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Goodra or The Creepiest New Pokemon

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 22:16:20 No.16255148 View View Reply Original Report

Okay people, let us talk about the horrible implications of the Goomy line.
Apart from the slimebait like the sick fucks in pic related, let us concentrat on the in-game universe.

First, Goomy.
From its Pokedex entry, it comes off as a kind of snail or leech, while at the same time being a dragon. Also, it has antennae.
Okay, that's not really creepy right now, I am just building tension.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 22:17:26 No.16255178 Report

Quoted By: >>16255225

>>16255148

Next is Sliggoo, which indeed almost looks like a snail, but with arms. And instead of a shell, it has its slime body part rolled up. What does it need it for? For water, like a camel?
Also, it spits fucking acid/digestive juices. Like a fucking xenomorph. And it sticks, like the stuff Dennis Nedrey got spat on with.
Also, it is blind. The green spots on its "head"? I dunno, but they sure as hell can't see.
It perceives its environment with its antennae, or "horns", as they are called in the Pokedex.
Okay, now that we got this, imagine, you are walking through the swamp at night, Goomys sticking to your legs, maybe gnawing at them?
Then, all of a sudden, something is creeping forward. You stand there, against a fucking tree, knee-deep in some vile shit while this thing, moving its four HORNS in all directions, like a centipede, essentially making a radar picture of you, while coming closer and closer. You can't move from the fear (and the plethora of Goomys sticking to you). It stands right before you. At almost 3 foot it is as high as your thigh. The horns are feeling you, touching you, wandering on your legs, into your crotch..... BOOM! HISSSSSS! A gust of sticky acid wets your pants, your dick burns, your balls burn, your legs burn. The flesh withers away, chunks are falling off while you get covered completely in it. Just like the fire ants in the brazilian rainforest - they simply cover you and bite and piss you to death. It feels just like that, only even worse. No slimy goo blowjob for you pervert, just pain and a slow death in the swamp. That's fucking Sliggoo. But we are not finished yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 22:18:34 No.16255225 Report

Quoted By: >>16255258 >>16255724

>>16255178

Motherfucking Goodra. While obviously benevolent in nature - well, pigs are too. And you all have seen Hannibal (if you don't live/grew up on a farm anyways). So do you want to be near a hungry Goodra? I thought so.
Okay, so the pokedex says that it likes to hug its trainer and cover them in sticky slime. How many people do you think have died that way? Have you ever been covered in drool by a bulldog? Or touched the stuff sea cucumbers secrete for defense? Or just tried to get egg white from your hands? Or had a good sneeze on a spot you didn't thiink it could ever be reached by nose projectiles? Now imagine being covered by this, just stickier. And by a fucking almost seven foot high slime dragon thing. Completely covered, unable to breathe. Hard to wash away with non-organic solvents. Once it gets in your mouth, your nostrils, you are basically fucked. You will suffocate, like when your idiot cousin jumped on your face with a pillow. The same is true for the goo dragon. It might not want to hurt you, and technically it doesn't. It just smothers you to death.
Next up, we cover the force of a slimy lifeform. The Y entry says that it attacks with retractable horns to deliver powerful punches. How are they retractable you ask? Well, the thing is made of slime, what MIGHT they probably be made of? But how can it deliver such blows, it's just slime?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 22:19:41 No.16255258 Report

Quoted By: >>16257735 >>16257878 >>16270323

>>16255225

Rheology, motherfucker, you know it? Ever heard of non-newtonian fluids? Shear thickening fluids? While we can assume that most of its body is just covered in a thick layer of slime, the horns probably either contain glands or are made completely from goo. What happens now is the following: Horns expand, are really thin and runny. They get accelerated on their way to the target. When they hit the target, they behave like a solid. BOOM! Oh, that was your chest? Sorry, now it's a bloody pulp of collapsed lungs, a squished and ruptured heart and I don't want to talk about what happened to the riibs. Go to liveleak, watch people falling from somewhere and get the idea. Maybe you still can't imagine. Ever jumped from a tower into the pool? Ever got hit by a wave on the beach? It's like that, just several orders of magnitude worse.
That's it from me. What are your thoughts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 22:22:11 No.16255323 Report

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ur mom LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 22:22:36 No.16255333 Report

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thanks for making goodra sound more interesting than it really is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 22:38:03 No.16255724 Report

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>>16255225
The pigs in Hannibal were Russian Boars. I had them as pets a while back. They're like land piranha, they rip shit apart whether it's dead or alive for the hell of it. Saw the tear a chicken to sheds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 22:44:57 No.16255954 Report

Quoted By: >>16256170 >>16257414

>>16255148
I can't think of any reason why you would write this in such vivid detail, unless you're actually getting off on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 22:52:26 No.16256170 Report

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>>16255954
To convey the danger and violent terrifying acts this creature is capable of, obviously. I enjoyed it, thanks for making this thing sound like the animal its meant to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 23:42:15 No.16257414 Report

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>>16255954
No, I don't get off on it and frankly I am a bit disgusted that you even think about someone getting off to it. Do you also get off to horror stories? I should have known bettter, coming here with your waifus and pokephilia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 23:44:12 No.16257470 Report

