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Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:03:08 No.16326179 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16326247 >>16326321 >>16332413 >>16332495 >>16334781

No, really.

WHY isn't there a turkey Pokemon yet? We're six gens in. What the fuck am I supposed to wonder trade mass boxes of today?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:04:06 No.16326193 Report

Quoted By: >>16326223

Nothing, you'd be wonder trading with people outside of America over half the time, and they don't give a shit about your holiday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:04:58 No.16326203 Report

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Farfetch'd since because they are tasty

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:06:19 No.16326223 Report

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>>16326193
This

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:07:41 No.16326239 Report

Quoted By: >>16326285 >>16326291 >>16326517 >>16326560 >>16326611 >>16326693 >>16326848 >>16333118

>celebrating the genocide of the native population

Stay classy America.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:07:49 No.16326244 Report

Quoted By: >>16326288

Braviary is americabird, send that!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:07:53 No.16326247 Report

Quoted By: >>16326278 >>16326401 >>16326456 >>16326473 >>16326591 >>16327852

>>16326179
Why there isn't more elephant Pokemon besides the Phanpy line?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:07:56 No.16326249 Report

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>not WT'ing boxes of Farfetch'd named "Turducken"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:08:57 No.16326270 Report

Quoted By: >>16326660 >>16326804

There are also no dolphin, koala and kangaroo pokemon.

Yet we have much more obscure and bizarre animals reimagined as pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:09:38 No.16326278 Report

Quoted By: >>16326560

>>16326247
>besides

Jeff 3007-8879-6782

Jeff 3007-8879-6782 Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:09:47 No.16326285 Report

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>>16326239
We're celebrating some of the original settlers who were happy that they weren't all dead. Go back to Tumblr with your bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:09:57 No.16326288 Report

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>>16326244
>not taking in account the number of hours that it takes to level up all the Rufflets that get breeded

Plus that seems more suitable for Independence Day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:09:59 No.16326291 Report

Quoted By: >>16327798

>>16326239
I think Thanksgiving is just something Lincoln came up with to unify America or some shit, but based it off of Pre-Indian-Genocide America so it wouldn't be a random holiday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:10:39 No.16326301 Report

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>>16326285
>Go back to Tumblr with your bullshit.
Go back to /pol/ with your autism

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ

Kornheiser !IYsWILbonQ Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:11:47 No.16326318 Report

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Surprised it wasn't in Gen V in Unovamerica. New world bird and all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:11:50 No.16326321 Report

Quoted By: >>16326341 >>16326348 >>16333615

>>16326179
It would be fucking slow and it wouldn't even be able to fly or use that many flying type moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:13:05 No.16326341 Report

Quoted By: >>16326366 >>16326373 >>16326388

>>16326321
I would appreciate a bulky Ground/Flying tank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:13:29 No.16326348 Report

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>>16326321
Farfetch'd

Lightning Flash

Lightning Flash Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:14:37 No.16326366 Report

Quoted By: >>16326382 >>16326469

>>16326341

>what is Gliscor

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:14:51 No.16326373 Report

Quoted By: >>16326382

>>16326341
yeah like an evolution for gligar or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:15:28 No.16326382 Report

Quoted By: >>16326408 >>16326432

>>16326366
>>16326373
Objectively bad design that emits second hand embarrassment whenever you see it online

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:15:33 No.16326385 Report

Quoted By: >>16326437 >>16326463 >>16326504 >>16326520 >>16326730

>niggas wanting 'murikan symbols on weeaboonese game

why there's little to none Roman Empire pokémon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:15:35 No.16326388 Report

Quoted By: >>16326404

>>16326341
>what is Gliscor

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:16:22 No.16326401 Report

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>>16326247
>elephant Pokemon
>not Indian elephants

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:16:37 No.16326404 Report

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>>16326388
>Gliscor
ground/poison

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:16:48 No.16326408 Report

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>>16326382
>gliscor

>bad design

>/vp/ shiturkey

>good design

Lightning Flash

Lightning Flash Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:17:32 No.16326420 Report

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>>16326404

It's Ground/Flying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:17:39 No.16326424 Report

Quoted By: >>16326468

japan doesnt have turkey during their thanksgiving
im still waiting for an ostrich pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:18:02 No.16326430 Report

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>>16326404
>Ground/Poison
This is one of those bait things isn't it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:18:08 No.16326432 Report

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>>16326382
>not liking Gliscor

have some turkey and wine to wash that shit taste out of your mouth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:18:21 No.16326437 Report

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>>16326385
>people wanting italian symbols on weeaboonese game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:19:10 No.16326456 Report

