Part 13: http://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/16176167 + http://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/16204107
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Touched deeply by the scene between the two friends, you feel compelled to help Rodney through this in his time of need, "Vern is right Rodney, suicide isn't worth it! Your side will die by the end of it, BUT YOU CAN STILL MAKE TODAY A GOOD DAY!"

Just then Miss Leading and Furfrou catch up to you, both trainer and mutt entering the armory after having slaughtered through dozens of hose-wielding cows and flying bulls, "Calem, I commend you on such disappointing bodyguard work.They really must consider offering you a reward for such efficient work in that area."

"Miss, I thought you were behind me the whole time!"

"No, I was waist-deep in hot milk. But thank you for the concern."

Rodney considers your touching words for a moment, but Miss' sudden presence brings an epiphany to him, "OH GOD, OH GOD NO, NO WAY MAN! IT'S THE GUY, IT'S THE GUY AND THE GIRL THAT GRUMPS PREDICTED WOULD DEFEAT US- NO WAY MAN NO YOU AREN'T RUSING ME, NOT TONIGHT, I'M A FOLLOWER OF JESUS CRIPES, I KNOW MY STANCE, I'M ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT DOWNTOWN ROASTED PORK! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME, THIS WORLD DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE MAN WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE TONIGHT! GOODBYE VERN!"

"NO RODNEY NO!!!!"