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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:19:15 No.16236220 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16236324 >>16236759 >>16236941 >>16237084 >>16238852 >>16238923 >>16241253 >>16242744

I finally realized why you freaks want to fuck Pokemon and/or fictional cartoon girls.

It's because you realize you could never fuck anyone in real life.[/SPOILER

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:20:01 No.16236236 Report

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good job idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:20:15 No.16236248 Report

Quoted By: >>16236868

We might want to fuck Pokemon, but at least we don't fuck up spoiler tags.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:20:58 No.16236262 Report

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You'll need this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:21:55 No.16236283 Report

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normalfag, pls go

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:23:30 No.16236318 Report

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:23:40 No.16236324 Report

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>>16236220
Couldn't this reasoning be used on any fap material?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:24:08 No.16236341 Report

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I finally realized why you faggots make threads like this.

It's because you realize you are unable to accomplish simple tasks and must show this to the world

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:32:44 No.16236542 Report

Quoted By: >>16237084

>have a girlfriend
>still get off to all that stuff when away

You can't stop me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:40:51 No.16236722 Report

Quoted By: >>16245234

I get to pick between sluts or AIDS-free 2D females.
I guess it's because I don't like the thought of relationships but gimme dat hentai.

Pete [0104-0499-3702]

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Pete [0104-0499-3702] Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:42:03 No.16236759 Report

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>>16236220

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:45:55 No.16236847 Report

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Wow congrats, you solved the mystery. Now what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:47:30 No.16236868 Report

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>>16236248
This. God damn nigga, use control + s if it's so hard for you to type it out. Embarrassing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:47:54 No.16236878 Report

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supoiler you got me./sloiper

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:51:03 No.16236941 Report

Quoted By: >>16237983

>>16236220
I got a titjob from a chubby girl cosplaying as May once.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:51:04 No.16236942 Report

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You're right, OP. That's EXACTLY the reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 04:57:38 No.16237084 Report

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>>16236220
Why would you spoiler tag that OP? Everyone knows that.
>>16236542
^Even this lying faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:36:01 No.16237983 Report

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>>16236941

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:38:23 No.16238022 Report

Quoted By: >>16238126 >>16238136

>muh fetishes
>I want to fuck a thing that looks like a cross between a cat, a fish, and a dolphin
>it's just muh fetishes guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:44:15 No.16238126 Report

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>>16238022
Well yeah, but it's not like it matters. No one here knows each other, and will likely disregard everything the other says and go about their own business right after.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:44:37 No.16238136 Report

Quoted By: >>16239692

>>16238022
Yeah, technically that's a paraphilia, not a fetish. Good catch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:48:41 No.16238226 Report

Quoted By: >>16238300 >>16238830

It's not that hard to get laid/have sex.
The problem lies in who's actually desirable for sex. An attractive woman may have an unbearable personality while a woman with a nice personality may be fat or built wrong.

And the middle ground is just a mess. Most of 4Chan knows that fucking isn't worth it when you look at most of society in general. A lot people are scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:51:43 No.16238300 Report

Quoted By: >>16238365 >>16238399 >>16238457 >>16238830

>>16238226
It's not that hard to fuck someone desirable. Step one is to. not put them on a pedestal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:55:03 No.16238365 Report

Quoted By: >>16238402

>>16238300
heeeere we go

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:56:40 No.16238399 Report

Quoted By: >>16238471 >>16238830

>>16238300
It's not about putting them on a pedestal. I don't even know where you got that one from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:56:44 No.16238402 Report

Quoted By: >>16239463

>>16238365
Step One:
Cut a hole in a box!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 05:59:38 No.16238457 Report

Quoted By: >>16238491

>>16238300
>pedestal
It's pedal stool

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:00:27 No.16238471 Report

Quoted By: >>16238517 >>16238535 >>16238830

>>16238399
Sure it is. A lot of you little Faggots assume that attractive girls are out of your league.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:01:26 No.16238491 Report

Quoted By: >>16238538

>>16238457
paddenstoel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:02:21 No.16238504 Report

Quoted By: >>16238830

tfw my boyfriend is perfectly fine with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:02:44 No.16238517 Report

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>>16238471
welcome to /vp/, where we talk about relationships

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:03:36 No.16238535 Report

Quoted By: >>16238570 >>16238668 >>16238830

>>16238471
Did...did you not read my post?
I don't care if a woman had nice tits, wide hips and a big butt, if she's vapid, shallow and has nothing to offer other than her looks, I'm not fucking around with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:03:42 No.16238538 Report