Quoted By: >>16326507 >>16326662 >>16327852

>>16326247
Phanphy line
Drowzee line
Munna line

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:19:11 No.16326457 Report

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>>16326404
Gliscor is fucking ground flying and you're a faggot who can't into pokemon. It has poison heal that's the only reason toxic orb works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:19:25 No.16326463 Report

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>>16326385
>implying only americans know what a turkey is
>implying BR farms don't have turkeys

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:19:36 No.16326465 Report

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>>16326404
it's a holiday and you're trying this hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:19:49 No.16326468 Report

Quoted By: >>16326479

>>16326424
Doduo isn't an ostrich?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:19:53 No.16326469 Report

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>>16326366
A shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:20:17 No.16326473 Report

Quoted By: >>16326724

>>16326247
that fakemon looks awesome besides the weird tree trunk growth on its trunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:20:38 No.16326479 Report

Quoted By: >>16326498 >>16326518

>>16326468
I thought it was a kiwi

CamCam 4012 - 4638 - 7878

CamCam 4012 - 4638 - 7878 Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:21:44 No.16326498 Report

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>>16326479
What

Its a fucking Dodo bird...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:22:22 No.16326504 Report

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>>16326385
>niggas wanting HUE symbols on weeaboonese game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:22:31 No.16326505 Report

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fatass americans always food on their minds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:22:34 No.16326507 Report

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>>16326456
>Drowzee
>Munna
>Elephants

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:23:04 No.16326517 Report

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>>16326239
THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:23:05 No.16326518 Report

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>>16326479
It's both.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:23:25 No.16326520 Report

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>>16326385
>niggas wanting 'murikan symbols on weeaboonese game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:23:44 No.16326524 Report

Quoted By: >>16326536 >>16326559

>>16326498
pretty sure the name and came from Dodo, but the design is clearly based on a kiwi

CamCam 4012 - 4638 - 7878

CamCam 4012 - 4638 - 7878 Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:24:29 No.16326536 Report

Quoted By: >>16326584

>>16326524
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=FlTjBWS0UNrAPM&tbnid=PzpYLzR4M0thJM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fcommons.wikimedia.org%2Fwiki%2FFile%3ADodo_Natural_History_Museum_London_England_02.jpg&ei=NXyXUtu4AsveoATGq4GYAQ&bvm=bv.57155469,d.cGU&psig=AFQjCNGMNksddWOZlQAP94JERr5z1Up4Gg&ust=1385745839838403

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CamCam 4012 - 4638 - 7878 Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:25:31 No.16326559 Report

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>>16326524
just looked up what a kiwi looks like.

I dont understand why they would name it that and make it look like a kiwi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:25:36 No.16326560 Report

Quoted By: >>16326594

>>16326278
The problem with Phanpy is that it's so small you can barely call it an elephant since the primary trait most people associate with Elephants is being FUCKING HUGE.

It's like if you had a Shark pokemon that didn't rape everything, or a Parrot pokemon who didn't talk.

>>16326239
It's got nothing to do with that. It's the traditional harvest festival from when most of America were dirt farmers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:27:37 No.16326584 Report

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>>16326536
exactly, looks nothing like Doduo

>http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/extinction-countdown/files/2012/06/rowi-kiwi-465.jpg

give it two heads and ostrich necks. Doduo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:27:56 No.16326591 Report

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>>16326247
I don't know, but that would be a shitty one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:28:01 No.16326594 Report

Quoted By: >>16326604 >>16326615 >>16326631

>>16326560
But Sharpedo is weak

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:28:38 No.16326604 Report

Quoted By: >>16326616

>>16326594
Look at its attack stat, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:29:09 No.16326611 Report

Quoted By:

>>16326239
>>>/out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:29:19 No.16326615 Report

Quoted By: >>16326638

>>16326594
don't say that, Gamefreak might see this post and decide it needs a Mega Evo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:29:26 No.16326616 Report

Quoted By: >>16326629 >>16326772

>>16326604
Look at its defense stats, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:30:06 No.16326629 Report

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>>16326616
You're a fucking idiot if you don't understand what I was talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:30:06 No.16326631 Report

Quoted By: >>16326652

>>16326594
Sharpedo is like a bullet (torpedo)
You send him in quick for some high damage and pull him out before he takes to much himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:30:31 No.16326638 Report

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>>16326615
Mega Sharpedo would be cool actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:31:20 No.16326652 Report

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>>16326631
should have given it aftermath

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:31:57 No.16326660 Report

Quoted By: >>16326696 >>16326740

>>16326270
>no kangaroo pokemon
>what is kangaskhan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:32:18 No.16326662 Report

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>>16326456
Drowzee and Munna are tapirs (or actually baku, which are based off tapirs) you cocknugget

