235220 Report

Quoted By: >>16235259 >>16235282

>>16234999
>Have fun porking your pig
I do.

Almost every night.

It's fantastic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:39:05 No.16235259 Report

Quoted By: >>16235352

>>16235220

Pigs make funny noises while having sex

does your gf make funny noises as well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:40:03 No.16235282 Report

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>>16235220
Force her to wear a horn and ears and cover herself in blue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:40:08 No.16235284 Report

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>>16234796

You lucky bastard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:40:14 No.16235286 Report

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>>16235201
>this butthurt
>not even the same guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:40:18 No.16235290 Report

Quoted By: >>16235335 >>16235342

>wanting to shag a fatty
/vp/ has lower standards than I thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:42:10 No.16235335 Report

Quoted By: >>16235413

>>16235290
little bit of weight is alright

some people mistake fat for "chubby" though and that's no good

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:42:24 No.16235342 Report

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>>16235290
>implying nidoqueen isnt 100% pure muscle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:42:49 No.16235352 Report

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>>16235259
>does your gf make funny noises as well?
Does breathing heavily and moaning count?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:43:55 No.16235377 Report

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>>16235342
>Implying they were referring to Nidoqueen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:44:48 No.16235402 Report

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>>16235377
>implying his girlfriend isnt a nidoqueen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:45:13 No.16235413 Report

Quoted By: >>16235502 >>16235593

>>16235335
It depends on what you consider "chubby", if you post a pic of a girl with your alright amount then i'll know, I just meant that there are some who would go after a girl that's round.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:49:07 No.16235502 Report

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>>16235413
Doesnt matter how much weight or how it looks. For a /fit/fag any amount of weight is "destructive, immoral and disgusting."
My definition of chubby is a girl with obvious curves, somewhat of a belly but not overbearing, and a single chin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:50:32 No.16235535 Report

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this is chubby

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:52:47 No.16235593 Report

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>>16235413
Didn't realize I'd start a shitstorm by saying my girlfriend was chubby.

Shamelessly stole this pic from /s/. While this isn't her, it's a good approximation of her body. Judge it as you will, I think it's hot as fuck. I think chubs are the best, but if you don't than that's OK and you're welcome to think otherwise. Spoilered for lewd.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:57:30 No.16235708 Report

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>>16235593
what a hot mama

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:59:05 No.16235744 Report

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>>16235535
Doesn't count, anime can make anything look hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 03:59:10 No.16235748 Report

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No, King is better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:00:06 No.16235773 Report

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>>16235593
What the hell are those pink spots on her belly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:00:53 No.16235785 Report

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>>16235773
there from where my fingers dug into her belly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:00:55 No.16235787 Report

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>>16235773
Looks like stains in the mirror she's in front of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:02:12 No.16235818 Report

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i want to have sex with all kids of pokemon.
i am profesor niglet

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:02:44 No.16235832 Report

Quoted By: >>16235862

>>16235593
maybe a little too much for me but if that's what you're into, that is your thing.
Rihoko body style is just right for my preference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:03:54 No.16235862 Report

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>>16235832
maybe post something that shows her baddy instead of that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:04:18 No.16235874 Report

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>>16234383
no

but i would a nidorina

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:04:33 No.16235881 Report

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>>16235785
Keep deluding yourself neckbeard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:15:53 No.16237496 Report

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>>16234383
If less muscly, then yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:22:23 No.16237662 Report

Quoted By: >>16237733 >>16237758 >>16237952 >>16238029 >>16238102 >>16238429

Guys, guys

Like honestly

Would you a Pokemon?

Like if a Pokemon appeared in front of you, any one of them, honestly, would you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:24:59 No.16237733 Report

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>>16237662
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:26:06 No.16237758 Report

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>>16237662
That's so vague though. Is it female? The species is gonna matter, it could be something tame like Lopunny or something like Slugma. Is the Pokemon willing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:27:33 No.16237794 Report

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>>16237758
It can be any Pokemon, any gender, it will appear in front of you, look at you, and say, "I would."

But would you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:34:47 No.16237952 Report

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>>16237662
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:35:45 No.16237976 Report

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>>16234383
i would a nidoking

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:37:20 No.16238007 Report

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>>16235593
holy shit she's perfect.

Moar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:37:41 No.16238012 Report

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>>16235593
Is your girlfriend named Samantha by any chance?

Kai 2766 - 9308 - 3805 [Magmar, Pyroar, Fletchinder]

Kai 2766 - 9308 - 3805 [Magmar, Pyroar, Fletchinder] Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:38:54 No.16238029 Report

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>>16237662
I would a Machoke all day every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:39:52 No.16238050 Report

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>>16237794
Sure, why not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:43:15 No.16238102 Report

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>>16237662
If it's anatomically safe and feasible (I wouldn't a Ferrothorn or Togepi), intelligent enough to consent, and willing, then I would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:57:54 No.16238429 Report

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>>16237662
I would a Glaceon but that's really on the boarder of how far my fetishes will go

I don't even know why I would

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:03:49 No.16238541 Report

Quoted By: >>16238611 >>16238698 >>16238836 >>16238850 >>16238880

You are all sick fucks, I bet you want to fuck animals in real life too

You should just castrate yourselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:08:00 No.16238611 Report

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>>16238541
I'm not surprised. Fat people are as disgusting as animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:11:41 No.16238698 Report

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>>16238541
muh slipry slupe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:17:53 No.16238836 Report

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>>16238541
>Pokemon
>animals

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:18:31 No.16238850 Report

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>>16238541
Yes, you are so right. I want to fuck real life animals as does everyone else in this thread. Kudos to you for figuring this fact out because, let's face it, if you want to fuck an imaginary animal-like creature that is that is drawn is a purposefully sexualized way and which has intelligence almost on par with a human then there's no doubt that you would also fuck a real life dog.

Take your logical fallacy crap somewhere else faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:20:19 No.16238880 Report

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>>16238541
>Some are Humanoid creatures
>Pokemon are sapient and they aren't even animals

That's a huge leap you made there Anon, must be the lack of brain cells.

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