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>>16238491
Pad and Stool

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:05:40 No.16238570 Report

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>>16238535
>no ugly chicks
>no chicks with personalities I disagree with

Sounds to me like you're a little bitch who should stay at home and play make believe with his waifu figures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:07:32 No.16238606 Report

Quoted By: >>16238621

>>16238570
I don't think he ever said he'd reject ugly chicks, actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:07:35 No.16238607 Report

Quoted By: >>16238678 >>16238830

>>16238570
Relationships are all about personality you nimrod

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:08:00 No.16238612 Report

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>>16238570
>b-but anon, muh kuhwuhee waifuh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:08:34 No.16238621 Report

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>>16238606
disregard that, I suck cocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:10:20 No.16238668 Report

Quoted By: >>16238768 >>16238830

>>16238535
How virginal of you.

You do realize we're talking about fucking here, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:10:45 No.16238678 Report

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>>16238607
what a manchild

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:12:28 No.16238712 Report

Quoted By: >>16238760 >>16238821 >>16238830

How would you ever get along with someone if you don't like their personality?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:14:27 No.16238760 Report

Quoted By: >>16238830

>>16238712
>My body wants you
>My brain wants to strangle you
>So stop talking

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:15:01 No.16238768 Report

Quoted By: >>16238783 >>16238826 >>16238830 >>16238845 >>16239761

>>16238668
What's the point of fucking if you don't have genuine feelings for someone? Do you know how many kids were born because two people fucked for the sake of it? Why even do that? You feel good at the moment, but the long-term affects outweigh it tenfold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:15:52 No.16238783 Report

Quoted By: >>16238830

>>16238768
>You feel good at the moment
how to solve your own riddles: a book by you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:17:20 No.16238821 Report

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>>16238712
If it's for the short term. people find fuckbuddies and have empty relationships all the time, it's not a new or terrible thing.
Long term relationships, however, need the two to "get along" in order for it to work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:17:30 No.16238826 Report

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>>16238768
>Why even do that?
You don't have the brain power to process those effects because all your blood went elsewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:17:42 No.16238830 Report

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>>16238226
>>16238300
>>16238399
>>16238471
>>16238504
>>16238535
>>16238570
>>16238607
>>16238668
>>16238712
>>16238760
>>16238768
>>16238783

>>>/r9k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:18:13 No.16238845 Report

Quoted By: >>16238879 >>16239249 >>16239312 >>16239362

>>16238768
Protection nimrod.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:18:36 No.16238852 Report

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>>16236220
>cant into spoilers
redditard confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:20:17 No.16238879 Report

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>>16238845
It's not 100% effective yadda yadda

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:22:36 No.16238923 Report

Quoted By: >>16239109

>>16236220
It took you a decade to figure that out? I already knew this on Ru/Sa's release date. What's equally retarded is not only did it take you this long to acquire this knowledge, you specifically used "girls" in reference to Gardevoir, despite there also being male ones. They're not a single gender pokémon and anyone whom refers to them as such is undoubtedly one of the people who want to fuck them. No anon, YOU are the freaks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:23:39 No.16238956 Report

Quoted By: >>16239002 >>16239034

I've fucked plenty of things in real life, OP.

One of them was even a person!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:25:44 No.16239002 Report

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>>16238956
#420YoloBlazeItFaggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:27:01 No.16239034 Report

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>>16238956
Did you fuck your Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:28:55 No.16239085 Report

Quoted By: >>16239110 >>16239990

most of the female trainers have been fuckable

not sure how people fap to the pokemon themselves though they usually look way too cutesy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:29:47 No.16239109 Report

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>>16238923
Oh, fuck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:29:58 No.16239110 Report

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>>16239085
Have you seen pokephillia? I thought it was disgusting at first. But after that first fap, my life changed. I still can't fap to any other furry things, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:36:50 No.16239249 Report

Quoted By: >>16239298

>>16238845
Once. Again.

Why are you fucking if you don't have a genuine attraction to that person. Condoms be damned, there's still the whole we fucked and now you're mine ordeal. You wanted a one night stand and she wanted someone to trap.

