fufufu
you've come to the wrong bedroom, trainers. this is an invasion of privacy, and let me tell you, i don't take kindly to intruders!
*throw all the pokeballs out I have under my pillow, revealing a Darkrai, Mewtwo, Pikachu, Venusaur, Articuno, and Arceus*
surprised? well don't worry, it'll all be over soon. Darkrai, use dark void!
*pikachu is put to sleep*
Okay, now Venusaur, use sleep powder!
*Furfrou is put to sleep*
Now, while they are still calling out their pokemon! Everyone use hyper beam!
*all the trainers are obliterated, but my house remains unscathed because it's made of diamond-titanium metals infused with nintendium*
fufu.... HAHAHAHAH, what a bunch of weaklings. Well, Arceus, dispose of their bodies. I'm going back to sleep.
