>>16269702>This is what Poké fuckers actually believe There are many Pokémon who exhibit only animal level intelligence. No, you can't assume that EVERY Pokemon is super or even human level intelligent unless there's direct evidence.
-Muh waifus!
Most Pokémon are enslaved instantly by Pokéballs. Your will becomes theirs, unless they're particularly high level, in which case only additional experience will allow you to control your whoreslaves. Basically you have to break the strong ones.
>M-muh evadense dat Pogeymanz wanna be caught!That's shit they tell you to get activists and concerned parents off their asses. And it's nonsense. Most likely the poor little fuckers get boxed for eternity. Only a select few are chosen for the team. Did I say chosen? I meant meticulously bred to perfection.
>M- muh game mechanics!Shut up you pathetic Poké fucking faggot. Few people end up with their original captures on their teams and you know it. The people that do are likely casual normalfags who wouldn't give a Pokemon's ass a second glance.
Poké Fuckers are a delusional lot for sure.
>M-muh consensual sex!Laughable. If Pokémon could really choose do you think their choice would be a pathetic Beta piece of shit like you? A wild Pokémon would react violently to any advances and likely try to hurt/kill you. You're no Gary.
>D-duh trainer has to prove themselves in order to be accepted.Yes. Ensnaring anything in technology instantly makes it your friend. You are essentially enslaving them and forcing them to beat the shit out of each other. Any friendship that happens is Stockholm shit.
Many Pokemon fuckers are pedos and other degenerates in a very thin disguise. Pepple want to fuck things like the Eeveelutions, Meloetta, Gothorita, etc...
Disgusting. I bet half of you are already registered.