Can a janitor delete this thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:39:32 No.16239298 Report

Quoted By: >>16239457

>>16239249
>Why are you fucking
Because it feels good you autistic fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:39:58 No.16239312 Report

Quoted By: >>16239362

>>16238845
>nimrod.

nimrod isn't an insult, you doofus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:42:08 No.16239362 Report

Quoted By: >>16239374

>>16239312
>>16238845
Fun Fact: When Bogs Bunny called Elmer Fudd "Nimrod", he was referring to the Biblical figure who was a great hunter, callimg him by that name Sarcastically.

Since then, stupid kids have thought it was a synonym for "moron"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:42:48 No.16239374 Report

Quoted By: >>16239435

>>16239362
>Bogs Bunny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:45:12 No.16239435 Report

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>>16239374

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:45:58 No.16239457 Report

Quoted By: >>16239479 >>16239501 >>16240024

>>16239298
You can masturbate and get that same feeling without the bad smell. After a fap, I lose all sexual emotion until two days after. That is a terrible excuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:46:19 No.16239463 Report

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>>16238402
Step Two:
Put ya junk in that box!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:47:14 No.16239479 Report

Quoted By: >>16239648

>>16239457
Spoken like a true virgin. Fapping is to sex what instant ramen is to steak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:47:55 No.16239501 Report

Quoted By: >>16239583 >>16239648

>>16239457
>masturbation
>not the epitome of autism and pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:51:50 No.16239583 Report

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>>16239501
>breathing
>not the epitome of autism and pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:55:05 No.16239648 Report

Quoted By: >>16239677

>>16239479
>>16239501
So what if I'm a virgin? I know full well what careless sex can bring and I have friends and relatives that know that a lot more than they needed to. It's not worth the strain and drain.

Sorry if everyone isn't lucky to have met good women that won't screw you over or pin something onto you for their own benefit. Maybe I'll get lucky and eat my own words one day. Until then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:56:45 No.16239677 Report

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>>16239648
>>>/r9k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 06:57:26 No.16239692 Report

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>>16238136
Don't paraphilias have to be harmful to the person's ability to function as a human ability?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:00:12 No.16239761 Report

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>>16238768
Condoms w/ spermicide

Have you heard of them?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:09:40 No.16239960 Report

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:11:17 No.16239990 Report

Quoted By: >>16240079

>>16239085
I admit to being one of the ones to fap to Pokemon

I'm honestly not sure. By all reasoning, it's basically bestiality

Maybe I'm just defective *shrugs*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:13:02 No.16240024 Report

Quoted By: >>16240053 >>16240090

>>16239457
For two days?

Holy crap, no WONDER you're not connecting. Ever thought you might be slightly on the asexual side?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:14:27 No.16240053 Report

Quoted By: >>16240109

>>16240024
>if you don't fap everyday you're asexual
no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:15:33 No.16240079 Report

Quoted By: >>16240148

>>16239990
nothing wrong with it, and not judging

i just don't get how something so cutesy becomes a turn on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:15:49 No.16240090 Report

Quoted By: >>16240132

>>16240024
Or just not a kid? I haven't felt the need to fap every day since I was like 19 or so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:16:39 No.16240109 Report

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>>16240053
I said slightly. Not out right asexual, but two days with NO urges at all? Absolutely zero?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:17:41 No.16240132 Report

Quoted By: >>16240164 >>16240354

>>16240090
It's more the zero urgers he claims. I'm taking that as not even caring when an attractive person is around

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:18:44 No.16240148 Report

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>>16240079

Best I can guess is that the "cutesy"ness actually helps, by slightly anthropomorphizing them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:19:21 No.16240164 Report

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>>16240132
Probably just hyperbole

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:20:38 No.16240190 Report

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Oh wow. You finally figured it out?
Nice work, Watson!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:21:59 No.16240206 Report

Quoted By: >>16241926

>Typing Spoiler tags manually
Just press CTRL+S faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:29:28 No.16240354 Report

Quoted By: >>16240544

>>16240132
After I fap, whatever feeling of lust I had prior to busting is gone. And that's where it lies at, lust. Take that away and a lot of women are unbearable to be around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:39:40 No.16240544 Report

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>>16240354
OH! Ok, I thought you meant no urges as in not even finding people attractive afterwards, not just the normal, "Eh, I'm a bit horny"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:43:31 No.16240625 Report

Quoted By: >>16240744 >>16240795 >>16240819 >>16245050

>you will never fuck a glaceon

feels bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:46:57 No.16240686 Report

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I don't even want to fuck some fictional girl or a pokemon but yes the second part is true I will never get to fuck anyone in real life.
B-but I've accepted that fact ;_;

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:49:57 No.16240744 Report

Quoted By: >>16245050

>>16240625
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:53:03 No.16240795 Report

Quoted By: >>16240856 >>16240895 >>16241070

>>16240625
Glaceon resembles a puppy with infant/childlike features. Same goes for a lot of Pokemon like Espurr (kitten/child) or Smoochum. This causes normal people to view them as cute. People like you though... ugh. I swear a lot of you are closet/future pedophiles.

