What the skree did you just skreeing say about me, you little skree? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Skrees, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret skrees on Al-skreeda, and I have over 300 confirmed skrees. I am trained in skree warfare and I’m the top skreer in the entire US skree forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the skree out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my skreeing words. You think you can get away with saying that skree to me over the Internet? Think again, skreer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of skrees across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, skree. The skree that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your skree. You’re skreeing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can brave bird you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare skrees. Not only am I extensively trained in Close Combat, but I have access to the entire skrees of the United Skrees Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable skree off the face of the region, you little skree. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your skreeing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn skree. I will skree fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re skreeing dead, Skiddo.