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:35:00 No.16326693 Report

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>>16326239

But today isn't Columbus Day

>Not celebrating the modernization of America

>Being too liberal and pacifist to know that war is what establishes new countries

>The year 2013

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:35:18 No.16326696 Report

Quoted By:

>>16326660
The Kasey Anthony Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:37:18 No.16326724 Report

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>>16326473
It's not a growth, it uses a dead log with a hole in it as a weapon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:37:42 No.16326730 Report

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>>16326385

>niggas wanting 'murikan symbols on weeaboonese game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:38:19 No.16326740 Report

Quoted By: >>16326879

>>16326660
An armadillo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:39:15 No.16326772 Report

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>>16326616
>>16326616
>sweeper
>expecting good defences
Its like you dont get why it did got speed boost

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:39:48 No.16326785 Report

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I pray your animals don't get fucked over like the pandas did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:40:04 No.16326789 Report

Quoted By: >>16327130

>there are people who don't realize that Unfezant is a turkey

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:40:34 No.16326804 Report

Quoted By: >>16326841

>>16326270
>dolphin
lanturn, kinda

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:42:32 No.16326841 Report

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>>16326804
It's an anglerfish. Anime behavior doesn't count.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:42:51 No.16326848 Report

Quoted By:

>>16326239
>implying it's wrong to celebrate an absolute military victory

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:44:20 No.16326879 Report

Quoted By: >>16326912

>>16326740
Not this again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:46:04 No.16326912 Report

Quoted By: >>16327374

>>16326879
What again? Kangaskhan is clearly an armadillo, not a kangaroo, it has good defense and doesn't jump and isn't skinny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 17:46:04 No.16326913 Report

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lmao i can smell the inferiority complex from this thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 18:00:25 No.16327130 Report

Quoted By: >>16327293

>>16326789
>Unfezant is a turkey
>Unfezant
>Fezant
>Pheasant

Please be bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 18:10:29 No.16327293 Report

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>>16327130
it's ghetto pheasant

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 18:12:45 No.16327374 Report

Quoted By: >>16327666

>>16326912
Why is it a marsupial then, and named after kangaroos?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 18:26:41 No.16327666 Report

Quoted By: >>16327738

>>16327374
Because GF is dumb. It had a plate on its head, it's an armadilo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 18:30:50 No.16327738 Report

Quoted By: >>16327832

>>16327666
It's fictional though, why does the plate have more value than it's name and the baby in the pouch theme? Is it just because you said so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 18:34:12 No.16327798 Report

Quoted By: >>16332527

>>16326291
>Lincoln invented Thanksgiving
>being this dumb

Read a fucking book.

Also Thanksgiving is really just celebrated as a harvest festival, many other countries other than the USA have holidays similar.

Also turkeys are fucking evil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 18:36:11 No.16327832 Report

Quoted By: >>16333677

>>16327738
Because it's an armadillo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 18:36:50 No.16327852 Report

Quoted By: >>16327886

>>16326247
Does Mamoswine count?

>>16326456
>Drowzee line
>elephants
ok
they have a trunk yea, but they're bipedal and humanoid. Drowzee has hoofs. How the fuck are they elephants?

>Munna Line
tapirs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 18:39:31 No.16327886 Report

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>>16327852
They're both tapirs. Specifically, they're tapir-based dream-eating monsters called baku.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 22:07:01 No.16332413 Report

Quoted By: >>16332549 >>16332576 >>16334663

>>16326179
What is Ho-Oh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 22:09:36 No.16332495 Report

Quoted By:

>>16326179
kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 22:10:58 No.16332527 Report

Quoted By:

>>16327798
you got baited so hard son

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 22:12:11 No.16332549 Report

Quoted By:

>>16332413
A Phoenix mixed with a Peacock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 22:13:29 No.16332576 Report

Quoted By:

>>16332413
a chinese phoenix

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 22:36:09 No.16333030 Report

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aftear reading this thread, can we agree that turkeys are bait?

Pete [0104-0499-3702]

Pete [0104-0499-3702] Thu 28 Nov 2013 22:40:17 No.16333118 Report

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>>16326239
>be Native American
>still celebrate Thanksgiving
No hard feelings. We take your money at casino's so it evens out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 23:01:54 No.16333615 Report

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>>16326321
>it wouldn't even be able to fly
That's where you're wrong.

Wild Turkeys have been prone to fly and in Northern California they're an issue because of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 23:05:17 No.16333677 Report

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>>16327832
It looks nothing like an armadillo you autist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 23:50:59 No.16334663 Report

Quoted By:

>>16332413
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenghuang

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Nov 2013 23:55:57 No.16334781 Report

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>>16326179
Because its an amerilard holiday.

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