Classy Sylveon

Classy Sylveon Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:54:06 No.16240819 Report

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>>16240625
Ugh, fuck you anon, I just got over that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:54:42 No.16240831 Report

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>muh slipry slupe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:56:07 No.16240856 Report

Quoted By: >>16240928

>>16240795
What?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:58:21 No.16240892 Report

Quoted By: >>16241379 >>16245124

>you will never fuck a Rhydon in it's nice crusty pussy hole

Life is pain

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 07:58:33 No.16240895 Report

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>>16240795
>stop liking what I find abhorrent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:00:13 No.16240928 Report

Quoted By: >>16241075

>>16240856
Wanting to fuck puppies with childlike anthropomorphic features?

Fucking pedos. It's like kiddie porn you can't be arrested for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:05:52 No.16241070 Report

Quoted By: >>16241188

>>16240795
>muh slippery slope fallacy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:06:10 No.16241075 Report

Quoted By: >>16241188

>>16240928
But that's not the reason I'd fug a glaceon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:06:54 No.16241092 Report

Quoted By: >>16241117

Whats going on here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:08:38 No.16241117 Report

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>>16241092
waifu a shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:11:52 No.16241188 Report

Quoted By: >>16241267 >>16241353

>>16241070
>Implying that you're not already at the bottom of said slope
>>16241075
I'm sure it's just got a great personality, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:14:29 No.16241253 Report

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>>16236220

It's not difficult to have sex.

Seriously, make it known you want to have sex, you'll probably get a lot of responses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:15:06 No.16241262 Report

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why is this even a thread

why are people responding to the OP

why are people so easy to bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:15:12 No.16241267 Report

Quoted By: >>16241402

>>16241188
muh fetishes, m9

I can't explain them

So far, I've narrowed it down to it being intelligent, feminine, but not human, all at once

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:19:50 No.16241353 Report

Quoted By: >>16241402 >>16241454

>>16241188
>I CAN RELATE FEATURES TO SOME POKEMON
>Clearly I can associate paraphilias then
Nope, you're just creating a false relationship. Hence, some pedophiles hate the Pokemon, but not the girls, and the other way around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:22:08 No.16241379 Report

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>>16240892
Holy shit that picture is small

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:23:57 No.16241402 Report

Quoted By: >>16241427 >>16241458

>>16241267
>>16241353
Although he kind of has a point with Smoochum

It's even in the baby egg group (aka unbreedable but for different reasons from legendaries)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:25:24 No.16241427 Report

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>>16241402
Well then, it's a good thing Smoochum a shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:26:58 No.16241454 Report

Quoted By: >>16241522 >>16241544 >>16241608 >>16241638

>>16241353
>Denying that the Eeveelutions resemble children
2 Questions:

Are you a registered sex offender yet?
and
How many hours on average do you spend leaning over the playground fence and drooling?

I'd wager "Not yet" for one and minimum 3 for two. Pedo. Oh and btw, all Pokemon being of human level intelligence or higher isn't canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:27:17 No.16241458 Report

Quoted By: >>16241511

>>16241402
Good thing no one here wants to fuck a smoochum then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:27:19 No.16241459 Report

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has anyone else noticed nuzleaf's model has nipples?

has anyone else noticed that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:30:20 No.16241511 Report

Quoted By: >>16241534

>>16241458
I've stumbled upon Togepi, Smoochum, and Pichu rule 34 before (...the Pichu was urinating and shitting on an IBM logo. That image is forever burned into my head)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:31:04 No.16241522 Report

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>>16241454
Nope, now you're just resorting to irrelevant questions in order to further your point. Have fun "arguing" with someone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:31:50 No.16241534 Report

Quoted By: >>16241566

>>16241511
Well, whoever likes that stuff is way more fucked in the head than I am, at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:32:30 No.16241544 Report

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>>16241454
No and not at all

And at least Espeon and Umbreon are of human intelligence (both can use Psychic, which is a mental assault and seems to preclude such talents as telepathic communication with, say, a human. Which would kind of require at least human intelligence to pull off)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:33:32 No.16241566 Report

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>>16241534
It was just plain disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:37:07 No.16241608 Report

Quoted By: >>16241634 >>16245050

>>16241454
>Implying I denied that
>Missing the point entirely
Learn to read before replying, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:39:19 No.16241634 Report

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>>16241608
>I
Fuck, what am I on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:39:39 No.16241638 Report

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>>16241454
>eeveelutions
>resembling children

explain?