Quoted By: >>16257627

Go back to TV Tropes with this garbage

Not fucking everything needs to have a dark and edgy background

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 23:50:27 No.16257627 Report

Quoted By: >>16271932 >>16273687

>>16257470
>edgy
I hear you saying this word, but I think you don't know what it means.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 23:51:45 No.16257652 Report

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I'm pretty sure Goodra's slime tastes like pudding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 23:55:53 No.16257735 Report

Quoted By: >>16257770 >>16270349

>>16255258
But Goodra isn't made of slime, it just secretes a lot of the stuff. Same as a normal slug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2013 23:57:31 No.16257770 Report

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>>16257735
I doesn't need to be to have that affect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 00:02:30 No.16257878 Report

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>>16255258
*applauds*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 00:02:50 No.16257885 Report

Quoted By: >>16269754

You seem to forget the fact that pokeworld humans can take a hyper beam and just walk it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 03:14:57 No.16263076 Report

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When you think about it, and actually consider what their descriptions entail, most Pokemon are terrifying, even if they're not depicted as such.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 08:18:29 No.16269754 Report

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>>16257885
That's because Hyper Beam sucks. It's the worst move ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 08:33:22 No.16269920 Report

Quoted By: >>16271443

Moar, op. Do moar Pokemon.
No, seriously, moar.
Is the Dragonite line possible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 08:48:09 No.16270071 Report

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OP do kluffkee

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 08:59:45 No.16270172 Report

Quoted By: >>16270201

>The line running down its side can store sunlight. It shines vividly at night.

Woooooo, how creepy, better sleep with your eyes open tonight.

McWorker 0259-0379-6814: dedennde, Stunfisk, Luxio

McWorker 0259-0379-6814: dedennde, Stunfisk, Luxio Tue 26 Nov 2013 09:03:35 No.16270201 Report

Quoted By: >>16271520

>>16270172
Wouldn't be that hard to spin that into a story about people getting lost at sea and starving to death because they keep thinking the lights in the distance are a city instead of a school of finneon during breeding season.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 09:17:48 No.16270323 Report

Quoted By: >>16273786,1

>>16255258
I like it. I like your analysis anon.

I'd still like a Goodra though. They look like nice Pokemon. I'd just tell her not to hug me above the torso. Feed her plenty of water and always tell her clean up her messes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 09:20:33 No.16270349 Report

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>>16257735
But it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 11:26:30 No.16271443 Report

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>>16269920
Sorry, this was just because it did indeed struck me as creepy, not because I wanted to do something creepy with a non-creepy pokemon.
Also, the Dratini line isn't creepy at all. Apart from the weather changing of Dragonair there isn't anything remotely creepy on there. Dragonites are fucking high velocity flying dolphins!

But maybe I can look further to others. Drifloom for example is fucking creepy by itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 11:43:58 No.16271520 Report

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I love stuff like this.

>>16270201
That sounds pretty cool and logical.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 12:33:13 No.16271932 Report

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>>16257627

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 13:13:29 No.16272264 Report

Quoted By: >>16273376

OP here, I try do do another one in the future. One for every generation except the first (since we all know Mewtwo is THE creepiest mon of oall and there has been written enough about it).
So, I try to collect ideas. I thought of doing Houndoom, but it's already so dark I don't think it would be cool applying any thought to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 15:22:15 No.16273376 Report

Quoted By: >>16273786

>>16272264
2 wobbufet
3 spinda
4 gastrodon
5 rapeldurr

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 15:25:22 No.16273404 Report

Quoted By: >>16273575

So guys, how 'bout some Goodra x Shauna?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 15:41:36 No.16273575 Report

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>>16273404
I prefer shauna without the goodra.
I've looked at shauna, goodra, shauna x goodra. I just don't feel goodra is deserving of my shauna.
I've never felt this way before...
It's excellent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 15:50:33 No.16273687 Report

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>>16257627
are...are you retarded?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 15:53:03 No.16273726 Report

Quoted By: >>16273738

China Kitty drew goodra!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 15:53:50 No.16273738 Report

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>>16273726
Why do you have to mention that name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2013 15:55:20 No.16273770 Report

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oh god those eyes

McWorker 0259-0379-6814: dedennde, Stunfisk, Luxio

McWorker 0259-0379-6814: dedennde, Stunfisk, Luxio Tue 26 Nov 2013 15:56:07 No.16273786 Report

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>>16273376
2 is right out, there's just far too little to work with there and what can you honestly say about black parasites inflating and mutating their victims so they can be used as a shield?
3 is iffy. Maybe go the direction of a drunken monkey attack? Hell if we go by gen 3 location you could go with lemmings into the volcano and occasionally taking a drunk person with them.
4 works but I'm not in the mindset to write anything right now, hell I shoulda gone to bed 3 hours ago
5... The fuck am I supposed to do with a conceldurr? Maybe talk about them putting in substandard supports because they want to keep the quality ones? Fight clubs run without people so fainting is actually dying? Seriously I got nothing good or substantial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Nov 2013 00:02:21 No.16273786,1 Report Delete

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>>16270323
>her

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