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:44:29 No.16241707 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:51:53 No.16241817 Report

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>>16241707
2weird4me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:55:19 No.16241876 Report

Quoted By: >>16241901

>Vaporeon
>Gardevoir
>Blaziken
>Glaceon
>Serperior
>Braixen
>Delphox
>Sylveon
i'm so vanilla

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:56:53 No.16241901 Report

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>>16241876
Are you me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 08:58:17 No.16241926 Report

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>>16240206
>not knowing it doesn't work when starting a thread
Step your game up fagget

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 09:01:34 No.16241975 Report

Quoted By: >>16242024 >>16242085

Is there any specific fetish that leads one to want to fuck Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 09:04:05 No.16242024 Report

Quoted By: >>16242066 >>16242117 >>16242150 >>16242220

>>16241975
the pokémon forcefully claiming you as their mate

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 09:05:38 No.16242049 Report

Quoted By: >>16242178

>not having a qt3.14 girlfriend that would cosplay Gardevoir for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 09:06:25 No.16242066 Report

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>>16242024
Bueno.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 09:07:50 No.16242085 Report

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>>16241975
Furry would be one possible one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 09:10:04 No.16242117 Report

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>>16242024
Thanks for the new fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 09:12:37 No.16242150 Report

Quoted By: >>16242220

>>16242024
>The Pokémon deems you worthy and ideal because of your training and battling ability
>They desire to have their master

jnt 4484-8952-8809 (Doduo, Tranquill, Rufflet)

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jnt 4484-8952-8809 (Doduo, Tranquill, Rufflet) Mon 25 Nov 2013 09:14:18 No.16242178 Report

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>>16242049

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 09:18:22 No.16242220 Report

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>>16242024
>>16242150
whyboner

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 09:33:50 No.16242450 Report

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Yes

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>>16236220

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 10:27:30 No.16243033 Report

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 14:24:02 No.16245017 Report

Quoted By: >>16245124

>>16243033
Blazikens don't have boobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 14:28:29 No.16245050 Report

Quoted By: >>16245079 >>16245090

>>16240744
>>16240625
>>16241608
Pedophiles confirmed. Registered yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 14:31:34 No.16245079 Report

Quoted By: >>16245280

>>16245050
How is wanting to fuck a Glaceon pedophilic?

If anything Glaceon is a sexual mature creature seeings how evolved forms of Pokemon are seen as the "adults" and "leaders" of the species.

TL;DR -eon fucking is awright but not Eevee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 14:32:39 No.16245090 Report

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>>16245050
>paedophiles
Nonsense, Glaceon is of breeding age

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 14:36:18 No.16245124 Report

Quoted By: >>16245302

>>16245017
Fuck you. Blazy are half-humans.

>>16240892
Hell! I can't see it.

Lightning Flash 4725-8129-1588

Lightning Flash 4725-8129-1588 Mon 25 Nov 2013 14:47:42 No.16245234 Report

Quoted By: >>16245327

>>16236722

We're kindred spirits, you and I.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 14:52:31 No.16245280 Report

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>>16245079
The normal response to an adorable anthropomorphic puppy monster would be "Awww dats cuuute!"
Your response: "Hey that reminds me of little Johnny! Now I'm gonna fantasize about it!"
Enjoying it's childlike features in a sexual manner exposes you for a closet pedo. Being attracted to one flat out confirms that you enjoy the inappropriate company of little boys and girls. You sicken me. Regged?

>I-it's not bestiality if it's of hummin kevell intellujence duuhhhrr
>M-muh kiddie animal porn

Hey it's yhe next best thing right? Fucking bottom feeders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 14:53:55 No.16245302 Report

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>>16245124
Nope. They're humanoid, not half human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 14:56:05 No.16245327 Report

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>>16245234
Actually there's not much wrong with that. At least they appear human.

>M-muh lolis!
Except this. You fucking pederasts can murder yourselves.

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